Hey user, live a little & drink with us

milk blows

>No thanks guys. I'm a recovering alcoholic.

Your mom blows

If you're not out drinking with sluts then why are you even lifting?

my mom's dead

Ok

only drink goat milk

>autism

will you be my new mom

>Haha I totally would, but like your friend
>(looks at girl in green)
>Im a DD
>Gotta get my drunk buddies home in one piece, ya hear?

DELETE THIS
NOW

...

>Hehe I only drink intoxicating beverages with signiature taste hehe. Every lady has her scent and every man has his scotch hehe
>Tips trilby

You are autism.

Only with the girl on the right. The one in the middle can join if she gives amazing blowjobs otherwise just the one on the right.

nah i just think it tastes good but okay

enjoy whatever you drink, user. I won't judge you for it. I love you.

>having a preference is now autistic

christ

Goddammit user, why won't you let me hate you

Asking for a sctotch like you're a big boy is pretty autistic

just take a fucking drink weirdo

>3, 1, 2

Gibe whiskey pls

>Trilbys are just my preference of headwear user hehe. You might not understand with your diminished apelike intellect hehe, but I am a man of superior tastes hehe

I'm already drinking you ugly bitch

This guy gets it.

If someone asked if you wanted a hat and you had a preference of hat type it isn't autismo

It is if you choose the trilby mane. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Trilby is a shit choice, but scotch is a perfectly normal drink that is socially acceptable. Now if you try to order a martini with specific instructions on stirring then yes you are austim

It's autistic if you're at a party where girls are drinking out of cups so it's probably punch and they ask if you want a drink and say only if it's scotch. Like fuck do u honestly think those girls at a house party are going to have scotch. If you are that much of a fag bring your own bottle of scotch

He didn't say only if you have scotch, he hypothetically asked if they had it. I know girls who like gin and ask if it's at parties but they don't scoff and throw a tantrum if it's just vodka/beer.

how much must one lift to achieve gf on right?

also, how old are they?

>girls

>caring if someone wants scotch over vodka

Tap water?

Then yeah that's fine. Saying yea ill drink, u got scotch? Normal question

No thanks babes, not tonight for me. I'll be here in the morning for you, I'm going to make you eat a bowl of eggs.

>Meta-analysing behaviour on a Pomeiian kitten-breeding forum

What show is this?

>implying you dont know the greatest cartoon show ever

You must have a curfew that your mommy and daddy dont let you watch the telly at nighty night.

Aqua Teen HungerForce. You can see it on Adultswim if you have cable. Otherwise just search it on youtube.

to catch a predator

It's amazing how these girls were once sweet little girls. They were daughters.

But then at one point, something changed. They spread their legs and pussy lips wide open for a stranger's throbbing hard veiny cock. letting them fill their chasm with hot gooey man seed.

They also let many men penetrate their anus and ejaculate on their faces.

What a world we live in.

Why dont we do some cocaine and mdma instead?

Its just natural bro, how the fuck do you think you got here? There are only two kind of women out there, the ones who fuck and the ones who fly.

>drinking with 3DPD

nah I'm good

This man knows how to get his dick sucked.

>green has the best tits
>even with that dumb expression, she still has the best face

How can the other 2 even hope to compete?

Well sex usually derives from positive feelings. You dont get to lay a girl by being a frowny negative person who doesnt connect well. The parents probably set them up in such a way that they get addicted to positive feelings, to people sweettalking them into laying them.

What the parents should have done is to emotionally harm them in such a way, that they are emotionally stunted. Is your little girl sweet and nice? Thats no good, smash a rat, or some other larger animal infront of her, give her a trauma that she would carry with her for her whole life.

That would probably ensure that when she grows up, she doesnt connect too well with too many males. Thus she wont turn into a slut.

See and you could play something really cool off this.
>"Nah bruh we don't have scotch lol we got beer tho"
>"Oh cool, what kind of beer?"
>"Miller and bud light"
>"Let me go out to my car real quick"
>come back with box of cigars and nice tasty scotch
>*tips*

that would be yellow my friend

I bet that ass looks amazing in yoga pants

YOUR MUM SUCKS COCKS IN HELLLLL

SHOO SHOO

But for real, I had my fun. I'm sick of hangovers. I'll have a drink or two, but I don't get plastered anymore. It needs to be one helluva occasion for me to get drunk (wedding/bachelor party/old friend coming into town/promotion/etc.)

It's all about moderation. Hell, even when I do get plastered (once or twice a year), I've found that I really don't have any hangovers. If I do, they aren't bad.

>Sits in car and searches Veeky Forums.org on phone
>Starts thread asking for advice on fit

Or don't be a father that controls every aspect of her life, ensuring that she will depend on men for all things in the future? Tell her that her opinions are valid, that she can do things on her own, and that you're proud of the things she does?

Men measure themselves by their ability to get girls.
Dumb girls measure themselves by their ability to get guys.
Smart girls know that every guy wants to sleep with them anyways, so they can literally choose how things play out and can be in control every step of the way.

Seriously. Slutty girls are impressed with the fact that a guy literally has a male body and a penis. Normal girls realize every guy is more or less the same, and that their primal urges are borderline retarded.

>this is considered yellow in America

Jesus Christ, dude. If you've gone to the party just let it die already. You're already not making healthy choices by drinking, and drinking punch is at worst marginally worse.

Normal girl vibes>Slutty vibes

>Being this n00b at psychology

This will make her search for those "sweet" feelings even more because she had a need she couldnt completely fill. That will make her bond to guys which treat her like shit and smash her feelings, making her search for that but not finding it ,thus searching again and again, spreading legs again and again.

a.k.a daddy issues.

Being a bad parent is what actually makes insecure sluts who search for attention (which they never had, therefore even if they dont get it, they feel like protected little kids).

*tips fedora*

All barely pre-fat and would have rolls of their hands weren't in the air

> Honestly would not drink with

Intraresting idea. But perhaps if you tell her that she is independant and useful, she will turn into an sjw type dumb broad instead. Being not useful at all for any husband.

I think that trauma based is still leaps ahead of this. If a person cannot function well socially, it will basically make her a tougher nut to crack. Only a clever man could get through her bullshit to get to her heart.

Perhaps you could also subtly try to associate all the positive feelings that lead up to sex, with a Pavlovian response. Though of course you get cant too far, but some of the social things can be sabotaged. Like physical contact.

When she tries to hug you or something like that, get a taser and tase her. Or if she tries to hug someone else? Put a makeshift taser inside of her clothing and tase her remotely.

But only do that once in a while, so that her risk calculation tells her not to needlessly hug. Chances are that if you start at a young age she wont be able to tell anyhow that you are messing with her. And she will take those ways on how to act with her through her whole life.

and you could extend it to eye contact with boys, to talking with boys and more.

You suck at psychology, are you even out of highschool?

>have a drink with them
>make unsolicited eye contact with one girl
>thrown into jail with Tyrone for 15 years

No thanks.

You suck at not sucking dick, are you even out of homosex?

As a guy that almost exclusively attracts girls with daddy issues this is hilarious

OHOOOHH GOTTEEEEEEM M8 FUGGIN REKT 100

this is a >18 website, kid, leave

Oh, I see. You're joking.

Literally the only way is to be a bomb-ass Dad so that she uses you as a measuring-stick for all other guys in her life.

You can't really help if your daughter enjoys sex though. They are going to like men, and men are physically stronger, supposed to be breadwinners, etc., so there is always the risk that they'll undervalue themselves and put some dude on a pedestal. If the guy is a loser, it can be cringe-inducingly embarrassing for you as a father to witness, but it's really just nature.

That's not really a big deal. If the worst case is your daughter dates a guy who you don't totally approve of (in a committed relationship no less), then you've done pretty okay. It's when they start acting like every guy they encounter is worth a fuck where you have a problem - that's what I mean, dumb girls will be enamoured with a guy just because he is... a guy. Whereas your smart, well-loved daughter would realize that most guys actually suck, and that she can set the bar as high as she wants.
This is all barring you are not ugly and have good genes. If you have an ugly daughter, she will fuck a gaggle of laughable losers and it will be your own damn fault.

facts

You are quite a spoiler of fun user, who needs sensibilities when you can smash animals with hammers or use tasers to change behavior.

I bet nobody even tried to do what I said.

Sure. I'm not an uptight calorie counting fag like 90% of Veeky Forums, I like to enjoy myself. Would any of you care to dance with me?

>only our way of living is the correct way
Fuck off, whores.

REEEEEEEEEE

....theyre just drinking. The fuck?

only 2d4me

This. 3DPD.

>kill
>fuck
>marry

better yet, raise her as a Muslim!

kill 2, fuck 1, marry 3, 3 looks like the kind of girl that would suck off random guys at the toilet at house parties though

>implying i would be already drunk as fuck

*unsheathes katana*

gin and seltzer every day
I'm down from 20oz of 80 proof to 9oz, so I got that goin for me.

Swave?

tequila shots are the lowest calorie way to get drunk unless you fuck with everclear

well you were once a little boy who played ball and vidya and wanted to be an astronaut

now youre a NEET who disappoints his parents, masturbates alone to cuck porn, and worships little girls.

why is it always the people who call others autistic who are the ones with actual diagnosed autism?

Glad someone called him on it

goddess. oh gawd, my balls.

Do you mean the one in the blue shoes or the yellow shoes?

Hey user, live a little and toss my salad. I got four scoops of some homemade strawberry jam you can use, but you better not get any of that shit on the floor, that's how you get ants and ain't nobody got time for that.

I've been to several parties with a wide selection of liquor. Hell, I'd venture to say most of them have. There is literally nothing wrong with asking if they have your preferred drink. Kill yourself

>inb4 trolled
Fuck you, kill yourself.