Where does Veeky Forums work?

Hey Veeky Forums, what do you all do for a living (outside of crypto shilling)?
>Job
>Qualifications
>How much you earn
>Assets
>Future plans
>How you got where you are

What is with you suspicious m'fers asking for everyone's details day in and day out? Get a life.

18,

full time in a bulge bracket investment bank.

full time university night class.

Alright then I'll start:
>Paramedic
>Uni degree in Paramedicine
>90k + OT
>Just car + 60k savings
To be honest I like my job too much to leave right now, however the burnout rate is fairly high and I may need to get out at some point, the army is probably where I'd go. Housing market is too fucked here to buy a house so I'll be forever rent cucking unfortunately.

Would you rather another "reeeeee I didn't listen" or "buy meme coin 420niggerium" thread?

programmer while I finish my CS degree

I'm the fucking mailman

> dishwasher
> high school graduate, proficient in microsoft excel
> $10.50/hr
> an iPhone 5 + some kitchen pots, pans, silverware, etc.
> community college --> state college --> engineering job --> money --> pursue my business idea
> fail? sudoku
> by doing nothing

>Accountant
>CPA
>$65k/yr
>$215k
>Retire at 40
>Lived light, avoided drinking, cars, debt and the babycage.

Coordinator of an english school in Brazil.

License to teach HS History

Something like 5 dollars an hour

No assets, no future plans

Luck, I guess...

>software dev
>didn't graduate college (dropped out with one class before I graduated)
>50k GBP
>-90k in student loans, but cash on hand (including crypto) it's 20k so I guess -70k
>idk, i really like the crypto markets so play around for a while (i'm really bad at pulling the trigger). I'd also like to start a startup
>slaved away for 2 years straight (didn't gradute in CS) and taught myself coding 9 hours a day, six days a week. Got a job at a unicorn so it worked out in the end

how old are you? $215k savings is not bad with that rather average income.

Are you born in brazil or did you move there? How is the stress level in your daily work?

>25
>Mutual Fund Wholesaler
>Bachelors in Economics
>913k (450k diversified "traditional" portfolio, 313k crypto portfolio, 198% growth YTD, 150k Real Estate, purchase price not current value,)
>Run my own investment company
>Working hard, series of highly sought after internships, being strong negotiator, no complaining about wrong turns or missed opportunities because no one cares

>Job
Customer Service Manager (previously IT director, same company)
>Qualifications
Computer stuff, good communication skills. BS Environmental Science
>How much you earn
74K/yr Salaried w/ 4 wk vacation. No 401K
>Assets
12K car, 210k crypto, 10k USD, 100oz Silver
>Future plans
Buy a place
>How you got where you are
Self

>24yo derivatives trader
>Ivy league silver spooner
>160k all-in (changes every year)
>90k, hoarding my bonuses going forward lol
>Have a few good years of trading pnl or get lucky in crypto, and retire early
>Combination of luck, privilege, and being laser-focused at work

Do you manage your own portfolio? Is it worth it, i.e. higher returns than index?

> Cyber Security Consultant (5 years exp)
> 3 year undergrad degree, few Info Sec certs
> ~$180k/year (contracting @ $750 daily rate)
> 50k in bank, 20k in Crypto, 10k car, no house
> Keep contracting, buy house, buy crypto, retire early

>How you got where you are
Right place, right time. Huge shortage of cyber security professionals atm who have semi decent soft skills explaining shit to normies

Network engineer

BS

102k sal

2 homes. Half a mil n crypto 25k in savings. Lol

I personally trade about 30% of the assets in my traditional portfolio myself, the remainder is invested with a private investment company and extrenaly managed funds etc. The crypto stuff I obviously manage on my own as well.

As for is it worth it on the portion that I do manage, the best I can say is, so far yes, I have found a few gems that have payed off well for me, but i have a background in in-depth corporate analysis so it may be a little easier to get comfortable with companies and their earning potential than others may be able to just from an experience standpoint

oh and income is commission based but anywhere between 200k - 400k depending on the year

>Engineering Manager
>HS diploma, a few semesters of college
>175k/year
>100k ish
>Transition into Bitcoin/Block chain tech and start my own company
>waiting tables->fixing PCs->fixing networks->fixing websites ->fixing software->fixing people, teams and organizations

>lawyer
>JD (Burger)
> ~140k depending on bonus
>10k cash, 6k stocks, 6k crypto, been assraped by 150k student loans
>get temporary student loan payments to zero, sock away 200k and move overseas for new life.
>following the beaten path and regretting it

impossible....