Ywn wake up in a hapsburg controlled world

>Ywn wake up in a hapsburg controlled world

>goes bankrupt

>Literally blowing Castile into pieces for some autistic German monk
Habsburgers were huge fucking mistake

crooked head Charles V.

At least post the true Habsburg Chad and not his slightly incompetent father.

>tfw no hapsburg Britain
Feels bad man
>herpaderp it’s Charles V fault that the devil cursed this world with Luther
You mean his chad great grandfather right user?

THE HASBSBURGS ARE —THEY STILL SUBSIST— ASHKENAZI; THEY CAME TO EUROPA AS PART OF THE KHAZAR DIASPORA CAUSED BY THE DISINTEGRATION OF THE KHAZARIAN NATIONSTATE.

THE HABSBURGS BEGAN TO FLOURISH IN EUROPA AT APPROXIMATELY THE SAME TIME AS THE KHAZAR NATIONSTATE WAS DESTROYED —CIRCA END OF TENTH CENTURY C E.

THE ALLEGED ORIGINATOR OF THE HOUSE OF HABSBURG, "GUNTRAM"/”GVNTRAMNVS”, WAS CALLED "THE RICH" /”DIVES”/”DIE REICHE” ALREADY AT THAT TIME, SO, IT IS PROBABLE THAT HE WAS EITHER A KHAZAR MERCHANT, OR A MEMBER OF THE KHAZARIAN COURT.

>So Chad he mindfucked Joanna to being insane
>Ywn be this chad

>HURRGRRRUMMHHDDORRAHUR *shits himself*

Charles was a lot more competent than his retarded son.

t. Dutchy

go to bed KOZ

Go back to /pol/, subhuman.

Good

>die from smallpox

Why would I want that when my people fought the for centuries?

>Has the most powerful state in Europe
>Lose and die against swiss
Fuck off, this is the one true chad

Phillip was way smarter and competent than Charles.If you look at some of his reforms the dude was way ahead of his time.
The problem was that his autistic model of ruling only worked with him and his succesors were double digit retards.

>>Has the most powerful state in Europe
>Le lose against everyone splited in 2000 microstates duchy
>Most powerful state in Europe

Are you tslking about Phillip or Charles?

Le bold man

So Philip the bold?

>look at me I founded a holy order because I’m gonna get laid
No he’s a virgin

>virgin
He had at least 24 known concubines, and eighteen bastards. If this isn't being chad, I don't know what is.

Yes

Oh yes is this turning into a Burgundy thread?

YESSS