Paying A Gay Tax to my co-workers

I'm curious what people think about this.

I got into a conversation with my 4 straight male coworkers after one of them made a joke that gay people should have to pay a tax to support straight people with kids. It turned into a philosophical conversation where we determined that although I get paid less (I'm the newest in the office), I make more after accounting for raising kids. Two of the guys I work with are parents, the other two plan on being parents.

I'm a gay man with few expenses, no debt, no kids. I pitched the idea of paying a "gay tax" to the 4, keeping with the joke. The idea is that it should even things out a bit and make having a kid less of a burden oon the paycheck.

They at first said that it's my money and not to pay them. But as we talked, the attitude changed to, "if you want to pay us we won't say no." We decided that I could afford 16% of each paycheck, gross. There are 4 of them so they each get 4%.

They seem to range from agreeing with me that it's a burden having a kid and sucks that I take home more at the end of the day to thinking that it's my money and they'll happily take a cut.

If you were in my office, what would your take on it be. Would you take it or refuse it? Do you think I should be paying it to even things out or do you think I am being too accommodating?

>paying other people

Stop being a faggot, you faggot.

stop being such a cuck faggot and spend your own money
parent of 1

That's retarded because you don't get any kids. Like if you were blind so you didn't watch TV would you give other people money for their TVs? WTF

This has to be larp or you're brain injured

Yes, maybe it would be better for fags to pay for people with children so they can raise them better (money dosent raise kids though, it hells but dosent change a thing with shit parents)

Do NOT give your well earned money to others over a philosophical chit chat, please
That's like the cuckiest thing I've read in my life, and I browse Veeky Forums

Fuck me I really hope this is a joke. If not, do not pay them one fucking cent and keep sucking as much dick as you want.

Gays shouldn't have to pay more taxes but you should not have the right to marraige (which is basically a glorified tax break crafted to incite you to make kids and give to society the next generation of taxpayers).

That's all there is to say on the question.

Thank you for the replies. The deal is set and the first payment made. I'm just curious. Because i work with them, the conversation id's pretty polite. People on Veeky Forums just say what they think.

If we lived in a healthy society gay people would be subjected to worse things than paying a tax.

But we're in 2017 where people's actions don't really matter anymore, and technology will subsume all by the time the people here are 50 years old.

Given the fact that any kid you even had in this year wont even get to see anything akin to an adulthood, don't worry about it. Keep your money and enjoy the few pseudo-normal decades that are left.

But make no mistake in a technologically stagnant world I would totally support this. You're mentally ill. You literally are psychologically incapable of reproduction, the most fundamental urge of biological organisms. Your pathological psychology must not be encouraged by social promotion.

Thank you for your insight. I don't entirely agree but I'm paying the tax all the same.

pls don't do this

to have children is a choice they made, they don't need to have them

you absolutely do not have any moral or philosphical reason to pay them a "no child" tax

Damn you're retarded. Might as well keep paying them just as a retard tax though.

Lol, I see. I hope they don't think of me as a retard

You are a genetic dead end.

You get paid what you contribute from an economic perspective.

If your co-workers wanted more take home money, they'd make more money to begin with.

They almost certainly do.

But hey one day you'll realize you can sue the company for millions in a discrimination suit over this. You're explicitly paying a gay tax.

So doesn't that make it admirable to pay people who aren't?

it's not actually owed. I make a copy of my paystub for them and write them a check (one takes cash). It being a tax is a joke. It's a gift technically.

Is nobody gonna check those quints?

You already pay taxes for their kids if they use any socialized services like public schools.

Doesn't matter. All you have to do is say you felt socially obligated to do it because of their actions.

Any remotely decent attorney could win you a boat load.

Dude, this isn't just Veeky Forums 'speaking their mind', you are retarded. 100% they would have gone home and said "wow, I can't believe user actually paid us, what a retard". They don't like you more, they actually like you less (less respect).

But I'm 99% sure this is a joke so eh

That is literally the dumbest shit ive heard. how bout stop being gay and focus on better things and life actual productive things not a fucking gay tax. you stupid faggots want everything gay gtfo

>due to choices that individuals have made I live frugally and others live beyond their means, therefore I should subsidize their choices
No.
I hope you let your man make the financial choices for you because you fucking suck at it.

What if... you're bisexual?

So you want to suck their dicks?
At any rate, people with children get a tax break anyway. If they expected that raising a kid would be cheap they should neck themselves.

I see.

I'd be too embarrassed to work there anymore. Your will forever be a cuck to them now. Your only other option is to paint the parking lot.

what does that even mean. I've heard alt right people use it but where does it come from. Also, I'm not embarrassed exactly because they don't seem to feel as strongly as you all do but I'm noting this.

Painting the parking lot is a time tested, surefire way to assert your dominance and a necessary step to uncucking yourself in this situation.

LMAO

Seriously though you need that money to create your legacy. Those cunts have their cunt kids to survive them. You can use that money to make something lasting besides children. For example Jesus didn't have any children but he's left a hell of a legacy.

Or paying for surrogacy or any other modern method for generic failures to produce their own children. That costs more than making your own babies. Maybe they should pay you?

Im a straight man and I have no plans on having children, should I have to pay a tax to support others children? fuck no, as a single white man with no kids I am already expected to work all the shitty shifts and weekend OT because 'I dont have to go watch my kids play football' or other bullshit excuses.

just because somebody is gay doesn't mean they won't/can't have kids, with lab fertilization and adoption, etc.

And a straight couple that doesn't have kids do pay more in taxes than a couple with kids. It's called declaring dependents. The big bad gobermen takes money from single losers like myself, and gives it to babymakers like my middleaged female coworkers and their male partners. Is it good or bad? That's another issue, but paying a tax for being gay is literally unconstitutional. It would be like paying an extra tax just for being muslim, or mormon.

If you're gay, go right ahead, but I don't see why distributing money from one ideology to another would be a more fair system or would benefit people so as to make decisions that are better for society as a whole.

*Genetic

You could use that money to sponsor orphanages, kids that need support much more than kids with parents. Parents that are employed, no less.

Can you just tell me this was a larp already? I'm getting too worked up.

Oh I forgot about being able to claim dependents.. fuck that shit.

You already pay taxes to subsidize children though.

>I hope they don't think of me as a retard

I think he meant he didn't know what "cuck" means but he heard alt right people say it.
OP, please for fuck's sake just admit you made this up. reading it makes me incredibly angry. based on your replies here, you are a believeable gay male or woman, right down to the self-destructive tendacies and horrible financial sense, so, nice writing and all, but never and I mean never screw yourself out of 16% of your paycheck just because your coworkers guilt tripped you into it. their kids, their lives, their shitty salary, their problem. NOT YOURS.
And if you want to help, help people who deserve it, not manipulative assholes who discriminate against and exploit their coworker for more money because they know he's a pushover who demands attention and social acceptance and will bend over backwards for them. Send the money to people who don't make their own problems and didn't ask to have kids or be born.

I knew that but like you, I'm not going to explain it to him.

Considering that paying for a kid is basically equivalent to entering the genetic lottery to muh riches then no, it would never be a taxable event.

Assuming the money that goes into having a kid is the same idea behind buying lottery tickets every week, with slightly better odds of paying off but still not so great.

tl;dr paying for a kid is the same thing as buying a few hundred in lottery tickets every week, one is a financial lottery and the other is a genetic lottey.

Only a sack of non-rotting meat is apparently much easier to become attached to than a piece of paper, simply because these people are addicted to the genetic lottery.

quints speak truth

are you a power bottom? because they are running a fucking train on you. you need to be saving that 16% on retirement you retard. I really really hope this is a larp.

>wealth redistribution

Taxation is theft. All commies and socialists should be thrown from helicopters. Get a job you free-loading breeders.

They should have the right to marry. There is no need to bring more children to this world. And I see no reason why people should support your kids, if you want those disgusting mongrels take care of them yourself. There is no point in sustaining the human species. You only do so because it feels good and your brain tells you so and of religious BS like go and multiply yourself.

Mouse utopia soon.

Your flaw lies in the assumption that we have to reproduce. There is no such thing that it has to be done.

I had a brief conversation over text, after posting this, with one of the coworkers who doesn't have kids yet and who was happy to take my money but didn't really feel strongly about it. One on one, he confirmed that they all were surprised that I would argue that they should take my money every two weeks. They also didn't think I would follow through. However, they represent clients in finance (I work the desk in their office) and they're used to being more aggressive about making money and seeing things in dog eat dog terms. He saw Two factors that made the whole thing okay for him is that I confirmed that it wont break the bank for me (all of my bills are still covered and at most, I'll buy few video games and put less in savings month to month) and that if it makes me feel better, I should do it because it's my money anyway. He said he thinks it's admirable though he's not used to people who think like I do.

hah gayyyyyyyy

We don't need more kids, there is no need to subsidize it. Those that can afford to do it well they can and should, it's a privilege few can really afford but everyone wants and most do it anyways.
Ofc since you're a degenerate this probably turns u on for some disgusting reason, so do whatever the fuck u want. Faggots make me sick.

having kids is a blessing. I hope no one here thinks of kids as a burden and goes on to complain about white genocide. cant have your cake and eat it too you selfish fucks.

holy fuck talk about internalized oppression

uh, we already have tax incentives in place where we support children with tax money from child free people. We just don't limit it gay people because that's fucking stupid.

How do you paint it? Like, write "GAY" in big letters, so no one would take your spot, or what?

I also looked up cuck. It's short for cuckold and means a male taking care of another male's kids through being tricked that those kids are his own. I'm not taking care of other men's kids, though I am footing some of the bill. I think this is different than raising someone else's genetic offspring.

We need more white kids. White people are on their way to becoming a minority in their own countries due to high immigration and low birth-rates.

I'm not sure I agree with your politics but all 4 guys I pay are white.

Glad to hear it OP. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. It's wonderful that you're contributing towards this.

I guess that although our politics don't align, it still works out.

is this like the coffee shop and the oil recycling larp? wtf faggot?

Has to be a troll. It's one of the strangest things I've read on this board. Even the guy, who imagines his coins as soldiers in formation, is relatively normal.

Parents already get a tax relief for having unneeded population at the moment.

my question is why are there so many faggots these days? you like sucking dick ? you should kill yourself you fucking faggot

by the way I'd for you to start paying me money, how are we gunna work this? you want my paypal ?

this is actually a great idea, lets all the gaywods pay me to be a boss.

lets proceed

Humankind would stop existing. Gays are bad people, but not thaaaat bad.

They chose to have children, you could do the same through adoption or have a test tube baby. It's their fault they're paying for kids

Lol, I think 16% of my income is plenty. I'd do 20% but i don't imagine you're genuine like my co-workers but post your email if you want to talk.

please stop this nonsense

You're hurting my brain with this fabricated story.
Do not, do really fucking not give them any of your money. Do NOT fucking do it you piece of shit. They're assholes for not protesting your proposal. You're an asshole for doing this to yourself and you're an accomplice in your coworkersassholeness.

Gays shouldn't be allowed to have kids you pedo degenerate fuck.

I like the idea. You should start an assurance for their kids college tuition or so tho. To make sure it goes to them and let them decide on it when they are 21.

>If you were in my office, what would your take on it be.

I'd immediately file a formal complaint with HR to get them fired, and keep a record for a pending discrimination suit. Then I'd go on twitter and publicly shame the employees. Instantly hired by google.

You're a cool faggot OP. Don't want to debate the philosophical aspects of this, but as a gesture it's actually surprisingly nice.

I probably wouldn't take your money unless you were 100% sure you wanted to do this and it wasn't an issue for you.

>Do you think I should be paying it to even things out or do you think I am being too accommodating?
I don't know if your co-workers are piece of shit or they are nice guys. If they are ok and you actually want to do this, do it. If they're pieces of shit, you could use the money for something else. Donate it for science or something.

Thanks for the feedback. they are nice guys.

OP is a literal fag

Check em

That's am interesting idea. It would have to be with the parents approval of course but I think we all want to keep this simple. Unless they end up having ideas, I'll just do the biweekly payments.