Alright Hans, time to deploy. You have two options.
>The Afrika Korps, fighting the British in 40 C (105 F) heat across the Sahara.
>Your brethren on the Eastern Front, fighting the Red Army in -40 degree weather during the Russian Winter.
Where do you go?
Norway pls
Afrika Korps. At least the brits won't torture me to death for fun when we lose.
Africa Korps
atleast you wont be thrown into the damn gulag if captured
>join Afrika Korps
>observe positions and gather information
>desert when possible and join up with the British
>give them all the information I have and chill out in a POW camp for the rest of the war
>probably get hailed as a hero afterwards by my own shamed people
excuse me when did this happen and why didn't the Germs deserve it if it did
The Germans actually killed Soviet prisoners proportionally than the Soviets ever killed of their German prisoners.
Can I have Lettow lead the Afrika Korps with me?
Fox and Lion.
I don't think Lettow would ever want to command the army of nazi germany since he wasn't a big fan of hitler
No one in his right mind would choose eastern front.
>there's an anecdote about Hitler offering Lettow a spot in his new regime and Lettow basically say fuck you but in a harsher way
Anybody with even a cursory understanding of WW II would say Arika Korps, pretty dumb thread
How could anyone not choose the Communist girl?
>inevitably get captured in NA at the end of the Tunisia campaign
>get treated with respect and sent to a prison camp in America where you get to watch flicks and play sports all year round with your m8s
>its so pleasant you immigrate there after the war with your family and start a new life in the New World.
>inevitably get captured on the Ost front
>sent to a gulag doing forced labour in the most horrendous of conditions
>watch all your friends die from sheer exhaustion and losing the will to live after surviving some of the most brutal combat on earth
>only get to return to your family in 1955 after Stalin dies
>theres a good chance you live out the rest of your life in a miserable commieblock in East Germany
>How could anyone not choose the Communist girl?
I don't want a neet to drain my income.
mosquitoes vs mosquitoes, can't I just continue to make fabric and babies
Norway. I get to fuck blonde Scandi whores.
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But it would be fighting the true enemy
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Afrika Korps to fight for based Rommel
Me on the left!
>tfw fascist girl is literally me irl but female
That's not the fucking question. Will you be saying "Atleast my german ass deserved it" when you freeze to death on the way to the Soviet POW camps?
*the fucking point
Shit
after 1941 getting sent to the eastern front equaled punishment or it meant you had no connection
>be "national" socialist
>have little to no regard to your fellow countrymen
Afrika without a doubt. People from warm countrues have no idea just how painful and spirit draining extreme cold is.
afrika corp no competition, and i hate the heat but the eastern front is so shit i would rather put up with it for a bit before spending the rest of the war in a POW camp somewhere in an allied nation.
Africa, what kind of question is that even?
Basically no one returned from the eastern front compared to africa.
Afrika, maybe I can start a new colony after the war.
I cannot fucking stand heat, but I will still go for the Afrika Korps over the shitfest that was the Eastern Front.
Afrika Korps no question about it, heat over cold any day, great looking kakhi military uniform, actual respect between enemies.
nobody is saying that you retard
Afrika Korps. The British will treat me better when I desert... I mean, when I "get taken prisoner while conducting forward reconnaisance".
Pls learn English grammar before posting
Fascism for the win.
Capitalist girl is best
Red Army.
I'm pretty sure that I could not handle the desert heat stroke. While being a red on the frontline is a death sentence, at least you could spend your last moments drunk and running.
Id love to be touched by middle's invisible hand if you know what I mean.
Communist girl obviously
Not even a commie myself.
Afrika Korps obviously, at least i will be rotting in a good prison with good food, instead of being sent to Gulag and freeze to death on the way there.
that's like asking if you would rather be dead or alive
Afrika Korps
It's not even a competition.
>not a single Red Army troop ever committed a war crime and every German soldier was a baby raping killer
I dislike Wehraboos and Stormcucks but seriously, replies like this are cancerous.
War Without Garlands by Robert Kershaw is one source for the occasional torture and execution of captured German soldiers by Soviet troops.