Gym stories thread

Gym stories thread

Well yesterday I ate dinner right before going to the gym. I let out a huge rip a mile into my run

From now on I will eat after the gym

I saw a guy doing barbell rows in the squat rack.

First time I went to the gym I did incline bench to failure and couldn't get the barbell all the way back up, ran out of strength, and dropped it slowly behind my neck, struggling as it slid further down my back. Luckily a true gym bro saw me and ran over to help me before I snapped my shit up any further.

This was like 8 years ago, I can laugh about it now but it was hella embarrassing at the time.

Someone took a huge shit in the showers.

I always do barbell rows in the squat rack

Nothing too wild, but trying to keep the thread alive. Happened to me on monday.

>first week/day of a cycle of Canditos 6 week program - bretty challenging medium volume day
>have to hit 4x6 of squats at 345 and 2×6 of diddylifts at 415 (I'm 185ish bw)
>I arrive at the same time as this classic gym pair: dyel in adipowers, knee sleeves, with expensive custom belt, and the 6'4 big guy (for him) he's coaching (not too built but probably played sports in high school and has decent form)
>dyel is critiquing tall guy on everything and leading him in the weirdest rep/set scheme ever.
>dyel doesn't go above 185 and he doesn't let his student go above 135
>everything he says is almost good advice but somehow off
>he keeps starring me down - whatever, bro
>finish my squats and move on to deadlifts. Take long ass breaks but they are still squatting.
>finish first set of diddies and I'm feeling it, man
>pretty tired as I do my second set, but still bang it out. 6th rep turns in to a bit of a grinder and I can tell my form gave just a little
>i can see dyel watching me out of the corner of my eye
>hear him mutter "terrible" under his breath

Same guy was bragging to his buddy about weighing 156 pounds and being able to hit a 225 single on squat. Which one of you was this?

Just graduated HS couple of days ago
>Have PE
>this one day and teacher decides we have to go lifting
>football players know their way around and do a full workout in the 45 mins we are in the gym
>some of them go into the showers, i decide to go as well
>they start taking their dicks out and pissing on each other
>hull my ass out of there and change
>hearing them screaming
>one of them yells out "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BONER!?!"
>PE teacher is a girl, watch her shake her head and say "they are so immature"

that souns mildly gay user

Went to the gym and did a work out

Cool story, bro

>that sounds VERY gay user

fixed that for you

dont act like you werent the one with the boner, fagboi

>Noticed a girl with a huge ass who is always eyefucking me
>Looks serious and has a resting bitch face but whenever we make smalltalk she has a huge grin on her face and spills her spaghetti
>wut
>Today I said fuck it, approached her and asked for her fb and added her
>wtf it wasn't that hard
>don't know what the fuck to do. I am still a virgin

I have had many girls who have showed interest in me but I always fuck up because I get to needy. So this time I am going to pull back and give her less attention until she shows more interest. Any advice Veeky Forums?

haha fucking fag

Once upon a time...

Same here
Am I suppose to remove the BB from the rack and leave that rack useless?

>went to the gym
>worked out
>left gym

anything else you do at the gym is wrong

Basically this

I think there's more from this guy too but I can't find them.

if you gym has only one oly bb per rack they r doing it wrong desu

Thats why the teacher said it to him. She tried to make him feel better.

Thanks user

>walk into gym
>see guy doing pull-ups on the treadmill
>turn 360 degrees and walk out of the gym.

>wear an undershirt under your polo
first red-flag for not know what the fuck he's talking about

>lifting for around 5 weeks at this moment
>doing deadlifts
>55 kg because i was a weak skeleton
>a qt girls comes to me ans smiles
>"are you finished here?"
>"y-yes"
>"oh, ok. You can leave the weights on, i'm going to do it too."
>"o-ok"
>going to a bench where i can watch her secretly in the mirror
>she's deadlifting the same weight as i did
>tfw she's deadlifting 55 kg
>tfw i was 55 kg at this time
>tfw she was literally picking me up and down

Haven't seen her since this event, i wonder what happened to her.

However, I will never forget the day i was deadlifted by a girl.

also
>Aqua di gio

meme cologne

ask for... facebook? i don't get the logic here.

make steps to put penis in vagina. impromptu date so you don't have to plan or spend a lot of money. coffee shop, walk around place with stores, some fucking thing

What else should I ask for? Snapchat? I wanted to make it more casual

> dress like a bum
> wear hoodie and sweats
> bunch of jagoffs in ripped tshirts walking around peacocking
> do entire workout in sweats and hoodie
> last set, remove hoodie and sweats
> let everyone stare in awe at how jacked and shredded i am
> kek on my way home

always a laugh when i see people dressing up like its a fuckin fashion show.

How about you just ask her out and then her number so you can facilitate said meeting. This is kind of how its been done since ever.

If you think that at that stage in your interaction she doesn't already know whether she would go out with you or not then you are delusional. Just get it over with and stop wasting both of your time.

Don't be a needy bitch then? Also who uses facebook anymore, get her number or snapchat

I just wear tank and shorts because I get boiling hot and sweat like a waterfall when I workout

aaahh fuck it I dont give a fuck anymore

Definitely Chad it's pizza

Cringe-tier advice desu

>wearing undershirts under shirts or polos

not going to bother reading the rest, this guy doesn't even lift, clearly

definitely happened, totally, sure man, whatever you say "jacked and shredded" bro

U look more juiced plus there's no sudoration rage

This is what happens in football showers around America can confirm from Michigan

>squatting in squat rack
>located next to smith machine
>i bring plates to load on after my warm up
>i begin squatting lmao1plaet as warm up
>midset fatty comes to smith machine
>starts picking up my plates and loading onto smith machine
>i tell him I'm about to use those
>he ignores me
>starts curling in smith machine lamp
>I finish my set and wait for him to be midset
>I pull the plate off the one side
>He falls over in shock but isn't injured
>Calls the manager
>Takes my side as I am a regular

dyel much

Fuck that guy, seriously.

The other day I saw two dudes who looked pretty new, they were both doing squats and making sure they had good form and depth. That's what I like to see, not some asshat running his mouth

>mvp manager

why don't you just wear shoulder pads too while you're at it

if you're just wearing a polo or a shirt, there's no point in wearing a undershirt because it's clearly warm weather. and if you actually lift, there's no need to wear one to look more bulky.

Seconded, just do it and see what happens. "Word of advice morty if you don't get your hopes up you can't be disappointed"

WI checking in, we made a slip and slide in our showers after winning a home game.

Good times

>implying you don't just wear sweats/hoodie so you get to take them off in front of everyone at the end

I see through you.

>go to gym
>enter change room
>forget my basketball shorts
>Only wearing briefs underneath my jeans
>Gym is super strict on proper attire
>Bite the bullet and workout in briefs

If you haven't done it before, you're missing out. It's like a type of voyeurism.

kys

fresh oc hot off the press
>be me 2014+2 before common era of cucks
>upping my bench today going to 215 from 205
>2 sets down everything is going well
>made my mistake thinking I could have a girl spot me just for the support
>2nd rep on last set, weight comes crashing onto me
>she cant move it realistically because femlet
>think to myself, the roll of shame is real
>let's do it
>halfway through cuck roll femlet lifts one side in feeble attempt to help me
>puts the weight of a light ham moon on one side of my pelvis
>guy wearing a bodybuilding.com shirt sees it all but does nothing
>I awkwardly get it up and back onto the rack and say "roll of shame amirite"
will I lose all my gains because of the this guys? I'm scared

>going to gym to work out
>never gonna make it

So, what, your gym only has as many barbells as it has racks?
I mean, in that case you're in the right and it's ok, but that in-itself is just a bit odd.

360 is a complete turn you fucking retard

dude, you even own boxers

>briefs kek

what colour were they? ...no homo

He wants you to learn for yourself how to recover from a failed bench set
It's like owning a car but not knowing to to use the jumper cables

you wasn't dying, so everything is cool

summer is here desu

>Join new gym
>5pl8dl
>dyel trainer comes over and tries to correct my dl form
>stare at him and say OK....
>he walks away quickly

It bothered the shit out of me and I had to contain myself. It shouldn't have but I just wanted to tell him to fuck off.

>candy-ass
That was a fun time

Chill out, they probably have it in their contract somewhere that they have to bug every person who enters the place at least once
dudes just trying to pay the bills, man

>paying to go to a gym
like fresh open air and the comfort of home wasn't buy one get free

10/10 sets

Your absolutely right and he's a nice guy too. I was just all amped lifting and shit and it threw me off.

b...but its the only place to do them...

fucking new fag wow

>pushing new max
>cant complete rep
>going to have to do the roll of shame
>first day at new gym
>muscles screaming
>thought of humiliation kikks in
>push bar up using my last ounce of strength
>popping a testicle and sweating embryos
>muscles on fire

at least i didnt look like a twat.

I don't have a Facebook and when I was trying the dating game a while back, bitches got real weird when they found out they couldn't go find out every detail of my life. It really fucked me over, it's like I'm not a real person unless I have fb

absolute madman

That's fair, that's definitely fair. I'd be pretty offput after that, too.
I mean, I feel like the guy could have told his supervisor "you want me to offer *that* guy personal training? You and I both know we ain't getting a dime from there."

The roll of shame doesn't leave you looking like a twat as long as it is 2pl8 min breh. Then it just looks like you're not afraid to push yourself and you are destined for a life of success.

Holy shit. if you think a lack of social media is what turned them off you're lost.

>Bentover barbell row
>rip massive fart halfway through final set
>Three of my gymbros start yucking
>They also fart
>10 guys in weight area start laughing
>Cardiobunnies audibly sigh and huff at our antics

They knew this would happen, coming into primarily a weightlifting/bodybuilding gym to do cardio.

They knew the price of admission

And they thought they wouldn't have to pay.

haha this is still me. idgaf. I get their number and proceed to set up a date. I am not hiding anything and will tell them what I do, but I just don't like fb.

Posting the weird guy from my gym.

>drives expensive car
>is there every day ( either me or my friend see him )
>Wears same outfit every day in slightly different shades of black/gray
>doesn't speak to anyone unless directly engaged and looks off at 45degrees when talking to you
>has notebook filled with gibberish like pic related
>My friend says when he was in the changing rooms with him somebody knocked his changing bag off the bench and a whole bunch of horseshoes spilled out all over the floor and he just left them there

> fuck those horseshoes

I didn't want them anyway

Had to leave the gym today after like 30 minutes due to a massive headache
It's the first time in the 2 years since I started lifting that I had to leave a workout prematurely, feel like total shit

They might have thought you had a gf or wife you were going to cheat on. I don't have FB, and haven't had problems dating on POF. You can't let it hold you back.

>lurk more my young summerfag

i wouldn't bother either, i'm not going to put my back out yanking the bar off your chest when you've completely failed a rep

Because under 2pl8 it doesn't look like you're not afraid to push yourself, but instead it just looks like you're a little bitch, amiright?

>in the gym doing cardio on a treadmill
>chink girl is on the treadmill in front of me
>chink has a (female) PT with her
>I'm pretty sure she was a new PT at the time as well
>PT is getting her to do HIIT
>looks like they are doing 1 minute of sprinting after 2 minutes of jogging
>this won't end well
>PT is upping the sprint speed every time (I can see the monitor)
>chink is struggling to talk to her
>3rd sprint coming up
>oh god please make it stop
>PT shouts "come on let's up the speeeeeeeed!" like she was trying to get chink hyped or something, just sounds cringey in reality
>chink is sprinting with the longest strides I'd ever seen
>for about 10 seconds
>chink tries grabbing the handle
>falls holding the handle
>legs being dragged away by the belt
>PT looks at her like she grew another head
>does nothing
>chink lets go and gets thrown into another treadmill by the belt
>PT says "you should have said something" and hits the emergency stop button
>chink limps back to the treadmill and asks to do jogging as her legs hurt
>PT makes her do slower sprints
>chink leaves the gym limping
I didn't see that PT train anyone for a good while after that.

tfw pushed max to 180, failed off, felt great about adding 10lbs to max whilst cutting.

Remember it's less then 2pl8, hang head in shame

Patrick, your summer is showing

Manager is a bro

Holy kek

super kek

>Some old woman asks me to change a grip on a machine for her
>Ok
>Get my finger in a bit of a bad position while at it but don't make much out of it
>Later realize my left hand is covered in dried blood from pinky to palm
>Got a small but somewhat deep wound on my right hand
>It's only been a minute
>???
No clue what happened

>2pl8 min

gay shit happened but there was never any pissing in showers and on others if thats what you mean

I do this. Some of my gyms (I belong to anytime fitness and go to like 3 different ones) only have barbells in the squat rack.

Sometimes I'll use the fixed weights if someone else is waiting.

>at the gym today
>see 8/10 qt doing front squats
>good for her
>she walks by me
>headphones in so only polite nod
>realize she's wearing copious amounts of makeup
>she's getting sweaty as fuck and it's starting to run
>keep an eye on her throughout my workout
>doing absolute meme-tier ass workout I'm sure she got from women's fitness magazine or some shit
>front squats
>back squats
>weighted lunches
>leg press
>hammy curls
>look at the hamstring curl machine after she's done with it
>brown mixture of makeup and sweat fucking everywhere
>no wipe down and then she leaves
>realize women are a meme
So I guess I'm gay now, what do I do now?

some asian chick ask me to spot her on squat and proceed to rub her ass against my dick as she went up.

There's nothing wrong in fucking a meme user, don't try to justify you fagginess.

Das right mane

No pain no gain. Amirite?

>benching 180
>cutting

Just end it now, K?

True. 2pl8 should be the absolute minimum

lost hard at horseshoes

I'm sorry that had to happen to you

I still appreciate the female form, I just hate them as people

I don't really have any. My gym has the nicest people one could find.A little too friendly There was one time though.

>doing squats
>going deep and heavy
>pray to tay tay on the last l set
>go to squat
>feel a finger poking my butt
>don't turn my head cause bad form
>heavy breathing on my neck
>def a guy and I now know that's not a finger
>finish set.
>turn around
>middle aged guy gets up and said it "looked like I needed help" with a nasty smile
>slaps my butt
>I bolt it out of there of fear for my boipussi