How do I into Phelps mode Veeky Forums?

He is a fucking Titan
youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9jAD1ofm4

Be a dyel faggot x F

fugg I'm pretty pumped for the olympics desu

wtf that beard makes him look 2x as better

swim

>it's what you do in the dark
So I'll start pinning at night then.

damn i've never seen leg raises done like that before, i need to start doing that shit

Pretty good desu

Damn. Good motivation, even though its marketing.

>that guy apparently eats around 12,000 calories a day

The fact that I'm a fat fuck and even at my most gluttonous I probably couldn't consume that food in a day and yet this guy does it 24/7 and then turns it into muscle and gold medals is amazing.

>what is my life

now that he's a little older with some muscle maturity he looks a lot more mire-worthy

Eat 10,000 calories a day in egg sandwiches alone

wtf was that acupuncture lookin shit?

Why does he look like a Muppet? What's up with that shit facial hair?

cupping, traditional form of chinese medicine, it's supposed to promote healing and recovery by increasing blood flow to the area. My grandma has done it to me before, shit feels weird

Even Olympic athletes don't fall for the clean bulking meme

This video had more cuts than an emo girl in high school.

Bullshit detected

You could pinn all you want your life would never even compare to him.

commercials that are actually motivational thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=pBLV6RG4TwY

what BF% do you think he's at in this pic?

cupping it's bullshit pseudoscience

holy shit I want to punch somebody

YES COACH AAAAAHHHHH WILDCATS ON THREE ON TWO THREE WILDCATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

If I had to guess somewhere between 13-14.

You can't always be 100% due to water retention etc.

if you're at 10% is there any way water retention could hide your abs? or will they always be visible?

i have the audio on one of my playlists

was feeling super down and stressed during final exams a few years back, gave it a good listen and got pumped the FUCK UP and aced everything

>if you're at 10% is there any way water retention could hide your abs? or will they always be visible?

If you go full retard it could hide abs quite a lot but if you are at 10% with muscle and a strong core you are always going to see some abs. Also, 10% is too low imho. I think 12-15% is the sweet spot for health/aesthetics.

Yeah most college varsity athletes are between 12 and 15, even in sports like cross country and rowing, though some dip lower in those racing sports.

>greatest athlete in the world dirty bulks 24/7/365
apologize, Veeky Forums

"typical day"

he probably gave them his cheat day diet just to troll

you can get the same thing with a vacuum cleaner.

does no one else notice how autistic you have to be to be an elite athlete?

>spend years training
>have to spend more time per week training than even the busiest japanese salaryman
>the levels of fatigue from such training basically preclude sex

KEK

why bother lol

furious pete is a competitive eater, he has done far more fucked up shit than that video

pretty sure he got colon cancer too, not surprising from the stuff he intakes.

the guy trains trains every day. it takes a lot of calories just to maintain if you realize he is probably spending 6 hours everyday just swimming.

Small price of being a god

also
>putting pussy on a pedestal

You will always be a slave to your basic impulses

>energy drinks

Is he trying to troll competitors in to fucking their sleep up? Are these (and caffeine) really good for you?

>implying that swimming in pussy isn't > swimming in water

stay mad virgin, maybe your gold medals will earn you ladyboys in thailand or something

Be rebirn into a genetic freak

still my favorite

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMm0swu5i8

you think banging some random girl is more of an accomplishment than being remembered and immortalized forever as an elite human in peak physical condition?

even the most pathetic loser can simply buy a hooker and get laid..

Phelps can walk into any bar in this country and take 99% of the women in there home that night

I've only just realised his tache was drawn on.

Damn tricksy Jews.

I have tears rolling down my face mate

I'd love to see him try that with me, I'm 6'0 and fucking huge, 186lbs of lean mean fighting muscle, if that dyel lanklet tried attacking my girl he'd either a) get a fist to the head b) bullet to the brain or c) a good'ol boy gang up on his twink ass

never respond to me again, dyel lanklet

During training he swims 6 hours straight and eats 12,000 calories every day(mostly shit like pizza too).

>PIZZA

you dont say

Phelps is 4 inches taller and 10 pounds heavier than you

>fucking huge, 186lbs

My sides have reached the andromeda galaxy

same here

michael phelps SWIMS all day while eating A POUND OF PASTA and ENERGY DRINKS while you slave away in the gym on 1900 calories trying to PR on LEG PRESS

>not blasting caffeine in the pm and cruising in the am
I bet you look like Jason Blaha

Been on a long hiatus from /fit, seeing this fag a lot.

Does this guy actually think he looks good, or does he think looking terrible is excusable because he thinks he's strong?

lel

holy fuck who is that monster

this is bait.

So good. The gift that just keeps on giving.

>swimming
>elite athlete

i bet this lanky nigger can hardly walk in a straight line.

>The fact that I'm a fat fuck and even at my most gluttonous I probably couldn't consume that food in a day and yet this guy does it 24/7 and then turns it into muscle and gold medals is amazing.
Swimming burns a fuckton of calories m8, especially considering he spent 4-5hrs/day at the pool in his prime.
t. former swimmer

bullshit chinese traditional "medicine"

Confirmed for not knowing what the fuck youre talking about.

>spend years training
>have to spend more time per week training than even the busiest japanese salaryman
>the levels of fatigue from such training basically preclude sex
Sex comes after glory user

>implying it comes after
>he doesnt know about swimcest

Think about the amount of energy required to pull yourself through upwards of 20kms of treacle per day and then finish the day with weight exercises and running / cycling.
Shit makes sense.

Yeah, but having a chance at being the best beats it.

what the fuck were those things at 0:45?

lol sure dude keep swimming your laps, everyones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability to perform a basic human function at a slightly faster rate lmao.

fuck I need to get back into competitive sports.

see
lol sure dude keep lifting your weights, everones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability to perform a basic human function at a slightly higer rate lmao

Most people are impressed when they can barely tread water for a minute, actually. And then there's the butterfly...

>everyones so impressed at your outstanding athletic ability
Yeah, being a good athlete and having the exact body type that makes most women cream their pants while being able to eat whatever the fuck you want is pretty outstanding

im a trisport athlete, fuckface. i don't believe weightlifters and powerlifters are athletes either.

Christ. I knew he was from Baltimore but now he looks like he is.

Kek

not a gold medal one ;)

rekt

nice quad

Win more gold medals than entire countries

Blaha no picu

the feeling you get by winning multiple olympic medals is far better than sex, also gotta get that olympic village sex

Well color me motivated.

WHILE you are EATING clean

This, if phelps knows at least something about fighting then user would be absolutely destroyed

I peaked at the olympics mode

Phelps is like 30 and this is what he currently looks like

he's legit delusional. he also has publicly lied and said he was hired by Bill Clinton as a mercenary during the gulf war or some shit to assassinate high-ranking world leaders. i shit you knot.

I hope he performs well at Rio

ayy