How do I become a statue?

sorry about the small dick user

Top kek

Read the sticky

Found the babydick.

Paint yourself grey.
Stand extremely still for a long time.

look at his dick compared to his thumb

nice calves considering his quads are so small.

It's an ancient statue. Educate yourself why his dick is small

This is more up to Veeky Forums's speed.

David was my goal body, and my calves:quads ratio is about the same

My dick is 5 inches flaccid and my balls hang lower

Must sucks to have little boy nuts instead of the sack of a raging bull

>enjoy your low test

You forgot to add n-no homo

Quiet dicklet, men are talking. Mine is 8".

>First thing I saw!
>N-N-No Homo

My penis is double that size flaccid,
it was probably just a cold day.

Go be a french homeless man
youtube.com/watch?v=LpTeiSKiCgc

funny thing about this particular statue is, that Michelangelo created it with disproportionate hand size, compared with the rest of the body. looks aesthetic as fuck but just look at those shovels. The more you know.

defeat goliath x f
sling throws x 8

is it truth you can only get those forearms from manual labour and those calves from hiking whole life

this is really the reason that i lift, i feel like a piece of art. arnold talks about feeling like a sculpture in Pumping Iron too.
>when you're more aesthetic than the epitome of man

underrated post

>The proportions of the David are atypical of Michelangelo's work; the figure has an unusually large head and hands (particularly apparent in the right hand). [...] These enlargements may be due to the fact that the statue was originally intended to be placed on the cathedral roofline, where the important parts of the sculpture may have been accentuated in order to be visible from below.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Michelangelo)#Interpretation