There are girls reading my posts RIGHT NOW

>There are girls reading my posts RIGHT NOW
>I still have no cute Veeky Forums gf

Please... just one... please

If you ever wonder why you are alone on a Friday night playing with your left hand look back at this post.

>wanting a gf who knows all your shitposts

That's every night

That sounds good

>tfw gf makes you use a tripcode

And chastity cage

How much do I need to front squat for a fit gf?

>the girl you like has a boyfriend
>you don't want to be that guy
I don't even give a fuck that he's a passive aggressive cunt that I clearly make insecure. I don't give a fuck if he can't lift as much or is clearly not as aesthetic. Basically, I don't give a fuck if I could actually convince her to break up with him, I'd still think it's a dick move.

But I can stare longingly, sometimes fantasize and if she happens to smile back it was always her choice.

>There are girls reading my posts RIGHT NOW
this triggers me so much. Veeky Forums is the only place where normies are not welcome but they still come here.
FUCK YOU NORMIES FUCK YOU GRILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>find out girl i like has kid
>she still hasn't mentioned it
>don't wanna be the "my wifes son" guy

I wish this board had flags so we could see that OP is from cuckmenistan

I like them

Veeky Forums girls are cute

You make a strong case OP
Too bad you're a faggot

Not sure what cuckmenistan is but I'm from Canada

Why doesn't the government issue gfs?

Even a base model would be fine.

the government cannot provide gfs as high of a quality as the freemarket can

t.someone who has never met an autistic girl in real life

So why are u still talking to her

y'all niggas gay

No I haven't, but id love to

sorry taco muncher here also would like Veeky Forums grill

But they do. Go to your local welfare office and hold up a sign that reads "employed man seeking woman for marriage". I guarantee you will get hauled off and raped by some 300lb welfare crack whore within 30 minutes (it takes her that long to drive her rascal over to you 10 feet away

Not him but I want a petite qt gf

>tfw feelings for fuckbuddy

>tfw virgin and think OP retarded

>tfw no fuckbuddy

>girlpussy or boipussy
kek

>not pucci