Future cryptomillionaires, what kinda extravagant...

hmm you are probably on high doses of xanax

Hire an army of mercenaries and create a crusader state somewhere in the middle east.

buy gold

Im gonna pay people to play in my perfect world

Buy a blimp.
Its quite literally the most unnecessary thing.

Buy hundreds of Rolls Royce and keep stacking them up till it becomes a local landmark

If possible, have debauched sex on top of the stack

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id hire 7 hot bitches, one for each day, to wake me up by putting their tongue inside my ass till my fat stack of cash eventually burn

Buy nice food

pay a jew to throw shekels across the ocean

I have no idea but I won't be responsible about it

I will try my best to cure all Veeky Forums members of weaponized autism

probably the most retarded.

id make a youtube channel about doing totally fucked up stupid shit, like me walking around a train station breaking peoples stuff and then throwing money at them telling them to shut the fuck up, walk around the city giving homeless people money for doing stupid shit (like; go up and punch that dude in the face, or, see that person walking that dog over there go and pick it up and throw it into the river) Dress like an absolute slob and have a whole gang of shit kicker ghetto friends and try go into really expensive nightclubs and fancy restaurants by bribing my way in. All the while recording this for my yt channel.

if i ever make it you know who it waz1NVNreRfNuzShDBxuPxLFUyX3HaRuLF192

I'm dreaming about paying hitmen to assassinate supporters of mass islamisation and islamic preachers in my country. (This is just a joke of course ;))

>travel to south america and kill a man
>subsequently run away from the authorities and deny involvement
>shoot a video denouncing cryptocurrency the very first thing that made me rich
>come back to the states, marry a hot THICC nigga girl and leave out the rest of my days spending my crypto gains

Pay dad's cuck mortgage he's been paying for 10years

Buy GTR, buy SUV, house

Marry foreign slavic gf 10 years my junior. Dunk my baby batter in her.

Keep my money offshore or in crypto in case she frivorces me

Go to gym everyday, learn a language, travel occasionally

go to all my ex's houses n ask if they wanna go for a ride in my lambo

how about you give people money for doing nice things?
now thats a novelty youtube channel idea

That's boring bro, people want to see fucked up shit on the web.

make a yt channel where I joke about wageslaves

>28
>run a successful business with 150k on the company account
>invest around 50k cash (can't even remember, erased of my memory because of too much pain) into crypto at around june
>current portfolio worth 60k

It seems like it is my nature to go against the trend. I tried

THEORETICALLY if I were to get enough extra cash, I would want to buy a few hundred acres of land in a southern state, to build a marble pyramid on that acreage, to encase my body in acetate resin and preserve myself for the ages. I would make sure it was located outside of Yellowstone range and away from major faultlines/coasts

I would then use stone tablets to write a fake history of myself for the ages as the last emperor of America, and have statues in my honor, finally, I would put up a massive fence so that nobody could come in or out for at least a few decades.

Ideally, inside the temple there would be guns, ammunition, all kept airtight for the future people to find and use in their landwars, to eventually declare me a god.

Forgot to mention that I probably would have 50% more if I left everything in BTC.

My plan was to buy land in Indonesia (probably Lombok), built a villa and rent out through airbnb. Managed by a local. I heard that 500-700k can get you started. Welp.

>fake history of myself for the ages as the last emperor of America

Nice

Create my own PMC with the HQ in the middle of the ocean.

help build socialism

I'm gonna hire two private detectives to investigate each other, with the stipulation that they, under no circumstances be detected by the other party, or will forfeit payment. I'll hire a third to document the first two for prosperity.

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Go on apps like tinder and rub it in these bitches faces that they need to go to work tomorrow and for the next 50 years of their lives and that I don't. Shoulda grabbed on to the winning horse when you had a chance, bitches.

Probably a qt slave conservative friend

ahh, the good old fuck you world fantasy :_)

Im planning on getting into IPSC and IDPA.
I know its not as extravagant as snorting gold flake and cocaine off of a 16 year olds vagina but it sounds fun.

I want to build wells and schools for kids in Africa

Nah just kidding, i want to go to some East Asian country and live like a king at the beach with a house full of underage girl-pets for the rest of my life

Cosy up along with a hot cup of cocoa wifh the person I love, in a lazy afternoon whilst it rains outside. Knowing that I have no reson or obligation to worry about going to work tommorow.