How many scoops do you use, Veeky Forums?

>2016 year of the mutant
>still using "scoops"
>not hourly mutant mass enemas in the bathroom at work
>not towing your alldayumay IV drip behind your mobility scooter
>not snorting 8 rails of 51 50 every 6 minutes or every time you pass out, whichever comes first
>still chewing food and not just pumping b&j into your stomach w/ foie gras mutant tube

cmon kids do you wanna get FREAKY or not

I did two yesterday and was at the gym for 4 1/2 hours and didn't even know. Don't need to be driving on it though, lol.

only 3.5 more hours and it would have been a real workout

I sneak in another TEN SCOOPS

>shilling on supplements
When will they learn?

Seriously what happens if I go over 2 scoops?

ALL OF THEM

You get all sorts of gains. Look up the ending to akira

What irks me most about MUTANT is that 1 mutant scoop is the exact double the size of a regular scoop.

It also recommends 2-3 shakes of 260g/9oz (4scoops) per day. Doing that would make the 5lbs bag last 5 days max

you reach half of escape velocity from humanity

2 scoops per fucking scoop
to make sure you skeletons will actually grow even if you take half the dose

Holy shit are you serious? One scoop of that shit equals two?

Well as far as I know (please correct me if I'm wrong) a scoop is 30g/1oz, the mutant scoop fills 65g/2,2oz

CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

2 scoops per scoop

I count a full container of powder as 1 scoop, am I gonna make it?

No.

But 4 scoops per shake 8 times a day

If I do more than two scoops will I hurt myself? I want all the gains.

4 SCOOPS CMON

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>I don't use protein

I get my protein from actual food.

>Falling for the marketed jew
>Thinking that a foodstuff designed to help with protein intake is necessary

>falling for the food jew
Enjoy your estrogen

sorry I don't speak human

>Implying when I got a blood test a month ago my estrogen wasn't below normal levels

get rekt

I bet you didn't see that coming.

That's bad too you know? Don't fall for the memes

11/10 very underrated post

Is there any legitimate source to get the music rich uses in his videos?

mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind

>mustafayazicioglu.bandcamp.com/album/mutant-leaving-humanity-behind
thanks, thats pretty close
but i meant especially those tracks he uses in his bbtd training segments

20 scoops before workout

30 scoops after workout

>tfw you confuse before workout scoops with post workout scoops because you workout so often that one workout blends with another

>Actually leaving the gym and not constantly working out

It's like you don't have post and pre set scoops

>what are mid-rep scoops

tfw I don't have a tube down my oesophagus constantly pumping scoops every moment of my life

Scoops? You're telling me there's people who don't measure by the bag?

4 BAGS CMON!

>tfw you're destroying a gym's wall to make a wide enough entrance for the truck that's gonna deliver your Mutant Mass that you've just ordered during your workout because you ran out of scoops
whatever it takes

None, pre workout is for fucking pussies. Also it's bad for you and Bitch Piano is a cunt.

I bet you lift logs and pull carts too. Fuck barbells and dumbbells, literally just new gen faggotry bullshit.

serious question: how do you even mix your shakes when there's no gravity after you've left humanity behind?

51/50 would scoop again

> my estrogen levels weren't below normal
> thus food can't have an effect on estrogen

yeah, nice logic there.

>still taking scoops
>not drinking an entire bucket of protein
unlike this any of, this chink is gonna make it
youtube.com/watch?v=m0eZTtpIQbI

>diluting it with anything

>not using your mutant strength to create gravity

>not having enough mass to have your own gravity field

What is the minimum amount required to leave humanity behind?

4 scoops 2-3 times a day

...

8 shakes per day
4 scoops per shake
2 scoops per scoop
C'MON

1 every morning, and 3 post workout, based on no calculations whatsoever. I'm 6' 180lbs. Is this too little or too much, Veeky Forums?

no, unless you overdo it you may not get stones like a mongoloid, but if you don't you're okay, just wasting money, since most of the extra protein you take you are just going to sweat, shit, fart and pee away.

Mutant detected

One scoop an hour masterrace reporting in

top kek
>god dammit

human detected

>17-beta oestradiol
>17-beta
>Beta

Literally proving you'll never make it