Who is the Jeb! of history?

Who is the Jeb! of history?

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Frederick II

>Threatened by Mongols
>offers his services as falconer

neville chamberlain

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Chamberlin was well respected and got elected to office, tho.

Malenkov

>have rich, powerful daddy (and brother) with best connections
>almost infinite funding by the biggest corporations and donors in the country
>mainstream media unanimously supports you, throws you the softest softball questions and gives you more coverage than you deserve
>entire establishment basically has your back
>still fuck it up

what went wrong?

Does being a "JEB!" include rigging the elections in 2000 for his brother?

All the money and backing in the world won't help you when you've got zero charisma, your party's establishment has been discredited and the entire public knows you're the family's lame duck.

>political dynasty
>always wanted to be a king, thinks he's destined to be in power
>autistic, zero charisma, nobody likes him, literal cuck
>barely even a footnote in history

But at least he actually ruled for like 6 months

Somebody we don't know because we don't remember them
Unless if Jeb! magically gets elected in 2024 or something, he will hardly be a foot-note in history.
He won't even be remembered as a failure. He just won't be remembered.

>saves Prussia from being obliterated
that alone makes him an important historical figure who had a major influence on history in of himself, unlike Jeb!

It's obviously Lepidus.

nah, he btfo mongol fuccbois
also:
>goes on crusade
>negotiates everything into a total victory

He'll be like one of those dynasty members that are only mentioned because of their older family members.
One of the kennedy brothers comes to mind, only remembered for dying during ww2 and being a brother.

his policy lost, to fucking hitler
just like slow but steady lost to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

So? He had a long and illustrious career, was elected to high office several times, and then he got tricked by a G*rm and his career was ruined, how is that comparable to a literal who who was never elected to anything and whose entire legacy is total and abject failure?

Governor of Florida ain't shit? Securing the electoral victory for his brother is nothing?

>Governor of Florida ain't shit?

Is that a serious question? Do you even know HOW he became governor?

Do you think George bullies Jeb! for not being able to become president?

Where the fuck did this cartoon come from?

yes, also his mom doesn't love him as much as george

youtube.com/watch?v=8MhdHCHjInY
how can one man be so much cringe?

How many governors of the last century do you actually remember? Bonus points for foreign governors

God I want to fuck that bimbo so hard.

I too want to fuck Trump.

Nobody could approach what Jeb! is. The fact of the matter is this:

Even during the 2000 primaries, everyone could have told you their worst nightmare was Jeb vs. Hilary in 2008. This is what catapulted Obama to the candidacy, because Democrats were so off put by the thought of Hilary running against Jeb they voted for the black guy who wasn't HRC. Then in 2016 Democrats stupidly (STUPIDLY) promoted her as their gal. At the same time Jeb officially ran, and this was when Trump made his move to stay in for the first debates. As expected, he completely belittled, bullied and humiliated Jeb! causing people to vote for him in the primares. Jeb! didn't even make it to Super Tuesday and the disorganized GOP found themselves at Trump's mercy.

An event of this nature has little comparison to US history as a whole. Both parties have never been so stupid to even attempt to promote two such unlikable and reviled candidates in the same election. Which is exactly how Trump could stage his takeover.

he did rearm britain

He didn't even fall from office till the Allies fucked up in Norway. But yeah the war ruined his image for posterity.

Harald Hardrada comes to mind.

That's a pretty sweet rundown. Here's a rare Bogdanoff for (you)

Gimme a rundown

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>Varangian commander
>the last Viking
A 1 month delay in his invasion could have changed eveything, bros