Ask the sacred deer anything

Will I win?

Will I ever get a GF?

Will I fail my exam next Friday?

well shit
will it at least be good?

Will i pass anatomy class

Should i get drunk and fuck a random slut today?

Will I get the job?

Will I be happy at ou

Finally, no more overnight shifts for shit pay. Thank you Jesus.

shall i do, allmighty deer?

will michelle and i last another year

Will I hit my lifting goals for November?

Am I gonna make it?

Yes, but my squat will be still be lacking behind?

Will I achieve my goal

Will I get it by the end of summer

Fuck off just tell me

Will I drop another 2% bf to get to that magical number of 10?

Sorry bro

Will I get a gf this year?

Has everything I've done to this point in my life been a waste of time?

Should I study for my exam tomorrow?

Will I get my life on track before the end of the year?

Do I need to worry?

Do I have to?

Is this shitstorm about over?

Rolling again

But she's not the one?

>will michelle and i last another year
Sorry bro

Will i get laid this week?

Is this Veeky Forums related?

Reroll

Will that qt hit me up when she gets back from visiting family?

should i bang and possibly get in a relationship with this cute white girl, despite her being a bit ugly?

Goddamnit, will i get laid this week or not?

does she love me

well shit, the deer has spoken

Will I finally get off my ass and study for this shit exam.

borde jag prata med henne imorgon?

what the... stop contradicting yourself mr. deer

keep cutting?

Will I ever attain my Veeky Forums goals?

bruuuuuuuuuuh

Will everything go well tomorrow?

Deer, will I drop below 80kg at some point in the next month?

is she loyal?

bulk nigga

ok, I'm rolling again

am I the messiah of Veeky Forums

soo yes?

Will I get a qt gf this summer?

bitch please give me something

oh.

Will I ever have a bf?

Should I even try starting shit with my ex again?

Am I planning to return to the Iron Temple too soon?

tell me bruuuh

Did she ever even care?

Should i go independent someday?

this will be the last comment

Well shit the deer has spoken.

Please?

Should I go even sooner??

well it does, so whats the answer? fucking deer!

Sould i start my own buisness someday?

it's a trap mate, deer is allied with ur gf

>almost skeleton mode
Sacred deer confirmed for fraud

Baito desu yo!

Will I ever get laid?

Should i believe the shit you tell me?

will i fikn make it

will i ever hop on gear

does she love me

will i ever find a pawg qt that doesn't have a butter face?

Yo fuck you gay ass deer, I MAKE MY OWN. LAST FKN TIME. WILL I FUCKING MAKE IT OR NAH

Is it really all about HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME?

Comon!

based.

should I switch to eating chicken as main protein source?

but what oh wise dear? tell me i must know

Will I have any sort of luck at the University?

LUH MUH FUH AYE OH
You have to be nice to it,
Please deer, will I make it? :)

Rerollin, I guess

Will I ever learn?

You got fkn rekt

fat manlet, feels bad man

Sacred deer, will this week be a success?

Will I hit 2pl8 by end of summer

ok let me try again.

Dear bambi, I know your grown up now and have attitude. But please. WILL I MAKE IT?!?

Am I going to make it?

will brexit actually happen

O sacred deer, what do you think of these dubs?

Will I get the girl?