Its the scoop is at the bottom of the powder episode

>its the scoop is at the bottom of the powder episode

1. Close container.
2. Shake like a MADMAN
3. Open container.
4. If scoop is not visible, return to step 1

>not saving the scoop from the previous tub

>not just saving all your scoops from previous tubs

>not using a scale to weigh the powder in the first place

>The last scoop of the tub
>Turning the tub upside down will ensure the powder sticks on the rim
>Only way it will come out is either by shaking the tub and spilling powder everywhere or scooping it gram after gram
Reeee

what?

You just weigh one scoop's worth to find out how many grams per scoop.

What kind of autist weighs it every time he makes a shake?

If you dont round the scoop, it varies by less than a gram

>not mixing in sugar to bring it up to a full 4 scoops

Put shaker cup in sink.

Dump that shit everywhere.

Rinse the remainder down the sink

>Rinse the remainder down the sink
I absolutely loathe wasting food, it really rubs me the wrong way
I just cut the tub perpendicular to its axis to drop the powder in a class/shaker fast, but it is a hassle

Saves me everytime desu

MORE SCOOPS COME ON

>wet hand under faucet
>push hand into powder and dig out scoop
>throw scoop away
>lick hand like a lolli

>cut the tub perpendicular to its axis

Am I really the only one not getting this?

Cut it so that the cut part looks like a circle, not a rectangular
Cut it halfway through its height

Has no one actually mentioned mixing the last scoop with water/milk. Shake it. Then drinking from the tub?

Grab your remaining scoops from a new tub.

>not buying prepackaged scoops
>not having a pile of 200 empty scoops in your kitchen

Pls, a drawing

>using the powdered jew

1 scoop? 2 scoops? How many?

>lick hand like a lolli
>loli

>4 in the morning
>16 intra workout
>4 in the evening

I honestly pictured user in a little pink dress and pigtails there

Where to get?

I just opened a fresh can of C4 earlier. So powdery. got it all over the inside of my car trying to pour that shit into a water bottle without a funnel.

Wtf. Get a shaker bottle you fuck.

I dont, but if i have a scale just in case. Especially in situations where i only want to use 3/4 or some other fraction of the powder say for a recipe or something.

>HE DOESNT POUR WATER INTO THE TUB AND SHAKE IT TO GET EVERY DROP OF THAT PROTEIN

Shaker bottle for PWO? Dumb af.

Are you retarded?

Summer's really here, isn't it?

TFW the protein powder tastes awful.

SCOOPS IN YOUR CAR? CMON

I feel sorry for myself that I even bothered this much

>He doesn't scrape out the inside of his egg shells with a spoon to get every drop of that protein

>not having a swiss army scoop attached to your wallet chain
COME ON

Red scoop blue scoop

Was that supposed to be in insult? kek.

breh school ended 8 years ago.

i just eat eggs with shells on

waste none of that protein

So you cut it in a straight line across the tub to reach the bottom half. Why the fuck was that so hard to explain?

>i are genyus i finish school 8 year ago ; )
>can't grasp even basic memes

1) can we use the word across if it makes a circle? I mean you are across the road but walk around the block, not across the block
2) it wasn't hard to explain, you just are too dumb to understand. Sorry.

The important thing was I didn't take a shower that day.

>It's a random free sample of orange tangy tropical fruit punch twist lemon flavoured pre-workout in the tub episode.

What do you use to cut the tubs?

>He doesn't just suck whole eggs out of a chicken cloaca every night

are there actually people on Veeky Forums not doing this

>It's the user has come to terms with his preworkout addiction episode

Just a knife. Stab and drag through tub. Not any more though, I buy from MP now and they come in bags. Haven't finished my first yet, dunno how it behaves when trying to get that last scoop.

>not just grabbing a tablespoon from the drawer and digging the goddamned scoop out like a proper tool-user
Seriously, can you guys even walk and breathe at the same time?

>Misreading
Can YOU walk and breathe at the same time?

Yeah I can asshole, ask your mom about that.

>put on lid
>shake upside down vigorously
>remove lid while tub still upside down
>empty lid into shaker/glass/whatever
Honestly, do you guys even know how to think?
How are you ever going to get a girlfriend when you can't even figure out simple mechanical problems like this? Girlfriends are complicated!

Take a knife and fish around the bucket famila

Epic

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Step 1. Scoop protein into shaker that you can get for $2 at walmart.
Step 2. Place scoop back into container, I know you want to penetrate the powder but you must fight the urge.
Step 3. Repeat.

...

You take the blue scoop, you train and gain whatever you want to gain, take the red scoop, and I'll show you how far the natty gains go

>throw scoop away
kek

>tfw I started browsing /b/ during summer in highschool

>a-a-actually i t-think you'll find that the s-summer meme is i-inaccurate and actually i-i'm just an ordinary retard who didn't get the joke and now i'm overcompensating to assuage my b-butthurt
pretty poor showing bro

Why don't you get your protein from a dead pig like a real man

AUTISM
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Nice meme

You explained it quite clearly, but big words like "perpendicular" and "axis" that you learn in elementary school still confuse people