Ideals Thread

style so edgy

These guys remind me of my ex. I am mostly just trying to get him back. But 3 /4 guys I have had crushes on have been overweight, but I was attracted to their personalities first.

The 4th was a skinny twink though, so who knows what's going on in my head.

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Why does everyone in this thread want to look like a douchebag?

>Muy fucking clothes
Post fit

Define douchebag m8

>posts ideals thread
>no fucking template

Shit thread/10

I actually see a lot of chubby guys on my campus with hot gfs. Vice versa I see a lot of big muscle guys with short, kind of chubby blonde girls.

>Can't use MS Paint

Fuck off, faggot.

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they leave a trail of slimy hair gel behind them like a slug.

they smell like axe body spray.

they saw jersey shore as something aspirational.

Hi Jeff

im not jeff

that's what jeff would say

Normally I say "pls no bully" on these threads but this time I have it coming. Goal hair and style already achieved.
10/10
6/10 painfully average girl
3/10 god that hair looks gross
LONDON
8/10 I don't like Leo's hair like that but maybe it looks better on you.
7/10 mildy amusing. Pls stay.

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you guys have shit taste.

Leo and I have a very similar hair line so I always try to emulate his styling.

this is a really bad post overall user
1/10

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear Sophie fart through a walkie-talkie

so youre in need of some good hard cock then

can we be friends :3

Man, you really set the bar high

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See

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>7/10 mildy amusing. Pls stay.

whats amusing?

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who dat body?

yeah i know. but im not in it to compete. i really dont care if im not the most stylish person on the street rn in my life cause im much more invested in building my programming portfolio as fast as i can and burying myself in work. that, and im not looking for a boyfriend, so that takes a huge load off of appearance requirements.

i just want to be comfortable and happy with my appearance, which i am. the only thing im working towards in the aesthetic departments rn is my bodyfat. little too much on my lower half.

i really only posted to see if that one girl wanted to connect, honestly. i like making new friends and cool girls (especially channers) are hard to find

Thick body
Great hair
Low effort outfits
And a harem of high test bitches

8/10 Like the men and the style.
Nice picking the most awkward gem.

>a whore

kek

jeff pls go

>Nice picking the most awkward gem.
thx, i try to be as accurate as possible :3c

>filename
>mfw I pretended to be the president of a frat and on a friday night I harassed every kid dressed like this
>Kept telling them they should join my frat, and to tell people at the door that "Jeff Scoob" sent them, guarentee entrance
>they're all super grateful

I love people like you

thanks bby

Everything was going so well for us until you got to your ideal man

what do you mean a whore?

>short haired gril

LONDON

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That gril with the short brown hair is Tracer irl and I'm fuggin diggin it

>tfw no lighthearted upbeat shorthaired gf
>tfw no muscular shorthaired russian gf

>tfw no 37 year old milf that looks like she's in her 20s.
I just want her to beg me to impregante her.

I want a girl like Zarya so bad. Perfect spotter, lifting encouragement, and physical fighting before sex. Perfect.

You're telling people they have shit taste while taking hair inspo from the vocalist from an emo band for 12 year old girls?

You realize this website is 18+ right?

awesome

:3c
d-do you w-wanna talk or what

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someone wanna post the template so we can all join in?

winner

Here you go honey.

cool, now i can share my shit taste, thanks

Ugh. Why do these threads keep being deleted?

Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?

Some mod needs to get laid.

jesus christ

mirin

ok heres my exemplary taste, and everyone elses taste is shit, because its different to mine.

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rate lads

i dig the style. its like a male lara croft

Dont have template so its in shitty form

thanks for destroying my race bro

why is she not wearing shoes

>style
>t shirt and trousers

who is that chick, she's cutie, also

is there a name for this style?

I think you accidentally posted your dream girl 3 times

is that the girl with the dragon tattoo for your style?

Chick was from a movie, cant remember which. The character being played is my dream girl. Cutie psychopathic drug addict who will depend on me and love me while also being insane.

And the style is just Veeky Forums-core

I just did body and hair, since my style is fine and I don't want a grill

yeah i love it, i look like an action man in the club, got a whole wardrobe of under armour tops
white girls are just top tier man, i like what i like
yep, fitted muscle top and combat trousers, i dont need to dress outlandish, i have a personality

i like that hairstyle, it makes me want to fuck girls missionary and look into their eyes as my cock goes in and out of them

friend here. i am old.

I believe her name is Elizabeth Gillies.

>body
Almost there maybe 1 more year I just need bigger delts/bis/tris/forearms
>hair
Probably 2 months of growing out the top of my hair then just finding the right product
>style
Not close yet gotta find the right stores to buy these types of clothes from
>girl
Probably never happening at this point

20 year old virgin at this point I've come the conclusion I'll never be happy with my own life so maybe I should just dedicate all my time to making others happy until I either grow the balls to take my own life or die

That's what I'm going for

>tfw no Veeky Forums nubian gf

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I was going for punk / goth without the immaturity...or the effort.

that outfit is indeed outlandish, unless you're job involves killing people

i used to think like u did on the life thing but then i ended up hating everyone else instead of myself before i could begin making others happy. i like it quite a bit more

b-but this is actually how i dress all the time. my gf says im "menacing", but im the nicest guy in the world. id give anyone the shirt off my back. unless its an under armour shirt, then no i wouldnt.

:333 dats fine older people are great. im not that young either (27). do you have telegram? skype works too and i can kik if neither of those work

dont listen to that guy, he just jelly he doesnt have the balls to pull off anything other than normiecore

"No"

telegram:gatchipatchi

/mr robot/ style

>style
DIE DIE DIE

I got telegram but don't know how to use it. My kik name is onechordwonder - don't really know how to use that one either.

"Oh yes"

kill yourself