I'm a virgin :/

I'm a virgin :/

We all start somewhere brah

im fat and hairy and a beta loser too tho :/

Then shave and get in shape dude.

Good job

So am I, I don't know why I can't get a girl, am I really that ugly?

are you jewish

Yes

heh

In fact, we all start as a virgin.

Not like it matters. Everybody does their own shit at different times. And it's all cool.

Maybe your personnality is shit. Look into it

I literally give girls whatever they want. If they want a hug they get one from me, if they need a ride to their friends house I'm there. If they need a shoulder to cry on after breaking up I am there for them. I seem to be letting girls step all over me and they can't even be gracious enough to go out with me? Fuck man, they don't even care that I'm bigger than their boyfriends. I'm not big by any stretch of the imagination but their boyfriends are twigs.

FRIENDZONED

Buy an escort.

idk, to me you look kind of intimidating, like you hate everyone, I know because I look similar even though Im a really nice guy and its just how my face looks when Im not paying attention, people used to think I fucking hated them all the time in school before they knew me

i dont want aids thanks

1. Escorts are different from hookers and are generally cleaner

2. Condoms are a thing.

who wants to use a condom their first time

that would just ruin it

Me too
>tfw small benis
Why live?

Dude. You need to stop acting nice and feeling entitled to relationship or sex for it. Sure you act nice with them but it seem like you have pretty selfish motivations for it.

Condom > nothing

Don't do this.

If you've given up in vanilla relationships, I suggest you instead learn how to use solidworks or similar 3d software, create your own 3d mold, pour your own sex robo waifu from ballistics gel, and have sex with that instead. I do it, and it's so much more gratifying because not only am I putting my dick in something, I'm also learning and improving technically

I lost my virginity at 24. Nothing changed. I'm still the same autistic loser as I was before I put my penis in a girl's vagina. Stop thinking that sex is a phenomenon that will miraculously change you into a different person. It's not.

I always new the spirit of Elliot would find its way to a kike host.

Who gives a fuck.
Do you have a question abut fitness or not you fucking loser.

Mental health is the first thing you've gotta fix

Brah.

I was a virgin. I was really insecure.

Then some really hot girl hit on me and I went for it. Whether or not she was lying she told me I was the best lay she had ever had.

And that's when I realized I was scared for no god damn reason.

lol if and once you finally have sex you will realize that the act of putting your benis into the bagina will not only change nothing, but it'll be extremely underwhelming compared to what you've been imagining for your whole life

it's LITERALLY just sex brah

eating some ass while jerking off is more pleasurable after you cum in the pussy once desu famalamo

generally girls like dicks who are nice to them (occassionally). its unfortunately true because they see it as a power thing

:,^(

Then kill yourself you fucking faggot. This isn't reddit, so fuck off.

h-how did you know?

guy who get grills are decent guys who act like jerks, you act nice but you are actually a bad person
you already have all the aswers yourself, stop being so nice

Like 95% of Veeky Forums, good job

Oy gevalt.. You fell right into that one didn't you

Kek

26 and counting, handheldless with an accidental kiss from a male. Never had a love interest, does anyone dare challenging me?

are those really the kind of girls you want to be around? :-\

same, i'm only 19 tho so it's not *that* bad yet.

i doubt i'll still be a virgin by the time i'm 25.

Don't worry, you will be.

You look like a bond villain bro. Smile more I guess

haha i really hope not, i'm not in a rush to lose my virginity tho

That is the greatest argument for basement dwelling I've ever heard

>1. Escorts are different from hookers and are generally cleaner

kek

You look like peter hitchens bruv

Handheldleaa at 26? How the fuck does this happen? Are you hideous or something?

>fucked like 15 hookers
>Still sometimes forget that I'm not a virgin anymore

The guys who say nothing changes are right.

>thingsthatdidn'thappen.jpg

Maybe not, but posting a picture of yourself on a cute trap 4 sale image board proves you have severe autism.