Interview in two hours

>Interview in two hours
>Fell for the Veeky Forums "don't worry they'll never find out they dont contact references" meme
Am I worried for nothing?

Are you the one doing the interview or?

No I'm one being interviewed

what's the worst thing that can happen

you don't get the job and they tell you off in an offensive manner

who gives a shit

I use user on Veeky Forums as a reference.

I too have anxiety and my solution is both simple and ingenious: hire someone else to do the job interview.

Then show up on day 1 and pretend you're the same guy. Some people might notice but just act like they're crazy and they'll shut up pretty quickly.

>no money
>no job experience

what's the worst thing that can happen

you don't have money to eat and you have to beg for it

who gives a shit

Don't stress op

Anxiety really fucked me up during my interview (still got the job), and in hindsight, there was nothing to worry about.

They're excited to meet you and learn more about you. Use this as an opportunity to learn about them as well, don't just think about selling yourself.

It's not like they're gonna call your references on speakerphone in the middle of the interview either. That's definitely nothing to worry about

>become homeless