Cyclist Hate thread?

Yes this

>Live on steep, narrow, country road
>Road is dangerous enough for cars alone but cyclists love it because of the scenic views
>Coming around a blind curve on a hill
>Lycra wearing, carbon riding faggot is literally straddling the center line drinking water and looking out the vista
>Slam on my brakes and blow my horn
>Faggot turns around
>Takes another sip from water bottle
>Throws up his hands
>Gets back on bike and rides up the hill while throwing backwards glares at me
>Did he seriously not realise how close to death he was?
>Even the strongest bicycle and rider would be tour de France pate against Chevy American steel, slow as I was going
Bike fags will defend this
>Both bicyclists and drivers die on this road
>There just isn't enough road to share, either raise money to get it widened or don't ride here

>pointing at the road
>I have eyes

Yeh ive been in this situation a few times, I live near a popular scenic coastal road, fucking cyclists have ruinied it for cars.
There are so many aggresive cyclists out there that feel victimised and will rage even when they are in the wrong

>Local cyclists regularly go diagonally across four way intersections
>Get offended and write butthurt editorials when they almost get hit

I know they feel superior to cars because environment. But they don't have that over me when I'm walking, so they're just being pricks.

Red lights dont apply to bikes

I think you're misunderstanding me m8, they literally ride from one corner of the square intersection to the other diagonal from them, crossing every lane of traffic not just starting in a turn lane
>Death applies to cyclists

Nah i get u, I was being facetious, cyclists are cunts

KEK good post OP.

>Be 9
>Walking through the duck pond to a mates house
>Rich faggot neighbor Jamie comes riding past on his brand new bike
>Gives me a shit eating grin on the way past
>I keep walking, minding my own business
>He rides past again with a bigger grin on his face
>The kids just annoying me now, trying to show off
>Comes around a 3rd time, Same fucking grin
>I pick up a stick and hide it in front of me
>He comes around for the 4th time, I fucking spear at his front spokes with the stick
>MISSES but swerves off towards the pond
>Tries to jump off his bike but ends up doing that running forward while falling over thing
>He goes head first into the shit filled duck ponds
>Literally head to toe covered in shit
>Comes up fucking balling his eyes out
>"NICE BIKE JAMIE!"

I fucking hate road bikers. The pseudo-aerodynamic outfits and twiggy ass bikes clearly aren't helping if you're going 10 mph on a goddamn flat. Even with MARKED BIKE LANES these faggots will ride side by side through traffic, forcing an entire lane to slow down in case one of them lays their pencil-thin wheels down over a pothole. It's a great sport, but I can't stand these lycra-bound dipshits.

t. a mountain biker who knows he doesn't own every square inch of pavement in the lower 48

Jamie got wrecked

I try as much as possible not to be a nuisance. I ride my bike on short hops to work or school, mainly sticking to trails, but there are some areas where I have to go on roads. I always stick to the bike lanes or far over to the sides otherwise. I fully acknowledge that cars are faster than me and can wreck me without effort.

Stay mad all you fucking betas go prep Tyrone for your post workout ass fucking. None of you get mad when when pedestrian crosses the street against a red light or Jay walks. But when someone on a bike does it all of a sudden you become the perfect drivers.

How about waiting the extra 30 seconds to wait to go around a cyclist instead of bitching because youre going to be that much later for wherever the fuck your going.

And youre god damn right I take up 100% of the lane when I ride. Id rather you faggots stay mad and go around me than pass me with 2 inches between me and your car.

Get fucked bitch boys

>t. cuck

>And youre god damn right I take up 100% of the lane when I ride. Id rather you faggots stay mad and go around me than pass me with 2 inches between me and your car.

Goddamn, this right here. Some can't help but buzz by as close as possible if you don't take up the whole lane. If they didn't want to be late, they should have left earlier. My favorite is obese drivers getting triggered by physical activity.

Fuck I hate cyclists. The worst is when they get into a car lane to turn at an intersection and slow down the whole process because nobody wants to be near them incase those retards fall off their bike in the street.

I used to ride a bike to college before I got a car but I always used the sidewalk because nobody walks around town

If you can't handle the heat then stay off my road bikebitch

HA its you who cant handle the heat cucktruck. ill be on the road regardless the size of the overcompensating machine you drive

Hand signals are required by law in my state.

If you're triggered this badly, I suggest switching to tumblr or growing a pair of balls

What is it like to be such a massive pussy?

>And youre god damn right I take up 100% of the lane when I ride
You're the type of faggot I'd have no problem running off the road

I'll fucking find you

>None of you get mad when when pedestrian crosses the street against a red light or Jay walks.
Because they're not flying into an intersection at 1/2 freeway speed, you spandex clad retard.

Road bikers are the most pretentious, shitiest people alive, and this post is proof.

>D-damnit! This f-faggot on the bike is slowing me down by 10 miles per hour and I cant turn my hands left to go around him! Fucking asshole im going to start my workout at 5:01 pm instead of 5:00 like I planned!

I hate try hard cyclists. I bike once a week on my hybrid bike and still zoom past these fags with several thousand dollar bikes with hundreds worth of gear.

>being aware you're actively hindering the movement of traffic
>making snarky comments instead of moving two fucking feet to the right
I hope you get doored at 30mph

>1/2 freeway speed
NOPE. And if someone wants to blow through an intersection on their bike fine, let them get hit they deserve it.

Your hatred of cyclists stems from the fact that youre a fat lazy ass bitchboi who get mad having to sit in traffic then takes in out on the people that are smart enough to by pass it

>tfw i break all kinds of laws on my bike, but i stay in the bike lane at least

I'm
My hate of cyclists comes from being one, and seeing how entitled fruity shits like you are.
>NOPE
Just because you're too heavy to top 20mph doesn't mean others aren't.

lol fuk u

how can someone on a bike not hinder traffic on someway if 1. there isnt a bike lane, 2. you cant go the same speed as a fucking car?

Me moving over to the side would only not inconvenience you if you didnt move while you passed me, which is dangerous for me.

Stay hindered, stay upset, stay a bitch

Not everyones lives in your faggy state, and your reading comprehension is lacking buddy

>guy and girl riding
>they're both on the wrong side of the road
>they both see my car coming
>guy clearly understands he needs to get out of the way
>he can't get to the other side because of traffic so he just hops the curb and gets on the sidewalk
>assume the girl will do the same
>she doesn't
>she makes zero attempt to get out of my way
>I almost hit her
>she screams MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY

>3676 ▶
> (You)

>cyclist
>mountain biker
fucking kek

I 100% could ride faster than you, especially on a road.
You hate all cyclists because some blow intersections? Do you hate all niggers because some act like niggers? Do you hate all cops because some are corrupt shits?

I think you hate yourself desu. I personally dont run reds, but I dont hate those who do. Let them assume the risk its not my business. When you realise youre actually just mad that you have some deep repressed issues with yourself and cycling youll thank me

Who /n/, and more specifically /bike/, here?
Feels great getting around in such a environmentally friendly and healthy way. Truly the choice of commute for anyone with a brain.

>do you hate all niggers?
Yes
>Thinking everything is directed at you

>how can someone on a bike not hinder traffic on someway if 1. there isnt a bike lane
Literally move to the side so cars can pass, you brain dead flamer.

Women on the roads in any form are a fucking liability.
Even retarded cyclists can agree with this.

>I 100% could ride faster than you, especially on a road
Yeah, probably. And I'd laugh my ass off as you snapped your neck trying to make it over babby dirt jumps.

>Do you hate all niggers because some act like niggers?
>CYCLIST DINDU NUFFIN
Neck yourself. Now I know you're one of the bikers that's part of the problem.

Airbnbd with an paramedic couple in Utah for a month. They lived on an insanely steep mountain that cyclists loved. In one month, they responded to like 5 horrible road rash cases (think amputation due to infection) and one death due to the lycra clad cyclists going 60mph down hills.

They put bike lanes all over my city and cyclists will ride as far to the left of the bike lane as possible. Basically on the line separating bike lane from car lane. Why? All it takes is for one asshole texting to paste you all over the road.

are you memeing or are you actually a dumb fuck? You would STILL HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND ME if I move to the side. You would have to turn your fat arthritic laden hands to change the direction of your car. You would have to turn for a fraction of a second less, but you still have to turn.

Unless you dont turn at all, which would make you pass me with inches between us. And that is something I try to avoid

I almost killed a bitch the other day if it wasnt for me paying attention.
>overtake bitch cyclist
>100m, rolling up to red light
>green turn arrow
>Im turning
>bitch from behind decided to take me on the inside before I turn so she can cross as a "pedestrian" going straight instead of stopping at the red
I had the stop suddenly even though I had right of way.
If i wasnt watching my inside mirror i would have cleaned he right up.
Bitch just rejoines the road as she becomes a road vehicle again.

So god damn stupid, dangerous and ignorant.
>t. Every woman on the road

>doesn't know what a one lane road is
>doesn't think making an entire lane of vehicles make a left lane change would effect traffic
Weapon grade autism.

Some cyclists have death wishes. I saw a cyclist edge up next to a big rig moving truck at a red light. The rig had moved left into the road to allow a wide right turn. It had it's blinker on for a right turn. The cyclist catches up to the truck and positions his bike adjacent--exactly where the big rigs blind spot was--and tried to go straight on green.
Fucker was lucky that he didn't get dragged under the truck.

Many city cyclists are dangerous as fuck because they have never driven car and don't understand blindspots, etc.

I've put around 500,000 miles on my bike and did a cross country trek in there, so I would say that I'm a pretty experienced cyclist.

I've been hit by cars 5 times, and I'd rather not do it again. Everything I do while riding is to keep myself safe. I don't give a shit about you when I'm riding. I get it, you're the most important thing on the road and I'm slowing you down. If I'm not all the way to the right, it's because we're not in a spot where you can pass me safely, so I'd rather you not try. Or maybe there's sand. Or maybe I'm going 5 over the speed limit. If I roll through a 4 way stop, it's because I don't think you're smart enough to follow right-of-way rules.

I ride an aluminum Trek 1000 that I got for free and regular gym clothes when I ride. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than passing spandex-clad faggots on their 12,000 cannondales.

>I-I was talking about a one lane road this whole time! I was only pretending to be retarded!

Do you know how driving works? You do know its possible to merge into and out of lanes without affecting others right?

my man. Trek 2200 here. im the one btfoing all these carcucks

>Do you know how driving works? You do know its possible to merge into and out of lanes without affecting others right?
>still doesn't think making an entire lane of vehicles make a left lane change would effect traffic
I stand corrected. Not even the military could deal with something this autistic.

mountain biking is for manchildren

You dont know shit

Nice bait

They don't stay that left lane. They go back to the right lane after they get ahead of the cyclist. Which would be after 5 seconds in the left lane.

youre baiting me and its working

Kek, great response, armstrong.

How's it feel knowing I could kick your tail on any terrain that isn't as flat as your GF?

Arrogant and competitive cyclists in groups are the worst.
I just like going on leisurely solo rides and this groups of cunts either hussle you from behind like your are part of a peloton or speed up when you overtake them because they are slow.
I mean fuck, I dont know how far you have or are planning on riding, Im riding solo so fuck out of my way.

>STILL doesn't think making an entire lane of vehicles make a left LANE CHANGE would effect traffic
You're either great at fishing, or dumb as a fish.

What would this effect on traffic please? Please tell me

fuck me youve got me baited like no other

1. I dont give a fuck about your faggy hand signals

You're a dick, I bet you're the same faggot who complains about other drivers NOT using signals.

2. Why the fuck are you wearing lycra on you 20 min commute to work?

Agreed

3. Are you actually sponsored?

How is this relevant?

4. I'm not racing you so fuck off.

Agreed

5. I like the way your socks are colour coded with your helmet.

Never seen this, but I believe there are faggots that do it.

6. Thanks for overtaking me in a rush to just sit in front of me at my same speed.

Again, never seen this, but I believe you.

7. Stay in the fucking bike lane, two abreast with your buddy in the road is simply a cunt move.

Absolutely agreed

8. Are you in the Tour De France? Then pickup your gel food packets instead of dropping them all over the road.

Also agreed, same applies to littering in general. People are fucking pigs.

9. Oh really that new $400 carbon fibre bike seat stem is 4oz lighter? But you are atleast 20lbs overweight, eating less is free bro.

I'm guessing you've never heard this, and are projecting. It doesn't matter though, since you're mocking someone for being active which is just as cunty as what you've described.

10. Aleast acknowledge the fact you genuinely annoy non-cyclists, you dont need acceptance, you are not an oppressed ethnic minority, suck it up and take responsibility for your actions.

Some cyclists are definitely dicks, thinking they can be pedestrians and vehicles on the same road. I've seen cyclists blow through red lights and then get pissed at the car that honks. Then I've also seen cyclists be yelled at for biking in their lane by a cunt who thinks their time is oh-so-fucking-important.

I'm guessing you fall in to the latter of those two.

How good does the bumping of the saddle on your asshole feel when you ride on all those rocks and twigs and faggot shit? does it remind you of Chads dick penetrating you?

Because other people are using the left lane, you raging sperg.

How is a human so stupid that they think blocking 1/2 the road won't slow traffic?

Full suspension, bby
>not being able to take a bump without landing yourself in ICU
Don't worry, neck braces are alpha.

Im done replying to you. Youre bait is stale or you're legitimately a retard

I usually jump over things that impede my way, and not have to worry about riding a 50 lb down hill crusier with shocks

1.Turn signals make sense - all the other faggy signals can fuck right off.

3.I bet you look just amazing in your matching "Team" gear with all your other butt buddies

9. No. Working in a corporate job you over hear garbage like this all the time, lose weight, not your money whilst bragging about it.

10. You can fuck right off, I am a cyclist but stick to back roads and trails, incase you arent fully conprehending it this thread is about shitting on arrogant cyclists.

>tfw I don't have to hop over every pebble that might kill me
I'd recommend ditching the lycra panties and trying it out, but I'd rather keep your dumb ass off the trails.

op are you from victoria

is this bait? they most certainly do

Actually it depends on where you are.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idaho_stop
Same in Paris and other places.

Suck a dick you fat jelly cager. I cut off losers like you and laugh when you honk.

you dont have to hop pebbles bc youre riding a bike meant for lazy mid life crisis men to ride down hills, over everything in your path

>"Look that this sweet jump I did bro! it was a whole three feet over this gap that had more dirt underneath it!"
I remember when I was 13

Yeh actually

Jesus fucking christ dude, you might be genuinely stupid. Go for a drive down a multi lane road that has a small crew doing confined space entry, see the effect on traffic of forcefully closing down that lane, now think that that crew is a couple of cyclists. THAT'S the effect you have on traffic. The user you're arguing with (not me btw) is telling you that you have an affect on traffic flow. You're just being intentionally dense. At least I hope it's intentional.

Basically the reason why I hate bicyclists. Got nothing against them when I'm walking but as soon as I get in the car I hate their guts as they demand an entire lane just to get ahead of us by using a crosswalk at a red light.

Dash cam.
The day I hit you my ass is covered and I laugh while you cry.

Not op but I'd gladly round up these cunts and have them publicly flogged for being a nuisance on the road and insufferable cunts in regards to everything else.

what is a double yellow

huh, didn't know that. you learn somethign everyday

1. Hand signals are turn signals fuck head. What do you want me to do? Wire up my bike with a fucking battery because you're too stupid to figure out I'm pointing in the direction I intend to travel?

3. I bike to commute my self and my daughters to where they need to go. We don't "match" although you might be on to something with the butt buddies remark.

9. Being a corporate wage slave, I see. I'm self employed and I never hear this garbage so you're the worse off here.

10. So you never, never ever need to get on a road? You never share the travel space with other vehicles? I do my best to avoid doing so, but there are times when it's unavoidable. I'm just not a cunt about it.

Also I comprehend the thread completely, as evidenced by me agreed with half your points.

>a bike meant for lazy mid life crisis men
>I remember when I was 13
Kek

You pussies will say anything to avoid getting dirt in your tread.

That would be a good analogy, EXCEPT for the fact that bicycles move. No cyclist have been on one road long enough on a regular ride to back up traffic that much. Either theres a interruption in the lane like a red light, the car turns off, or the bike turns off. In any case, you're the downs faggot that would prefer no bikes be allowed just because you don't have patience

And you old shits will do anything to mask the sport your doing isnt actually exercise.

Riding down hills is when youre a child, endurance training is when you grow up

>calling other people children
>doesnt know you have to go up a hill to ride down a hill
That spandex is squeezing your nuts so hard it's restricting blood flow to the brain

I'm a cyclist.
I am an advocate for better cycling infrastructure and education.
I fucking hate cyclists who feel entitled to having it both ways. I act like a car when I'm supposed to or like a bicycle where there is dedicated cycling infrastructure. If I choose to take my bike on the sidewalk, I get off the bike and walk it.
It's not that complicated, and it really bothers me that cyclists will complain about being treated poorly or not paid attention to when they don't follow the proper rules themselves.

Nah I mean the other hand signals APART from turn signals, fucking harzards and pointing at shit, fuck knows what they mean, I dont know what theyre doing but they look like idiots.

good for you being self employed and not having to put up with corporate gayness, but I put up with it because the money is great and the work life balance is unbeatable, there are pros and cons to both but I wouldnt be doing this unless it was easy

>captcha - bicylcles lol.

I edge right by you faggots with my mirrors. subs blasting to spook you entitled cunts. What's the matter? I'm not touching you.

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I have never seen these other signals to which you're referring, but they would piss me the fuck off too.

I'm glad that we can yell at each other while agreeing at the same time, pretty much why I still waste time here.

Have a good one.

Cheer man u too, I stick around for the banter

>first thread is about Miatas
maybe your kind belong over there bro