Let's talk about those little pleasures in life, while keeping it at least somewhat Veeky Forums related. Or not

>tfw been up since 8 am and all I've ate is 3 eggs today
>tfw it's 7:30pm and I'm hungry as fuck

>finally ejaculating handsfree at the depth of the last rep of the last set of squats after hours of edging with the squat plug pre-workout

Holy fuck I'd be dead man I can't go 2 hours without eating a meal

Coming home after a hard work out and fucking my sissy pussy and thinking about all the big guys in the gym and how I'd blow all of them if I could.

The moment the ice cold water hits your skin in the shower after a fast long run in summer.

>sleeping in the first day off of the week and finally feeling refreshed

This holy fuck
I hate my job

breh u gotta source for that doujin?

>tfw post workout shot of olive oil for that quick 400

>staring in silence with my SO as we down our breakfast smoothie together

Only if you spot my squats.

>tfw the roaches are back

>tfw pw snu-snu with the gf after deadlift day

Deadman Wonderland

>tfw coming home and having your dog at the door tail wagging and excited as fuck to see you

Probably what im doing right now - laying in bed, browsing/fit/, with my sore as shit legs and feet finally getting some rest

>tfw multiple prostate orgasms

prostate orgasms are like heroin , I know it will be amazing but i'm never fucking doing it

why not my man?

because you get addicted and start blowing some dicks in some alley for ass fucking

>get called in to sub a 2 hour round trip from my place
>tired
>sore
>need to do uni shit
>going to do deadlifts then have a beer and fuck my gf

i can assure you it won't magically change your sexual orientation, you'll just have a better understanding of body, and be less thirsty for pussy.