Is Eating Pussy Alpha or Beta?

a friend of mine said that I was a beta for eating pussy. What's Veeky Forums's opinion on this?

> is X alpha?

>guys please tell me how to think for myself

kys

you are beta, not because you eat pussy though.

>speaking in acronyms

you're beta as fuck

It's beta....no doubt about it. It is a win for the girl and lose for you. You get nothing out of it.

Eating pussy is definitely not gay lol.
but yeah sucking dick and letting it cum inside your mouth is much better since semen has good proteins

you're not beta for eating pussy
you're beta for asking

Youre beta for letting your friend doubt your pussy eating alphaness. Wtf is beta about eating pussy?

Fuck however you want caring what your friend thinks about how you fuck a woman is both beta and pathetic stop acting like a 14 yr old

Classic Veeky Forums

>eating pussy

you shoulda said
>it makes girls fall in love with me, ill suck your dick right now and prove to you how good i am

always eat pussy

First step of being alpha is to stop giving a fuck about what is beta and what not you beta faggot

You know what I'll save you the trouble. It's beta bro. Don't do it. Be a true alpha and eat oats instead

kys

hahahaha

Lol w/e he's just jelly he's not getting puss to eat

Spoken like a true beta

I bet you don't even punch everyone who looks at you

Beta

>implying op is getting any

if you have to ask it means youre beta

>being able to punch everyone you see
>people don't just run away at the sight of how alpha you are

Stay beta faggot

Except you get to eat pussy, which is the tastiest snack there is. Women will run around in a man that doesn't satisfy them you know.

You know who doesn't eat pussy? Faggots. You're not a faggot are you, user?

if you have to ask if something is alpha; stop yourself, you know the answer.

A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.

Do not look for approval except for the consciousness of doing your best.

>argueing about being alpha on Veeky Forums

confirmed beta

/thread

>Gf is chinese.
>She can't even imagine oral sex without turning 50 shades of red.
>I am now addicted to make her cum, sucking and licking her clit while i finger blast her G spot.
>It's the shit because she wriggles and fumbles around the bed just like one of those japanese porn actresses saying "no, no" and then "i like it, i like it".

Shit is cash.

> chinese

Haha

...

>chinese

disgusting

Its only beta if you dont fuck her afterwards.

This

> asian
>ever

kys

Eating pussy is the shit bud, just need to find a girl with an innie

Current gf has one and her pussy has no taste or smell. I could live down there tbqh lad

>wanting a girl to suck your dick
>not reciprocating by eating her pussy

Its alpha as fuck to get her off, be it with your dick, mouth or fingers. I made a former girlfriend cum with my foot under a picnic table at her aunts birthday party. Get it done, son.

Just don't eat out a goddamn hooker.

Neither eating her pussy nor not eating her pussy is beta
you worrying about what your friend thinks, is beta

Enjoy your ungrateful white sluts.

race traitor enjoy your disgusting little elliot rodgers

Depends on the girl imo. If you love her? No. If she is hot? No. If she is an ugly whore? Why would you even care about getting her off?

I only give oral in committed relationships, and only in 69 so I'm never left hanging. I always finish first too, removing any beta qualities to me giving my gf oral.

Why the hate, pussy is tight, sex is great and entertaining, food is good, she is smart enough to get a scholarship and studies for high paying job, doesn't have a shit personality, likes sci-fi, good music and was a virgin before she met me.

you are a beta for asking it on Veeky Forums

Eating pussy is Alpha.
Questioning things you/men from the start of history like doing is Beta.
Pleasuring a woman is alpha as fuq cunt. Shows dominance

>I made a former girlfriend cum with my foot under a picnic table

This is one of the hottest images I have ever seen in my life. Here's the full version.

There are arguments for both sides. Honestly I think it's a little beta to worry about her pleasure. At the same time, it's true that powerful orgasms make women want to stick around. I stopped going down on my girlfriend. Might next time and pay attention to how she treats me the next few days.

Been with her for almost 4 years.

this is a bait post - do not reply
either that, or the poster is a fucking faggot

>caring what women think
>ever
kill yourself

>I made a former girlfriend cum with my foot under a picnic table
Lmao
I disagree with everything you said but one time I put my big toe in my ex girls pussy... so uh, yeah... it is what it is

>Just don't eat out a goddamn hooker.
Fucking this. That's really the only guideline you need.

is there a set? the monkey toes are kinda creepin on me tho

>Fucking non whites

Pathetic

it's literally gay

Kys

Some real talk for you boi.

Eatin' da puss is beta unless you dominate that vag.

You listen to her wants? Bitch don't know what she wants you beta fuck.

Only alpha way to munch her innie is as follows
>1. rip off them draws
>2. throw her knees over your sholders
>Bonus points if beefy traps; bitches love shrugs
>Note, if you a little boi, rest her shoulders on the bed/couch/ground/hood. Hother wise, she needs to be off the floor
>3. Grab them tibbies.
>4. Make her stroke the shaft
>5. Stick out tongue.
>6. Shake head violently like your having a seizure.

She'll be scared, turned on, cumming like mad, and totally devoted to your dick.

OP heres the answer.
Delete the thread and go kiss your friend you fucking faggot.

>never went down on a girl
>but the idea of it sounds hot enough that I can get off to the thought

What's it like Veeky Forums

Dude I'll collapse your egotistical nigger skull, shut the fuck up.

Why ?

I for one commend your Asian conquest, user.

Salty and smells weird

In rome/ancient Greece it was the most humiliating thing you could do as a man.

It was something like anal penetration was humiliating but not as humiliating as sucking cock,and sucking cock was not as humiliating as eating pussy.

Now I have another question,how do yoy react when someone makes fun of your country/nationality with jokes/stereotipical shit(like Americans and hamburgers)

Like when you are with friends and shit and this not so friend of yours do that shit to you because he thinks its funny.

Shit is bugging me out.

YOUR A RACE TORAITOR KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

Why are you arguing with literal retards?

Yeah, but the ancient Greeks enjoyed sodomizing little boys

Why should we care about them?

Only the fucked up ones

>Rome is ancient Greece

get conquered

kys, you're a beta for asking, not doing one or the other.

>being beta enough to care
>being stupid enough to ask a hive of betas and gays about what is alpha

If you're white you should kill her then self you filthy settler

This is now a Roman only thread

stay out cucks

I didnt remember wich one considered tht shit

>lifting for aesthetics, perma bulk, and conquering shit
>harem of wench tier (thx English) women
>come across some bearded fucks trying to ask questions about life
>fuck their shit up
>name that shit after ourselves and force them to stop being fuckbois
>let them keep their shit together, kind of like them
>expand their architecture and intellectual progress
>become mostly prosperous under roman rule

feels good man

because there's a 99% chance she's ugly as sin

>I for one
you have to go back

OP, it's not beta if you want to do it, but it sounds like you're a beta faggot anyways. Good luck on your manquest to "become alpha"

Kys yeller fever nigger

Wasn't there a study that said that there is a certain enzymes in vaginal discharge that can nullify cancer?

>A minuscule amount of "brotein"
>An substance that can help prevent cancer.

Choose one and only one.

beta, you are literally sticking your tongue in her nether regions. Your penis goes in there

This pretty much sums up the entire argument in such a simplistic statistic.

is her clit on the right or left side of her sideways pussy?

Your friend probably sucks at eating pussy and/or ate out a girl with herpes and refuses to do it again, but doesn't want to admit either of those things.

There is no such thing as alpha or beta, and eating pussy is amazing.

ye this is why Veeky Forums is shit.

also sage

yeah but one way I get to suck dick
>no homo

It bolsters your oral and gastrointestinal microbiome with a plethora of bacteria. Having a healthy microbiome is associated (through immune system interactions, interleukins and whatnot) with testicular health and seminal function. Ergo, making out with a vagina literally raises testosterone. What's more alpha than that!?

. Shake head violently like your having a seizure.

This. Its one thing to ask to be informed on what something is and then making a decision yourself, but if you are straight up asking to take orders from someone else or be told what to think, you are by definition not alpha.

>low fat
>blood
>no carbs
>good exercise for the tongue and face muscles
Just make sure she returns the favor, some women are selfish.

>2016
>eating pussy
ur literally drinking estrogen, enjoy your man tits and ur no gains aahahhahha

ITT: Virgins and basement dwellers

Your friend is a fag.
You're not beta for eating pussy. You're beta for needing to ask.

Drink your own cum and eat pussy
I picked both faggot