Walk into gym

>Get up
Beats ‘bout waist deep
Swallowed by beats
I stay niche

I already lose it at
>WHEN LIFE LEAVES YOU HIGH AND DRY
Or on the other baneposting song
>HEY BROTHER

great fucking green text, just fucking ban me already

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

hello darkness my old friend

Fuck this numale whiny shit
>mfw "WHY U GOTTA B SO RUUUDE"

>fail at new weight
>NEVERLAND IS HOME TO LOST BOYS LIKE ME

I genuinely like this song

>UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP

The public gym I go to just plays dad rock at such low volumes that it's actually a relief when the dindus show up with their boomblaster and crank out some sick beats
>tfw forgetting your earbuds and warming up to a bench PR
>blood is pounding so hard on your head that you gotta lose your hype to hear Living on a Prayer
>enter the dindus
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>set bench PR
>throw the loaded bar through the roof
>SLAP CITY all around

>walk into gym
>blast Bubbles Buried In This Jungle
>nobody say a word because I'm the gym owner

>last two sets
>have my own motherfucking music
>listening to workout Playlist Wednesday
>Facts(Charlie Heat Version) - Kanye West starts playing

Is there a more appropriate song for this situation in 2016? I think not.

>LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY
>LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME
>LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX
>LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX
>LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX

Rebel - El Huervo
I have to play this song when I squat.

I unironically love that song

>Raised in a generation of horrendous pigs
>"...Because boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
>AT THE FUCKING GYM

Rustle mode activated

Fucking worst, song reminds me of my ex

You're gonna hate it real soon.

>Facts
Yeah, a more appropriate track would've been Famous.

Scrub.

God I fucking hate that song. It was overplayed the first time I heard it and it still hasn't died yet...

I can digest most of the popular normalfag music, and I actually like EDM stuff like Calvin Harris and pop like Taylor Swift
The only shit that gets on my nerves is Desiigner and Drake

I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
DIBADOO LEGACY JIBBA JABBA

>The only shit that gets on my nerves is Desiigner and Drake
Couldn't agree more.
Trap music has given me a violent hatred of snare drums.

I unironically like panda though

>MY NAMES BLURRYFACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK
>ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA TO SHOW AVICI I WAS COOL
>CAKE BY THE OCEAN
>MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMAN
>OOOOOOOOO ITS JUST ME MYSELF AND I

but the worst ones are easily anything by megan trainor @ "all about that bass", "lips are movin", "no"

I DON'T WANNA BE LONELY NO MORE
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS

I don't even register it anymore.

Can tolerate the dadrock but the junglebeats are awful

he's a new yorker rapping about atlanta

his next song better be amazing cause this crackhead is gonna be dead in a year
youtube.com/watch?v=kYO32WZKWU0

>Put song on gym ipod
>Wait
>YMCA comes on and everyone keeps lifting normally
>smile from ear to ear as the lyrics turn into:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZxfNeXiYc
>mfw all the normies are confused and the niggers chimp out

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED
SEE THE WAY YOUR
>how the fuck am I supposed to cardio to this

I think we're headed for a wierd 90s revival, where the new generation is to young to remember anything from that time and they gonna wear stupid clothes and listen to stupid music, play weird games, be overly sexual and take chemical drugs, only this time it's gonna be fueled by internet, youtube videos and memes.

Please no. If 90's becomes popular again, that'll technically make me a hipster. I'm already an incidental hipster.

>I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

>actually getting into it though, just a little bit

>DU, DU HAS, DU HAS MICH

>DON'T LET ME
>DON'T LET ME
>DON'T LET ME DOWN

All of her songs that I've heard are her bragging about being fat and how all men want her. I don't get it

Her song "no" is a prime example of the fox and the sour grapes. I can't have it, so i didn't want it anyway.

What is this meme of a Song, i keep seeing people refer to it but ive never heard it.
T. Finnish forest dweller

Sounds like something by MISTA WHIRRR WHYY

Famous is an end of workout song, faggot.

Also

>he obviously hasn't heard the Charlie Heat version.

>ITS JUST ME MYSELF AND I

Robot plz go

>DON'T LET HER KNOW

You ppl don't bring headphones to the gym?

youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
get hype

>headphones to the gym
Autist detected

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

this songs hot but getting abused as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=y2ak_oBeC-I

> I'm happenin', I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on.

Sometimes the radio is alright.

M8, you're clearly the autist.

I honestly did not know Fat Joe was still alive.

hes been behind the scenes, heard he had beetus and lost weight, but looks like he gained it back. His life looks fantastic tho.

MANN
GEGEN
MANN
youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM

>THIS IS
>THE PART WHERE

THE RAP BREAKS DOWN. IT GETS REAL INTENSE, NO ONE MAKES A SOUND.

I'm going to compile all of these into an epic meme playlist. Keep them coming

It started in 2009 and began in earnest in 2012-2013 with the whole grunge revival thing

youtube.com/watch?v=Wcz95p8Q2GM&list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo

>home gym
>make my own workout plan
>have adjustable dumbbells that go up to 52lbs per hand
>can technically alternate and go up to 102lbs per arm
>have olympic bar + weight plates that go up to a total of 300lbs

>start workout plan today, start music above, workout at my pace. Enjoy Mick Gordon's Doom OST

Never worry about shitty music

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH
>GAT GAT GAT GAT

literally the most Veeky Forums song ever made

Can't remember the lyrics but some bullshit song about dindus getting shot with their hands up and muh oppression wank.

Shit made me so mad I pulled a PR of 197.5kg whilst looking like I was about to kill someone.

>walk into gym
>silence
Feels good to have a homegym.

>Damn Daniel remix comes on
>Have to cut my workout short and get the fuck out of there

>There's no oui without you and I

>LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

>walk into gym
>TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUU
>NOW THAT I'VE BEEN LOVING YOU SO LOOOOONNGG
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOOOUU
>ALL THAT I BEEN LIVING FOR ITS GOOONEEE

>THEY GON THINK I WON A GRAMMY THEY GON THINK I WON A GRAMMY THEY GON THINK I WON A GRAMMY THEY GON THINK I WON A GRAMMY

>walk into gym
>GARY PLEASE COME HOME

>walk into gym
>I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS

I wish...

>walk into gym
>IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THAT
>IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF MONEY
>WORKS IN MY BLOOD AND I KILL BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY
>I KILL BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY
>I'M GOING TO CARRY THIS
>I'M GOING TO CARRY THIS SHIT ON MY FUCKING BACK

>ONCE I WAS 60 YEARS OLD

DING DING DING DINGDING DING DINGDING DING

>classical music starts playing

Feels good to be home gym master race.

>IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY MONEY MONEY IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY MONEY MONEY

>walk into gmy
>PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA

>walk into gym
>THOSE BONES IN MY JAW DONT HAVE A FLAW MY SHINY TEETH AND ME

>mfw chip skylark

>tfw no 10/10 body-positive feminist transfat bf

God fucking damnit. Every fucking time. Lost.

Every Drake song I've heard has been fucking garbage, yet he's super popular. I don't understand it any more and I'm not even an old man

...

>walk into gym
AYYYYAAAYYYAAA

>NIGGA WE MADE IT
last rep of diddlys and it was a good feeling walking outta there

I'd actually like a gym that played older songs

>Every Drake song I've heard has been fucking garbage, yet he's super popular. I don't understand it any more and I'm not even an old man

Drake is amazing, you're just listening to the wrong songs
youtube.com/watch?v=3t195yz9xCc
goat lifting song

>YOU'LL COWARDS
>DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK

Obviously you are old. I dont like nigga music, but Drake is unironically good. Heading to the club and put some good drizzy on and it puts you on cloud 9.

He literally has not put a foot wrong in his career.

You're taste is bad and you should feel bad. Drake is normaltrash dogshit
That being said that you know song was okay. Just have some self awareness for fuck's sake