While you're SHIT POSTING on an Iranian Fine Rug Forum, JARAE I'd in the GYM eating PIZZA

Absolute madman

please deliver!

Hit it and quit it my man

You look like a broad that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

>Check em

If I get her number I will.

Dubs or 69 decides what's next

Did you use a shovel for your chin job?

Czech Em

nothing

"I want to give you a whey enema."

Attach a picture of a protein jug, a hose and a funnel.

Suckle me?

"I think i saw you on FakeTaxi once, but i don't remember"

Wanna fuck in a portapotty?

"Is Jason Blaha your favourite bodybuilder?"

Whats your favourite height on men?

Send a picture of a huge dick and then say lolol I thought it said doNg

You tryna get the pipe or nahh?

Jesus. Does such an image exist?

Looks like you need to do more chin ups

What a waste

Fucking gold. Breaking my own role and using this

Rolan

...

>falling for the women meme

use a copula nigger, bruh

wanna see a movie tomorrow qt?

Babe, I wanna drink your bathwater

You're gorgeous. Let me take you out on sometime.FYI I like to fuck on the first date.

Damn, you look like you could suck a golf ball through a hose.

First message: I'll pay you to sit on my face
Second message: shit*

I would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear you fart through a telephone

If dubs this

Oh check em. I used the chin ups line, but this is going to a different match

You have to its Trips

Oh shit waddup

>gurl I wanna scrape the shit in betwixt your queenly toes and rub it on my erect nipples. Pls respond ;_;

>women

...

Trip

Thats a good one.
>drink your douche

kek

What happened to Jarae?

Not same girl

Rolling for this

OP post a pic of your profile, block out your eyes if you want to. Just curious to see what your tinder profile looks like.

JARAE hasn't responded
see

Can you post a pic of your profile? Blank out your eyes.

Here you go boyos

Get me pregnant senpai

Is the astronaut part isn't it?

any other pics? like body shots? Also is this a fake profile? Because I'm ugly as sin, and scared that tinder will result in my an heroing. I worry lifting is a the ultimate maymay

>Iranian

It's a Persian rug you fuck
REEEEEEE

Aren't you that bald guy with the weirdly shaped head?

post a pic, I wanna see who this dude is.

I'm like a solid 5 in all honesty, but if someone has saved pics of me that's cool

rolling

Probably. I'm not bald anymore and I don't think my head is too weirdly shaped

bro, I'm ugly as sin, I need to know if getting a good body helps. Post a full body shot with your eyes blanked out. Pls, senpai.

It doesn't. FACE HEIGHT FRAME

wtf, that's repulsive, ewww
I've heard if you have two it's good. I have the height 6'1 and frame

Yeah bro I'm fuckin super DYEL (thank you hungry skeleton), just started going to the gym about a month ago. But I still pull.

Send her a pic of your cock saying "look at this puppy"

mirin' Jaw

bro, put my mind to ease and post a full face pic or body shot with your eyes blocked out. Pls

Forgot picture

thank you hungry skeleton

Felt gross looking at this

She ugly as fuck

Because I'm so small? I know user. I feel gross looking in the mirror every day. If it wasn't for my FACE and HEIGHT I would probably become an hero

what's the top of your head look like? Also, post more tinder slootsssSs

dubs
dubs again.

Fucking deliver OP

>thinks he has a decent face
LMAO delusional skelly

Why havent we fucked yet?

Rolling

>you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

>tinder
>sending pics

Tinder in general