You're in the gym when this guy slaps your ass

>you're in the gym when this guy slaps your ass

what do you do Veeky Forums?

Tell him "Y-you too"

Suck him off for that protein obviously you fucking faggot

Slap his ass back, then ask for his routine for legs so I can shape my chubby birthing hips into man hips like his.

ask for another

has a guy ever actually slapped your ass at the gym?

Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.

you cant reshape your hips, user

Let me believe.

>Beat the ever living shit out of the cunt.
That's very lewd, user.

d'aww user is afraid of boys!

Get dubs

Suck his dick right then and there

69 in the showers

Say thank you.

apologize for jizzing everywhere and wipe down the equipment.

most guys that big are openly gay. the rest are in the closet.

>question is moot

h-high test thread?

Put on your trip Boardie.

ayy bb u want some fuk?

Cardio, like running some 15km away from him.

that's gay

That ass tho
>no homo

Take the compliment and move on

for reel

Probably blush a little. Maybe get a halfy

File a sexual harassment lawsuit

>implying its cute to want to beat people who slap your ass
yeah, nah, not everyone's a fairy, elton john.

Give him a strongly worded lecture about rape culture, grab my wife's son and leave.

I want to say something like "grab his crotch and kiss him passionately" but in reality I'd probably just blush and walk away shyly

a-ask if he wants to be my bf

or at least ask if he wants to fuck me silly

yeah right boardie wishes he had an ass like that

>wait til he is mid deadlift
>slap those pursed cheeks with the power of a thousand suns

Probably fuck him to collect his sperm so I can birth his children, for aesthetic though.

You mean these?

No these

yall gay