You walk into your local museum and this dude challenges you to a duel. What weapon do you bring?

You walk into your local museum and this dude challenges you to a duel. What weapon do you bring?

got to get away quick

A copy of his family tree

My BBC

>Something wonderful has happened Charles.

why do you do this mate? i don't understand, but then again, i'm a newfag.

no weapon is neede, that retarded hapsburg will hurt himself immediately

Distract him with a snack

M60 belt-fed, Air-cooled, 7.62mm song of my people

The pope

A guards tank division. Duh.

I've heard the rumor, that it's one of Veeky Forums rules to lurk as long until you're not a newfag anymore

A turkey baster. I'll promise that if I help him impregnate his wife, he'll spare me.

23 pairs of chromosomes.

A fidget spinner, he'll love it

Fuck off newfag

a diverse gene pool.

What a retarded sword.

A mirror. Poor fuck will off himself on the spot

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Ah but is he any match for the man in the iron mask?

Lurk more then you little bitch

A spear And Oberyn Martell