Do Alphas eat ass? What is it like for her? And, would you do it again?

Do Alphas eat ass? What is it like for her? And, would you do it again?
>betacucks will say eating ass is gross

Keeping it fitness related, do you work out calves? What are good exercises?

calf raises you stupid fuck

Running and calve raises

>do alphas eat ass
only if they want too
>what is it like for her?
depends on how good you are and how receptive she is
>would you do it again?
for days
>do you work out calves?
no I'm exfat I don't need to

I would

alphas don't ask what alphas do
you're a failure and always will be, op

I like eating man ass, does that count?

What does that even mean? Licking her asshole? Seems kinda shitty.

better than pussy imho tbqh senpai

What are you, gay?

Yes

desu the best calf exercise for me was swimming crawl with emphasis on kicking. Also its good for your back and abs

fag

he already confirmed that
answer the goddamn question

Eating ass is pretty fun, especially if the girl has a big ol butt.

Calves have a low tendency to grow under low rep work. Cycling is the best by far, calf raises aren't that great unless they're seated for dat higher gastrocnemius activation.

I'm going to an asian escort this weekend and planning on spontaneously eating her ass. Will I get kicked in the face?

Just ask her dude. She's a hooker, if you ask nicely the worst she will likely do is say no.

never kiss an escort never do oral with an escort rookies

Kinda wanted to do it without telling her
Pushing the boundaries so to speak
Too late m8
Ive already gone down on this particular escort a few times

>tfw i loved it when my ex ate my ass
Fuck it was so good, and i'd do it to her afterwards or before

I had a once in a lifetime chance to eat the ass of an amazing azn qt and I wimped out.

I though I might get some anus-to-mouse fecal disease.

I regret it to this day.

I saw guys discussung eating ass yesterday so I decided to try it with my gf when I get home. She is kinda autistic abou hygene, she showers twice a day and washes her asshole every time she poops, also she has a nice big squatbutt (thanks Rippetoe). When she got out of the shower I decided to go for it, initiated foreplay and told her to get on all four. Started eating her pussy, worked my way up to her anus an did some rimming. To tell you the truth, even with all the washing it still smelled a little like shit. I tried slipping my tongue in, but could not get it depper than half an inch. I didn't get what all the fuss is about, its not gross as one might think, stuffing my face between her buns was fun, but not really. As for her, she said its enjoyable , but she'd preffer me licking her clit like usual. So is it just not my fetish or did I do something wrong?

I always eat ass, doesn't really taste like anything but I like having my face near a girls asshole.
To the tard wanting to eat the escort's ass, don't do it tard, what's wrong with you?

Yes. Only if she has a great ass and just took a shower. Some women taste really sweet there. Good way to get your loosened up so you can fuck her ass too. Make her cum hard while she rubs her clit.

i'm not a farmer tho

Not an alpha but she was wierded out. She burried her head in a pillow and started laughing.
I'm not sure if it was a good thing but I felt kind of silly.

It kinda tickles m8

no, I grew up upper middle class and eating ass seems out of my social class

I'll tikkkle ur anus u cheeky cunt

>anus to mouse
what

My mouse bro.

He's the Puck to my Gatsu.

wtf

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Agreed, you need to bring yourself up a bit. It's only us truly high class men who do it, pleasuring our women until they beg us to use them however we want.

Lemmiwinks was a gerble m8

eating ass is gross

spotted the virgin

>To tell you the truth, even with all the washing it still smelled a little like shit.
I fuckin kekked and I don't know why

>actually thinks girls enjoy it, and it's not humiliating to them as well

your gross fetish is your gross fetish bro

Eating the ass of an 8/10 or above is one of lifes greatest joys

I had my 8/10 oneitis in my bed last year. She was pretending to be asleep and i slowly brought her panties down and rimmed her ass for about 20 mins while she just quietly laid there. Then i jerked off and busted a huge nut on her buttcheeks and MIRACULOUSLY she wakes up right after i nut!

10/10

>fuck this dude I knew for a while is trying to eat my ass
>I gues ill just lay here in agony because It's just too awkward to make him stop

>Do Alphas eat ass?

If they like to do it. Yes.
Not because the girl wants him to do it.

>tfw my job requires walking 10 miles a day.

Calves are fucking hench without gym work.
Downside being since I started the job I've lost a couple of inches off my quads despite trying my best not to.

Nah she has a bf so thats how she rationalized it in her head

>i was asleep

Only dicklets have to eat ass/pussy because they can't satisfy them the normal way.

I have a huge dick, I just cum too fast
>tfw

dude, you raped a girl

What the fuck is wrong with you people

Is it different from eating girl ass? Do you get your ass eaten out? Is it safe to shave my asshole with a razor?

You are an idiot. Clearly the user's oneitis has one of those fetishes of a guy creeping in while shes asleep.

inb4 you're a virgin

It hot and manly and tastes good, don't worry about hair I love rimming hairy men, but if you must razors might be a bad choice, waxing or whatever is what effiminate bottoms usually do

There's nothing wrong with them, they're the average NEET male user in their 20s playing out their fantasies on Veeky Forums.

lmao i fucked her while she was awake the next morning bud

And several times before this incident.

What im tryin to get accross here is that girls love it, but wanna pretend they dont. Hence why she was 'asleep'

>have a boyfriend
>dude ive been friends with forever tres to pull down panties
>im in his house and im scares for my life
>all of the sudden I feel a tongue on my butthole
>HOLY SHIT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
>power through it since I Im scared for my life
>he thinks im somehow asleep while a tongue is on my butthole
>then he stops and I hear him jacking off
>oh god he is gonna cum on me
>cums on my ass
>decide to take my chance and get up and leave
>somehow thinks I didn't find it creepy to "wake up" with cum on my ass

>oneiitis
sure thing bud

>To tell you the truth, even with all the washing it still smelled a little like shit.

This is fucking bullshit

Your gf is just disgusting.

A clean ass doesn't smell of anything

It just tastes like skin

It doesn't taste/smell like anything

Tellyour gf to clean herself up better you fucking disgusting people

If she didnt like it she wouldve simply said 'stop' or at least an 'i have a boyfriend'

I know you r9k fags cant imagine a girl actually wanting to have sex with you but stop projecting that friendzoned shit onto me

>oneiitis with a boyfriend
>making a fantasy where you eat her ass
>say we're from r9k

Alphas do what they want.

lmao fuck youre jelly

>it cant be real
>it just cant be

But u guys are right. I shouldve first gotten verbal consent. Next time ill start with

>"Might I rim thine ass, m'lady. Only with your permission, of course. T'would be a delightful act on both my part and yours"

>he doesnt realize the problem with his story is that she was sleeping
>he goes on and defends his fantasy heroically

You forgot to say no homo.

>he cant read

She was pretending to be asleep. Dont fuckin ask me why i dunno i dont give a shit. All i know is i got 20 mins of uninterrupted alone time with that bubble butt and it was onea the best nuts ive ever busted

Stay mad (youre mad because she had a bf and this upsets you thinking that you might be on the receiving end of a cheating gf some day)

Ayy lmao

>still defending fantasy

what the fuck.

Sorry your gf cheated bro, im sure she didnt even enjoy it (lol)

Alphas do what they want. If you think eating ass is gross but do it because you think alphas should, you're a beta cock.
If you think it's gross but do it for any girl who asks for it, you're a beta cock.
If you think it's gross but do it for some girl you wanna wife up because you actually like doing something to make her happy, that's not beta or alpha, just a good thing to do.
If you like eating ass and you do it even if the girl resists at first, that's alpha.

She scrubs her ass every time she poops and she was straight from the shower, are you fucking blind? As soon as I started stimulating her arse I started feeling a faint smell.

as a gay dude who's had his ass eaten more than a few times i'll be the first to say it's pretty bomb. it feels as good if not better than a blowjob but a different experience completely. i've never been one to make a lot of noise during sex but getting eaten out feels so good i kind of lose it.

i like eating ass too because everyone has the same reaction and it's hot to get someone going like that.

i encourage all of you to do it but also experience it sometime. don't get in there unless its clean and smells nice, though.

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I'd eat that ass all day all night

Nice meme. Sure showed me

I love ass, Ill anal her but i will never ever eat ass. That is disgusting and only Betas eat ass.

how long does it take you to clean your ass?

alphas do w/e the fuck they want regardless of anyone elses opinion

a thorough shower with body wash is enough for day-to-day anything but if i'm fixing to get eaten/fucked i'll use an anal douche. 2-3 rounds with that usually leaves it squeaky clean and that takes maybe 2-5 minutes max. sometimes i gotta excuse myself to the restroom to do it under the heat of the moment but nothing beats being completely clean when you're having anal sex. this is sort of like the thing i use, the outside of your ass could be clean but you definitely gotta get the inside clean too.

I fill it with water, obviously. and i keep going until nothing but water comes out. like i said, usually the 2nd round is nothing but water but sometimes i do 3 just to be extra safe.

Top class answers. A+

I ate a girl's butt once. Now I just send her money

>Now I just send her money
Stopped reading there.

finish reading it

Impossible

Ive eaten three womens assholes

No smell no nothing

Youre full of shit and so is your gf apparently

It should not smell or taste like anything unless she's dirty

Only do it to my gf if I have showered with her.. I will make sure it's clean..

Do stair climbs with 1" shoe lifts on, it works your calves like fuk.

High class white men are all cucks.

Fuck off nigger

No because im not a fucking ape

I eat my girlfriends ass quite often, and I eat her vagina almost every time we have sex. Most girls will not cum from penetration so I get her off with my tongue and fingers 2-3 times and then lay the pipe.

Eating ass doesn't smell like shit unless she literally just took a shit. My girl uses feminine wipes for both her vag and ass before we have sex.

This but only if you top afterwards.

Do you want literal shit in your mouth? Then yeah go ahead

>girl so uninterested she's pretending to be asleep
>proceed to like her asshole and jerk off on her anyway

You're autistic as fuck bro. Also very rapey.

Grats bro you're a rapist.

Don't know if I'm alpha but I do love eating ass. Usually there's no musk and my girl shaves back there, its just really fucking sexy. But I love all kinds of varied foreplay because of my delayed gratification fetish.

I do twenty calf raises with my feet in a pigeon toed position, twenty with them parallel to each other, and twenty with my toes pointing out and touching at the heels.

Bro, it's over. You're either making it up or you're a rapist.

Girls don't "pretend" to be asleep when you're doing something hot with them.

If she was actually sleeping, grats, you're a rapist.

Eating ass = licking asshole?

So the world is run by cucks?

Doesnt sound right

>2016
>eating shit
sounds about right.

Do some farmer walks, then.

Also - there is nothing more masculine than making a girl feel as though NO part of her body is off limits to you.