It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"
Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?
It's easier on my stomach than wine and liquor, plus I'm able to pace myself better. Stop being a teenager.
Connor Richardson
I've maintained my whole life that beer sucks, hard liquor is what REAL men drink
Luke Gonzalez
t. sugar-addicted manchild who destroyed his palette by drinking mountain dew daily
Grayson Cook
>caring this much about what people like HA
Dylan Smith
Your shitpost belongs on Veeky Forums dumbass
Jordan Sanchez
I like beer
Bentley Scott
Since this is the history board, I would like to remind people that beer was only drank out of necessity. You couldn't trust the well water but you could trust beer.
Now that modern sanitation exists there's literally no point in beer
Jacob Lee
>not being an alcoholic and respecting the benefits that beer offers over other choices of consumption
Aaron Kelly
I feel that's bullshit, beer is not a substitute for water since it doesn't hydrate you.
Landon Cook
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Brayden Thomas
In small amounts it hydrates you. Ever ran a marathon? They have beer waiting for you at the finish line because of this.
Joseph Baker
Beer back then had a lower ABV
What do you think sailors drank? Where do you think the drunk as a sailor meme came from
Nolan Rodriguez
Your pallet typically changes as you grow older and bitter foods become less bothersome.
Joshua Ramirez
I prefer some brands/kinds of beers over others but if I'm gonna get wasted nothing better than red wine because I hate white wine. Why are you such a faggot OP? Hurr Durr don't drink beer that's playing the game of the patriarchy.
Michael Long
this
Nathaniel Torres
Common beer is probably my least favorite alcoholic beverage. Makes me burp and feel bloated.
I usually prefer the darker shades, if I have a choice of beer.
Jordan Garcia
>tfw you've drunk so many cocktails and hard liquor that beer is basically a soft drink to you Maybe I shouldn't have tried to compensate in college so hard for being basically prohibited from drinking before I was 18 years old. It's not pretty to get stuck puking water for half an hour in a bathroom.
Hudson Perez
It essentially is the soft drink of alcoholic beverages
Julian Torres
idk I think it's more that we learn to like what tastes bad I mean, when I can get down to it I can acknowledge that, say, rum tastes "bad", strictly speaking, but it does not stop me from having a flavour preference and a sense of enjoyment from something the same as from something that I would more readily call "good". It still tastes "bad", to me, but I do not treat it as such, I enjoy drinking the rum I like, and not just simply because it gets me drunk. It's hard to articulate, in any case I've done a very poor job of doing so.
Christian Jackson
Warka is legitimately delicious.
Samuel Thompson
who /straightedgebutacceptingofothers'lifestylechoices/ here?
Sebastian Ross
I was, then I said fuck it
Aaron Hernandez
id rather smoke a joint anyway
Hunter Gomez
where do people even smoke weed? id be scared id get caught bc of the smell or smoke
Thomas Jones
When you're younger you have tastebuds that are more sensitive to bitter flavors. As you get older these tastebuds die off and you can taste the subtleties in things like dark chocolate, mustard greens, coffee, and beer. So basically underageb&
Levi Morales
Not him but I live in a legal state in the United States. Even in states where it isn’t legal it’s not that hard. Weed smoke isn’t like tobacco, you can smoke weed in the garage or a bedroom and you’ll be fine if you leave a window open. It won’t ruin a house like cigarettes will. I just wear cologne for the smell. It doesn’t really bother me because I wear cologne anyways.
Jordan Rodriguez
The only beer I like is Guinness Extra Stout, it tastes like black coffee. imo Ciders are better than beers.
Justin Morales
You have to move out of your parents house first
Lincoln Watson
Pic related has always been superior to every form of alcohol.
Jaxson Ross
>Veeky Forums vs a two year old Veeky Forums copypasta
Jack Ramirez
>night out on the town >female company
Owen Stewart
No, that's cider.
Christian Bennett
Stop binging on sweet sugar loaded drinks and you might start enjoying bitter flavoured things. That, and stop drinking piss and get some nice beer.
Jack Rogers
he took brandy with his tea
Noah Morales
>tfw superior german-irish ancestry allowed me to love stouts and hefeweizens on first sip at age 12
Samuel Phillips
Here is Bavaria: beer is just a food item, nothing more. Even women drink it here as well. And in former times it was the only steril kind of drink, because it´s brewed, therefore it was given to children also ... with no ADHD-disorders at that time btw ;-)
You don't like beer? Okay, your loss. You want to imply that no one actually likes beer but instead only drinks it because of beer pressure? I'll call you a faggot. How do you even think peer pressure would be formed if nobody liked it? Because for peer pressure to come into being, a critical mass of people need to adopt an attitude toward something freely (there is no peer pressure to coerce them). Now how do you think that would be possible if no one liked it?
Easton Cruz
less need to pee with liquor. Amateurs...
Colton Reed
t. soyboy t.amerimutt
Jace Sullivan
>Drinking because that's manly, not because ale is a top drink get a life
Ayden Garcia
NEOLITHIC SLAVE JUICE
Ayden Stewart
Light beers a shit Stouts a goat Disprove this thesis
Luke Collins
OP drinks Bud light or some shit, no wonder he doesn't like beer
Chase Ward
Are you serious? I smoke at home. If I feel like it then I'll do a little walk.
Do you honestly think people will call the police if they see someone with a funny cigarette looking by? Lmao
Ryder Walker
>"Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. >"I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. you're trying far too hard.
Tyler Flores
Drink "helles weizen" or other bavarian beers and the fruity flavors will send you directly into heaven!
Xavier Brown
This is nonsense dreamed up by teetotal Victoria scholars to explain why their ancestors drank beer. Obviously they didn't drink because they enjoyed it! That would be a sin. No, no. Clearly they drank because the water was dirty. Just like everything else in the middle ages.
Please disregard that medieval towns and cities went to extraordinary lengths to maintain clean water supplies.
Not many people drink beer because it tastes good. It's more of a social ting sort of like how you have children because it's considered normal, not necessarily because you want to have children.
