What did she mean by this?

what did she mean by this?

Did u prenup mate

>"I'm investing in AMD, its gonna go to the moon baybee"
Once she asks for your shares through the divorce she will leave your crypto untouched.

srs. how to protect crypto in case of divorce.

Do I just never get married and only fuck escorts?

this. say stocks. then say you "lost" it all when the stock market crashes :p

Just get a good lawyer.

Get a Trezor. Put 1 percent of your stack in one address put 5 percent in another address protected by a passphrase.

Hand over that Trezor.
Keep the rest.
How the Fuck can they prove you have any crypto at all?

so I pretty much need to commit tax evasion or move out of the country before a divorce is finalized? wouldn't my theoretical find out through tax returns?

Do this but replace 1% with 0.01% and 5% with 0.05%

its so easy to hide your crypto, its almost laughable

just tell them you got hacked or something, or forgot the password, nothing they can do

but then again, you should not have gotten married in the first place, retard

bank statements > on ramp > addresses you sent your buys to > profits on exchanges >other addresses

>not have gotten married in the first place, retard
pretty much this, even if you want a kid(you shouldn't) just pay some bitch to carry it for 9 months and tell her to GTFO after

coin mixer, or buy an anonymous coin and move it around a bit, and convert back to a different eth / bitcoin wallet

go to a library or something send everything from your wallet to another wallet you never used before, tell them you computer got hacked and hacker sent everything to his address

judgements are handed out based on estimations. if you make your funds untraceable, her jew lawyers will imagine greater amounts than you could ever make and you'll be ordered to pay that unless you prove it's less. Trust me, getting away with anything in personal finances is a fantasy.

>just commit fraud and do up to 10 years in prison it's no problem!

>>did you report it to the police user?
>if you're innocent, why didn't you report it to the police?

audibly keked
Also don't be such a pussy, money laundering is easy peasy in crypto, they won't be able to follow the paper trail.

>Could literally buy warheads and albino niggers without leaving a trace
>it is now regulated

Of course you'll report it yourself after

it's either that, or give your sweet gains to some whore for her to buy nail polish or whatever, and honestly prison is still better, win win tbqhwyfamalama

what happens if you just send it all to charity or just send all your btc's to satoshi's genesis block address?

Would there be any legal consequences?

context?

>what happens if you just send it all to charity
you left without any?
>satoshi's genesis block address?
again you're left without any

>Would there be any legal consequences?
well if you call authorities after and tell them you got hacked, you'd be lying so there would if they find out you're lying, but since you just gave away your money in the above examples what's the point of risking prison if your money won't be waiting for you on the outside?

am aware, just asking if law enforcement would try to throw me in jail or something for evading betacuck taxes

>just asking if law enforcement would try to throw me in jail or something for evading betacuck taxes
they most definitely will, never fuck with the IRS

here's the real question though, suppose you fuck up and they find out you lied and you go to prison, will the local Prison Top Dog accept bitcoin payments in order for you to not get fucked, and for general prison luxuries like cheap booze cigs etc. Do you think they have that integrated already?

Jesus.

I will only marry a QT buddhist grill that's above greed and finances and doesn't understand how legal processes works.

Pretty much this user. I'm not sure about the buddhist part, it might get annoying, but get yourself some cute jap, or cheap eastern european girl, and either make sure they're conservative and loyal(the jap one might be easier for this), or just literally never let them out of the house

Get a VPN and transfer all your shit to wallets and keep them offline till you figure out what's going on

What if I were to take the paper that I have my addresses and private keys written on, hide it somewhere nobody would ever find it, and then claim that I burnt my addresses and keys out of maliciousness purely so she wouldn't get any money out of me. After the divorce is all said and done go out to the hiding place and get my keys and addresses back.

>in case of divorce
If you have to ask this question then
>never get married

they wont believe you

So What? What are they going to do?

it's more believable that you go hacked. just start talking to street shitters on Telegram and you'll get all the malware you need.