Thought you guys may get a chuckle
> dude becomes vegan
> starts hearing voices
Thought you guys may get a chuckle
Xavier Johnson
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David Rivera
Enjoy cancer meat eaters. Also say goodbye to your gains when getting older.
Landon Parker
Austin Ward
Filling your plate with meat, dairy products, and eggs could be a recipe for heart disease, obesity, cancer, diabetes, and even impotence. Leading health experts agree that going vegan is the single best thing we can do for ourselves and our families.
Healthy vegan diets support a lifetime of good health and provide protection against numerous diseases, including some of our country’s biggest killers: heart disease, cancer, and strokes, so stay mad.
Juan Wright
>so stay mad.
Stay weak you beta autist.
Kevin Torres
Well if eat anythibg in eacess you'll gain weight. Brb, gonna make more gains by eating a dead bird than you will in your lifetime.
>Fuck chickens
Gavin Bailey
Y-y-you too.
Christopher Jenkins
>leading "health experts"
These are the same people selling you kale pills, you absolute retard.
Thomas Ward
Which leading health experts? Where were their studues published? How were these studies conducted and what were the demographics and family history of the subjects?
Josiah Thompson
J Am Diet Assoc. 2009 Jul;109(7):1266-82.
It is the position of the American Dietetic Association that appropriately planned vegetarian diets, including total vegetarian or vegan diets, are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate for individuals during all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, and adolescence, and for athletes.
PubMed Abstract
Key TJ, Appleby PN, Rosell MS. Proc Nutr Soc. 2006 Feb;65(1):35-41.
Cross-sectional studies of vegetarians and vegans have shown that on average they have a relatively low BMI (body mass index) and a low plasma cholesterol concentration; recent studies have also shown higher plasma homocysteine concentrations than in non-vegetarians. Cohort studies of vegetarians have shown a moderate reduction in mortality from IHD (ischemic heart disease) but little difference in other major causes of death or all-cause mortality in comparison with health-conscious non-vegetarians from the same population. Studies of cancer have not shown clear differences in cancer rates between vegetarians and non-vegetarians. More data are needed, particularly on the health of vegans and on the possible impacts on health of low intakes of long-chain n-3 fatty acids and vitamin B(12). Overall, the data suggest that the health of Western vegetarians is good and similar to that of comparable non-vegetarians.
William Rivera
So not vegans. Cool.
Angel Wood
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Jaxon King
Fucking vegans
>if you eat only animal products these bad things happen
Well no shit that's not a balanced diet obviously bad shit will happen
They deal on absolutes just like the sith
Dominic Martinez
>those shooped arms
Post a smaller picture.
Landon Perez
did you miss the part where
> Overall, the data suggest that the health of Western vegetarians is good and similar to that of comparable non-vegetarians.
Literally on equal footing, no benefits to being a pussy faggot and not eating meat.
Ayden Sanders
I always hated how Obi-Wan (iirc) said "only sith deal in absolutes". Not only was it factually wrong since Jedi loved absolutes, but he uses an absolute right there to try to prove his point.
Gavin James
That was the brilliance of the quote.
It shows how much the jedi and sith are simply two sides of the same coin.
Jedi see sith as "evil"
Sith see jedi as "weak"
Andrew Hall
eatrightpro.org
>This position paper has expired and it has been reaffirmed to be updated. The updated paper is in the process of being developed.
letthemeatmeat.com
Jayden Thomas
Tell it like it is there nigga!
Brayden Watson
>vegan
>lockers are 5-6 feet in height
>shorter than locker
>shooped arms are still tiny
Kill yourself. You overcompensating manlet.
Jackson Gray
enlightment!
its like Vegans and Carnis
Vegans see Carnis as "evil"
Carnis see Vegans as "weak"
fuck me
Blake Powell
>Filling your plate with meat, dairy products, and eggs
who's talking about eating nothing but meat, dairy and eggs? you act like it's either vegan or nothing but meat, dairy and eggs. going for a plant-based diet with just the right amounts of meat, dairy and eggs is the way to go. eating meat once or twice a week, two to three eggs every day and 250g of low-fat quark every day.
>inb4 muh 3 eggs a day
might be an issue if you're dyel on a 2000kcal diet. try getting big.
Landon Walker
distortion much? shoop or magic mirror in gym's locker?