Shit normies do

I can probably strict press that manlet for reps IRL

It's ok, I deserve it

user stop

no

please stop

me irl

Man i can do 127.5kg and im still a fat shit

> pic not related

Post the video faggot

>tfw think in ironic memes now

the ride never ends

>was bedeutet, dass wir Deutsche nicht sprechen kann

I was only ironically depressed at first but then the memes ceased to be memes and became my dark reality

:(

>tfw life is just a prank bro

k-kek :(

i want to pet a polar bear one day

>tfw the prank went too far

>tfw you just want the prank to be over

I dead lifted 900lbs without even lifting a single time. I am also vegan.

same

yeah but i'm being serious

i just got straps and i shrug 365, was stuck at 275 cause i couldn't hold onto heavier on the way down

please end me

Me too bro without even trying and without even any proof whatsoever I dead benched lifted curled 7 tons.

Like all women for 50 miles road my dick that night while I screamed light weight.

No proof though cause I have no phone, or camera, or anything, just typing this on a rock I found and I draw a screen on it with chalk.

The guy did something he's proud of and posted it.

Congratulations.

What exactly is your problem OP?

never fucking ever reply to me ever again

That his dl is 100kg lmao

rofl I know right, like I know your personally from you posting all your photos of you dead lifting 700kg.. IN EACH ARM!

AM I RIGHT BRO?

Do it againt bro show everyone, post a video of you deadlifting 700kg in each arm?

Ill wait to cheer your proof on bro!

it's time to stop

100kg deadlifter detected lmao

yer a homosex

I know bro sick 100kg deadlift between each finger.

If only I was bigger lifting 2 ton per dick like you I might post proof.

Post proof bro, blow out all these low weight lifters!!!

Cant stop, too ripped and strong, while I am typing this on a rock I am deadlifting 4 tons of protein cake tires.

...

Post the fucking video ffs

FIT I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT THIS WEEK, HAIR IS PRETTY LONG LIKE 5 INCHES ON THE TOP AND 2 ON THE SIDES, GIVE ME IDEAS THAT ARE SEMI-EDGELORD I'M PROBS GONNA DYE THE TOP WHITE

What makes me sick is this shit in this thread.

That dude posted his personal best, he is proud of it and rocks.

The jealous fucks who dont actually lift and sit around fit all day talking big then come in and try to downplay his goals and dreams.

Know who downplays other dudes lifts for no reason? People who dont lift or do shit.

Thats why they dont psot videos like this guy in op.

looks like a man 2bh

You got me bro

>100kg
This is a Canadian board please post in pounds

too real user.

>100£
Better?

Canada is metric you dipshit!
BC Lions train at my gym and they were doing some pretty good 130kg power cleans today.

i fucking lost it

>BC Lions
I bet the line for the hip adductor machine was unbearable

what gym is that bro, i need a new one

>ironic prank posting becomes real again

the ride never ends

fuck off noofie you're a sad excuse for a canadian

I agree to some extent but seriously, all this social media attention whore tier crap is just asking for a reaction like that, I deadlift 100+ kg for 6-8 reps on the regular but I know it's not special, I OHP 70kg 1RM at 78 kg bw which is way more impressive but even then I wouldn't upload it.

Almost. Should be:
"Was soll das bedeutet, dass wir Deutsche nicht sprechen können."
As it's commonly said: "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache.

>tfw have feached meta-memelord status
Kill me

Are you fucking kidding me? I've been lifting for 3 months and reached 100kg diddly last week. It's not impressive. 100kg bench, now that's impressive.

SAUCE PLEASE

good for him

>100kg bench impressive

any gym goer should be able to bench 2 plates

Any gym goer who's been at it for more than 1-2 years should be. But being serious about your diet and going to the gym for 2 years is already impressive because most people fail after a couple of months. 100kg deadlift is actually unimpressive because it can be achieved by any guy in under half a year even with an okay diet.

>2-3 years to hit two plates on bench
God damn you're pathetic

tfw benching 36 kilo (79 lbs) because no bench, no squat rack, and using to dubells that are unstable af while laying on the floor.

lanklet skinny fat :c

also curling and skullcrusher only 26 kg (57 lbs).

i'm 192 cm (6'3) 83 kg (182 lbs), started lifting like 6 month ago, started a decent routine like 2 month ago i think.

been cuting most of the time, and not having access to a gym atm doesnt help tho.

t. short armed manlet

Aurora Lauzeral

Like not owning a smartphone?

His problem is probably my problem which is the fact that he's proud of a 2pl8 DL

That shit isn't impressive unless you're a 14 y/o sub 5' sub 100lbs girl

BC is the west coast you fucking idiot. Only an indian could make a comment this stupid.

TCC Kamloops

thats wrong

I still remember the first time I benched 2 plate. Some football players from the local college came over and cheered me on. Was kind of weird but super cool.

Dude literally nobody cares how big your e-cock is. Why do you feel the need to post your shitty stats even ? Literally nobody gives a fucking shit unless you lift some serious weight (ie 5 plates and up) and post a video.

can i reply to your son though?

"Gains" she's literally tiny as a fucking toothpic ass not even impressive or built by muscle. DYEL?

'gains'
pls
nice ass, though

I think I did that same weight in freshman year of high school... And I was the weakest kid in that damn place

I killed an elephant with just one punch and I'm not even into kung fu. Lying fuck.

I painted a replica of the Sistine chapel and I've only finger painted before. Lying fuck.

then why the fuck you braggin'?

honestly, I thought the focus was on what looked like a fountain drink on the rack since he quotation marked "clean." That's the only thing I could derive of this post.

I don't believe one fuck that says they can lift this or that. I rarely see anyone at the gym lifting clean. I know all those high schoolers and college freshman brag about how much they lift but in the gym they're doing partials and cheats on everything.

If you are looking for someone to tell you that you are weak. You are weak.

I wouldn't brag about a 300lb DL desu

>i cant deadlift 2pl8 the post

No. Dass is not a modal verb; koennen should still be conjugated

What's wrong with being a normie?
I'm just a married man who wants to be healthy so I can lead a good example to my future child.
>also give that good dick to my qt3.14 Chinese mistress

the problem is he is a "trainer"

I propably know more about fitness about him but since I look dyel (bodyfat too high) nobody would hire me while he is some kind of ottermode no legs fags and gets the job

it is just pure jelly, but isnt it understandable? Dude got a nice job because he LOOKS like he knows his shit.

>noofie
>noofie
its fucking newfie u autist, just stay quiet in brampton panjeet.

Is no one going to comment on his shit stance and poor form? Goddamn it's summer over here

9 mos liftin, 5'7 165 manlet. Can i post my 395 diddy on instagram or will people have a laff at me? thx

Well, if you know so much more about fitness than he does, you shouldn't have any problem doing a cut and losing that bodyfat, if that's the only thing keeping you from getting a job as trainer.

you don't have to lie to impress us user. we already didn't like you even before this shit reply

Here in Montreal gym weights are in pounds

I've been going to the gym for 6 months and I'm at 200lb bench. I don't think it should take someone 2 years to hit 100kg.

THAT is a trainer at your gym? jesus fuck, i wouldn't pay a DYEL for fitness advice the same way i wouldn't want a fat as fatass as a dietician.

Anyway, on topic, I judge the shit out of anybody is constantly taking pictures and selfies of themselves working out. If you put in hard work, other people ASK YOU if you've been hitting the gym. you don't need to tell all 500 people on your "friends" list that you've been going to the gym.