Tfw tinder girls think 5 months liftan otter mode is big :')

>tfw tinder girls think 5 months liftan otter mode is big :')

Chicks like that don't know anything about lifting, the only muscle they have abs, and to girls if you don't have a beer gut, you have abs.

*The only muscle they know is abs

Autistic post thx op

Post your pic OP

>tfw only have 13.5 arms (up from 11) in 5 months and even on my narrow frame, they still are tiny.

Anytime cutie

You're just jealous ahahah faggot. I brt u dont even get as much pussy as i do

Just keep going!

Lmaoing at ur life rn u cant even read the picture why did he edit it like that?

Your average girl confuses muscle definition with muscle size/strength. Pretty sad desu.

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90% sure I know the girl on the right lmao
anyway op you didn't close with any of these girls
who gives a fuck

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DYEL AF.

>that tank top
based

but no way in hell is that 5 fucking months

liar liar plants for hire

>He fell for the sock make calves look bigger meme.

Ain't nothing helping those sad, sad sticks.

Dude no.
You're that guy that roids

That's easily doable in 5

Here's me after 5. Went from 145 no muscle skelly to 165

Post face.

tinder is the worst

Back in January, I just ate big and counted my macros idk

I don't know, I'm just salty that I'm lifting for 20 months now and am stil dyel.

Yeah, I didn't consistently eat or train but it still feels really shitty

SS + GOMAD?

Where did you get that tank top? That's great.

Nice progress, what's your routine?

>Those wrinkled to hell shorts
Buy an iron dude.
Or at least hang/fold your clothes.

>tfw no qt3.14 muscular shitposter bf

Grill?

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Months 1-3: SL Variant
Months 3-5: coolchidas(or whatever the fuck his name is) PPL routine

Lol holy fuck are you me. Pretty much my exact routine and we have similar progress :)

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Is SL better than SS? I'm starting next week but don't know which one to do.

No.
You will get more progression from ss.

Gslp has better body symmetry, tho

The volume of SL was pretty killer the first 2 weeks but I mean it worked so I can't really complain. I was just to scared of cleans to do SS and was to beta to ask any of the other gym goers how to do them to be honest

post exact routine pls

>tfw kv
>see these threads
Why is life so unfair
;_;

What's kv famalan?

kissless virgin

See

Keep it going bro. We're all gonna make it breh

Girls are autistic when it comes to working out