Abs

>abs

>cutting

>weighted dips

>her profile picture

>Listen, I take cold showers. It's what I do.

>Bench? No, I think not, good sir, the bench press is for below average IQ apes. I prefer weighted dips - a much more unorthodox method of building the pecs, but an altogether safer and more effective exercise for massive hypertrophy and strength gains.

>Abs? No, m'lady. You see, I'm currently bulking. Cultivating mass to gain strength.

>I don't eat any carbs, because i have willpower, and carbs are cancerous

Congratulations m8 you made me laugh at one of these for the first time ever. I don't know why this in particular got me, but it did.

>I have removed my hot shower knob.