What was god thinking when making these fellows?

What was god thinking when making these fellows?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4GNE3lrw41E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Gotta inflict plagues on people somehow.

>Lifeform that reproduces at mass rates by raping cells and then jumping to another cell to continue said raping in a relatively small amount of time.

Idk sounds a lot like the Human Race to me.

t. bad guy from The Matrix

He has produced a self-reliant system, which is what we know as the universe.
Evolution is a method of producing intended designs giving enough time to naturally occur. The eye has evolved independently over 50 times in separate instances. God used inductive reasoning to guide his plan. Let's say an animal has a 50% chance to arise in 500 million years(made up statistic) given proper conditions. In a billion years the odds would increase, and statistically God's chances of success are very high.
Viruses are a byproduct of this design we call evolution.

that image is a photograph used to describe disease. The disease itself, is a punishment.

fuckin upvoted DAE the human race is basically a virus I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE AND CARL SAGAN FUCK CHURCH GOD ISNT FUCKING REALLY MORTY RIP THAT BANDAGE OFF

triggered

He was thinking the genes must flow and sort themselves out.

God feeds off suffering

nah, he eats people like Echidna limbs and all/.

>What was god thinking when making these fellows?
He stayed up late watching Alien the night before.

Agent Smith did nothing wrong

>Viruses are an early prototype for women

>Gotta inflict plagues on people somehow.

You overestimate how human-centric God is. Humans are just another animal - and one that hijacked God's name to be used as a weapon centuries ago. You murder, mock and ignore God's best humans - great scientists, authors, Kings/Pharaoahs/Emperors, and artists - for loser LARPers living in a Mosaic fantasy world.


youtube.com/watch?v=4GNE3lrw41E

Creatures Overpopulation
Check System Protection
Plan was, and is, Created.

G-D

those are bacteriophages, they only attack bacteria

hence the name

Nanomachines son

>virus
>LIFEform

Pick one, fagbag
This is literaly elementary school science.

Gotta punish sinful bacteria somehow

they are living in us passing on the sin at last i truly see

b-but Ganges is holy
(the first place do discover these guys)

Not working as fast as births. What gives?

>2017
>Skydaddy made the world and everything else
Get a brain shithead.

>hehehehehehehehehe

>God
remember, you're thinking about something that thinks
feels may be required

do an hero

Great argument.

to motivate us

so deep

What was god thinking when making these fellows?

>He hasn't realized that viruses are aliens

KEK
E
K

I cant rape a racoon and have it be loyal to me and bear my offspring

Kek

You wish you could though.

Damn....my synapses....this POWER

EAAAAGGGGGGHUUUUUUUHHHHH

>omnipotent creator god who can will matter, energy, space, and physics into existence
>still has to cross his fingers and hope that a non-retarded animal will evolve correctly a billion years later

turns out this god fellow is my type of guy... intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

...

What was God thinkin when he made these digits?

>I need to take those fucking eukaryotes down a notch

Checked.

...

It is entirely possible that viruses are alien lifeforms.

But it's more likely that they're just little organic molecule machines

I bet you've tried though

thats a serious question

God is dead

triple checked