Beta fuckups

So Veeky Forums tell me the worst you've fucked up with bitches when you were still a dyel-beta-faggot.

no, let's not go there. I could write a fucking book

>girl asks to come over to my house to play some video game shes has
>she comes over
>we play the video game for like an hour, sat on my bed
>she says shes bored of the game
>I ask what she wants to do
>shes all touchy and pushing me on the shoulder telling me to think of something
>i suggest going out for a walk.

In fairness, she had a bf at the time and I assumed everyone was pure and faithful..
And if it makes you feel better, a few months later I took her home after drinking and we fucked.

But fuck me thinking back on how oblivious I was to basic flirting and shit, god..

My whole 21 years and counting

>barely 18
>mah godtier drunkgame
>make out with bombshell 3-4 times at random partys, almost bangin everytim
>somehow m-muh feels for drunk af user
>user too much of a sckknt for that shit
>actually just insecure beta-cuck because sobergame is shittier
>just text like a 12year-old, no meet whatsoever
>do so for about half a year, her giving a million hints, but user too insecure to realize she still on
>literally this: "user, why is it so complicated to start something with boys" - "dunno. what boys u talking about? you already had something going with them" - "yeah" - "..." not getting that
>being this pathetic
>almost a year after first met, she gets tired of user the mega-cuck
>now m-muh feels
>stop contact, go out, get other bitches
>one night raving like a mofo, fucked up on e
>send most cringey loveconfession ever seen bc of it
>she out
...
>year forward
>over her, get gf
>same time buddy starts fucking her
>alpha now, no fucks given
...
>2 years forward
>still have gf, but long-distance
>think about that chick 24/7
>get chills just looking at her facebook
>mfw I will never get to shove my dick up her

Wtf have I done? Am I cursed now for fucking up so bad?

this

do it fags. embrace the cringe

>where

>you can come study at my house
>"meh I dont need to study this class is ez af"
>...FUCK

>netflix and chill
>hugs me and cuddle a lot
>never took the move to even kiss
>im such a pussy

>get in bed with girl
>just go to sleep
>I was really tired, but stupid to fall asleep

>girl pushes off my dick while sitting on couch to get up from couch
>ow that fucking hurt
>just play it off like she acidentally missed my knee
>actually just wanted to touch my dick....fuck
pls kill me

I would fuck all those girls if I ever see them again

>send most cringey loveconfession ever seen bc of it

what did it look like?

and she just ignore it?

no you wouldn't

>freshman year of high school
>fat weirdo WoW addict
>somehow sitting at the cool kids table because one of the girls there knew me from middle school and didn't know anyone else so I tagged along with her
>crazy crush on said girl
>middle of lunchtime, I can feel the autism rising
>decide it was time to initiate flirting
>blurt out in middle of their conversation "hey anonette, I bet I can guess your bra size!"
>silence befalls the table
>everyone staring at me
>even people not sitting at the table
>a mixture of disgust, wonder and amusement on their faces
>"user that's a really personal question and I'm not going to answer it right now"
>stare at food tray the rest of lunch, later go home and cry

>be freshman in college
>in line to get a chicken sandwhich, grill directly behind me
>we both order and are waiting
>grab napkins off counter with order ticket in my hand
>she goes to pick up a drink she ordered with hers in hand as well
>our hands collide
>get startled
>drop my ticket and napkins and knock the ticket out of her hand
>stammer and pick shit up off the floor, feel myself blushing and hand her ticket back
>she giggles and I walk away
>fat gay black cashier calls for a bunch of order #'s
>go to get my sandwhich
>"mmmm this ain't your sandwhich boi"
>I accidentally grabbed her fucking ticket by accident
>look over in her direction
>she's sitting there at a table smiling, giggling, and waving my ticket around
>the autism kicks into maximum overdrive and everyone is looking at me
>realize I have another meal-swipe left to use for dinner
>just walk away and order pizza somewhere else
5 years later still a kv

...

I never "fucked up" as in embarrassed myself badly but I did fuck up in the sense that I missed out on plenty of opportunities with girls I could have had sex with if I just made a move.

yet here I am now, with a beautiful gf.

I get that it's fun to talk about all the awkward stuff we've done, but just remember that embarrassing yourself isn't that big of a deal and you should embrace it instead of worrying about it. Be like Andy from Parks & Rec. No shame

>be me last semester
>dorm is having karaoke night
>afterwards meet 7/10 neighbour in hallway
>"wow user good singing"
> "th-thanks, you too"
>go to kitchen for snack
>neighbor is there with friends
> "so user have plans tonight"
> start talking about report I have to write
>conversation dies out, they stand there staring at me
>desperately try to come up with way to keep it going
>THERE.ARE.NO.WORDS.
>"well, okay user, have a good night"
>few weeks later hear her getting fucked when she left her window open
The ride, the ride never ends

>be turbo manlet with gay teased hair and skinny jeans faggotry
>have a fair bit of luck fucking literally insane emo band sluts
>friends with a blonde stacie somehow. She is beautiful.
>basically in love with this girl, my oneitis. but I assume I have no chance
>stay at her house and sleep in her bed many times
>never make a move
>oblivious.gif
>go to party with her
>one of her best friends kinda has the same look as the emo girls I have a lot of luck with
>fucking this chick in the bushes In the backyard
>walking around later I ask where stacie is
>other girl tells me to stfu and that I'm a cunt
>she's crying somewhere in the house
>apparently she had always loved me
>girls kick me out and yell at friend I fucked
>go home
>she never speaks to me again
>biggest regret of my life
beta or alpha?

WHY....WHY REEEEEEEE

FPBP
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>be me
>highschool
>hot girl has a crush on me
>another girl hooks me up with her
>sperg out at the introduction
>somehow still in it
>end up in a room with her
>along with the one who hooked it up and someone else
>they pretend to leave
>shes super shy and says if we should kiss
>whiteknight for her and say we can do it another time
>still a kissless virgin to this day

This happened just this week, I am still a virgin. You can believe me or not but I am drunk and want to spew this out:

>solid 8/10 girl with huge ass at the gym is eyefucking me
>We chat for abbit, she is always laughing
>added her on fb, set up a date
>the date went kind of meh, I got to aggressive and she rejected any physical escalation
>thought I got friendzoned (it was my first date ever

>she continues seeing me, we go out late at night to a place with a good view over the city talking about bullshit
>one day she takes me home to watch a movie
>crash at her place on the same bed together, still was unsure if she wanted me or not (the fuck is wrong with me?)

>we make plans on going to her place for the second time
>I was at work all evening and was totally stressed out, but we were both excited seeing each other
>finally the day arrives, we get tipsy and chat about bullshit
>go to her bed to listen to some music
>perfect window to kiss her
>I fucking didn't go for the kiss

>we sleep in bed together, but after that window passed it went completely platonic, I tried reaching for her but she rolled to the other side

>This monday I text her to make plans because I made a commitment to just go for the fucking kiss
>she goes all cold on me
>she wants to "talk to me"
>drive to her place after work on a rainy night
>she gets in my car and tells me she is not interested in a relationship, I tell her I wasn't either, she basically says that it was all over
>she wanted me to spill my guts to her, but I didn't give her anything. She asks me if I have anything to say. I reply: "No, are you done?"
>she leaves the car, I go home and delete her from fb etc

Well at least I got a date I guess

Well not as bad as some of your experiences but still.

When my ex dumped me I cried in front of her like a fucking baby. Then I recorded Facebook audio messages begging her for a second chance. Oh god. They were cringe tier.

She was my first girlfriend too.
I'm still a fatass, but this is what inspired me to go Veeky Forums. A few months into Tinder, and I've already fucked multiple girls that I keep around.

I was a virgin a year ago and didn't have the confidence to ask someone out, my ex was also quite beta so all of it was new and awkward to me.

I'm not lifting for my ex by the way, but the whole experience made me realise what a sheltered, out of shape, spineless weak manbaby I am. I am for self improvement, both mentally and physically.

112kg and 1.93m Veeky Forums, if I work hard how long will it take for me to make it?

She wanted to be friends with benefits

Beta because you were oblivious
Alpha because you friendzoned Stacy and fucked her friend in front of her

Definitely more on the alpha side

Exactly, but I fucked it up.

this was just two nights ago
>at party
>sitting in room watching a movie with a few other people while most people are outside
>im sitting right next to the heater and its freezing cold
>this girl comes up and just sits down on my lap
>she's like 27 (im 21), successful and hot
>she sits like that for a bit
>everyone else in the room slowly leaves
>its just us two
>she gets off and sits down next to me, close enough to touch hips
>i make some awkward conversation
>eventually ask if she wants to go outside
>go outside
>get caught up in conversation with some cunt about russian lit
>she leaves without saying goodbye
>go to bed and realise how badly i fucked up and dont sleep that night

tried to add her on fb last night but she still hasnt accepted

life honestly isnt worth it lads

how do you sleep at her place twice and not do anything

who cares
shes one cunt out of 4 billion cunts
quit getting oneitis over a girl you just met.

Bruh you will meet many women who will give you blue balls just for attention. She is just a regular whore so forget about her.

i just got out of a long term relationship and she was the first opportunity ive had since

During my last year of high school I made a papercraft with a haiku in it for a girl I had a crush on for like 6 years
She actually liked it
She wanted to go to prom with me
I dropped out of high school at the last minute instead

fucking stupid man I dream about her all the time
and now I'm living with a fat girl and I'm not sure I even like her as a person

It was barely an opportunity

fuck off

she'll add you on fb, I had that happen twice, they always do

what did you do then? i was thinking of inviting her to a party next week and then seeing what happens from there

>walking highschool hallway
>girl i know sees me and comes towards me for a hug
>walk full speed into her and put my arms the same places she has hers

Reported

18+ image bored you fucking child

What does this have to do with now

and? go be single for a bit, sounds like you need it bud.

u keep talking to her on fb and hangout with her and fuck her, why wait for some other party

FUCKOFF NOW

Happened a few days ago

>working out and decide to run on the treadmill for a while since I overate on breakfast
>all treadmills are taken by the time I'm done liftan
>Elliptical it is then
>after 15 mins most of the treadmills are free
>was about to take the one in front of me when I see a 8.5/10 petite qt approaching.
>there was like 3 free treadmills at the very beginning of the line right next to her
>walks all the way and takes the one right in front of me
>she starts at a slow cat walking pace and keeps playing with her hair looking back at me
>mfw i extend my cardio to 40+minutes just to look at her ass on those sheer leggins
>mfw i finally get off after feeling like a creep
>mfw she also stops right after I get off

Went home and cried and only then did I realize that i never even attempted to make eye contact with her.

At least you fags have girls that want to fuck you. Some of us are fucking ugly and don't even get the chance the disappoint girls

>17 y/o me
>at mates place with pool
>i box, had a fight recently, schredded af
>chick there mirin
>mirin hard
>decide to chad it up, put forward this shit needs a fucking bbq
>me and chick go to get meat
>shes telling me how shes only ever been with gay cunts
>get meat
>on way back, she says "user, im too nice, anytime a guy asks me to hang out or do anythint incant say no"
>"wanna hang out?"
>"we are" she says coyly
>hotlittleblondecocktease.jpeg
>cooking bbq
>shes standing tight up with me, im hard, theres no way she hasnt felt me poke her
>i go to leave later on
>"if you wait 30 mins you can walk me to thenbus stop"
>"nah i gotta go"


Well done you fucking retard

No matter what you already achieved as a male your always gonna feel sad you cant have more

>Fucking a slut
Like father like son I suppose. That's why you exist.

Fuark lads is this what it means to be a sentient being with ample testosterone

I got laid more often when I was a dyel-beta-faggot

>be kindergarten
>ask girl to marry
>she says no
>run to mom and cry
>be sixth grade
>ask girl to marry me over phone
>she says no and tells the whole fucking school about it
>the kicker
>they were both named Alex

Lmao

second one hurts

>18 yo
>Start studying in college town
>Big introduction week, thousands of qt's getting drunk etc
>End up in this huge house for the week with 20+ people, 4 of them first years like me
>2 dudes 2 girls
>One of the dudes is my best friend, the other is some beta
>One girl didn't really interact with us but the other one was a qt3.14
>8/10 Veeky Forums girl with a cute face and perfect tits

>Spend the first few days with our little first year group
>Girl drops hints on me all the time, touching my arm etc
>This continues, until she casually announces she has a bf
>Wtf
>Start hanging out with other girls
>Seems to make her jealous

Fast forward few days
>Girl is drunk
>Keeps texting me
>Tells me I should come pick her up (she somehow ended up 10km away)
>Didn't own a car so said fuck it, it was storming like crazy
>Play beer pong with the house bros
>After a while she arrives with the other girl, completely soaked
>"user! :D"
>Instantly sets her wet af butt on my lap
>Push her off
>Tell her to go take a shower and put on some dry clothes, wtf
>Pouts, disappears upstairs
>Then I get a text saying "there is a spider here and the other girls are gone :("
>Yeaaahh... right
>"Come kill it pls"
>Go upstairs
>There actually is a spider, kek
>Kill it and make my way to the door
>She stops me
>"A-user, please stay"
>Spaghetti.jpg
>"Why?"
>She blushes
>Looks down at her fingers
>Damn that's cute
>Make up my mind and decide I should just fuck her
>Before I can initiate something she speaks up
>"Because.... idk..."
>She looks around, reaches for something
>ITS A FUCKING SUDOKU BOOK
>"Solve this with me!"
>Threw me off so hard I didn't know what to do anymore
>We solve one, fail the next
>Get angry text from bro asking me where I am because we were supposed to go out
>Use it as an excuse to leave
>Later get a text from her saying I'm a cancer faggot

Probably dodged a bullet there, she turned out batshit crazy. Still feels pretty bad man
>mfw a 2 year dry spell followed

russian lit > girls

t bh.

fuck you user, fuck you for making my day with all the feels....

Faggot

Half of you guys are fuckin delusional.

>get caught up in conversation with some cunt about russian lit

My entire existence is a fuck up when it comes to women. I'll just list the two that comes up quickest off the top of my head

>Back in HS, my group met another group and we hung out for a bit. I talked to a girl in that specific group and we hit it off pretty well.
>She gave me a bunch of gifts and always came up to talk to me for whatever reason
>One day, she makes me a bracelet of some sort and gives it to me. Really elaborate and looks like puts quite a bit of effort into it
>I suddenly decide to be a complete fucking retard and goof around and try to put it on my head as a joke; I used a bit too much force and it break, just scattering the pieces everywhere
>You could see the exact moment her heart breaks and she realizes I'm a fucking retard
>I apologize profusely while picking up the broken pieces and she just says "It's ok It's ok"
>She stops approaching me after that and eventually stop talking at all

Another story
>Walking with a girl across campus
>She confessed to me before, but I rejected her because I want to spend all my times playing muh visual novels and vidya games
>Suddenly, soccer ball comes flying towards us
>It's pretty slow, I'm pretty sure I can catch it with 0 effort or hit it away
>Instead, I linstinctively azily lean away from the ball and say "dodge"
>She barely has the time to say "what?" before the ball smacks her directly in the face
>Apologize and for some reason, the dude who kicked the ball looks at me like I'm the asshole because I didn't catch it
>She's just standing there teary eyed

These are probably the least embarrassing two that I can think of.

This one hurt to read

>be sophomore in highschool
>just started wrestling/football freshman year
>not bad looking, but skinny as fuck
>somehow get a gf who's way out of my league and not in my friend group
>she's also super developed, like already finished with puberty
>had huge boobs and nice ass
>very athletic
Looking back, she had probably the nicest body I've ever dated
>have her completely naked in bed
>making out
>don't touch vag
>don't get any
>don't have sex
>just lay there and make out

Wtf was I thinking m8

Sex didn't even cross my mind. Like I didn't even think about it.

I think I was still pre-pubescent. Because I grew a lot and wasn't able to develop muscle until like 19.

Cancer faggot, apparently

> Be 16-ish, first year of highschool
> Hungry skellyton and socially retarded but for some reason still attract girls, got told I did the mysterious thing pretty well
> Sitting in library one day fucking around with friend skipping class and playing halo on the computers
> Most popular girl in the school bumps into my chair a couple of times
> I just think she's clumsy
> She sits down next to me and keeps shooting glances over at me and my screen
> She eventually asks what I'm playing
> I say Halo and she just watches me play
> Cheers every time I get a kill
> Eventually she grabs my hand and looks over at me
> I pull my hand back when I respawn and keep playing
> She's trying to talk to me and I just give her 1-2 word answers while playing the game
> Eventually bell rings
> "Hey user what class do you have next?"
> Respond flatly with history before friend joins me and we start to talk about the game

A year later I moved and forced myself to become social and learn how to talk to people but HS was painful.

...

alpha af

>I'm not going to answer it right now
>Not right now

You really needed a tripcode for that post, huh.

yeah nah, i wouldnt have gone for it either if she had a bf

I have some alpha stories, but this is my most beta moment.

>freshman year in college
>8/10 grill invites me over to watch Anchorman
>Hadn't seen it, sounds fun
>We sit on the floor and watch
>She leans in after it's over
>"What do you want to do?"
>"It's pretty late and I need to finish a paper for that 8AM class, I should head back."

Fucking damn it, retrospectively I really wish I'd realized and gone for it. But life is good now, so no serious regrets. Just...really?

Is it a beta fuckup when I fucked a trainwreck girl because it was easy? (I was engaged to a girl long distance at the time, now she's my wonderful wife of 5 years)

Valuable input, user. This was definitely worth a post

yeah, this
worst case scenario? they say no
getting rejected REALLY sucks (your hormones will be beating you over the head for a week) but you'll get over it

Fucking tripfags, no one cares who you are

>Instead, I linstinctively azily lean away from the ball and say "dodge"
>She barely has the time to say "what?" before the ball smacks her directly in the face

>be me
>be 23
>had 2 serious relationships, both ended badly
>lookin for some quahog on a Saturday night
>few beers and head to dance club
>place is bumpin
>see hot grill and get to grindin
>mirin.mp3
>reject.mkv
>chub_friend.cpp
>gcc chub_friend.cpp -o orgasm
>amazing night
>call 1 week later
>me and subroutine want to meet up
>feel like 2 on 1 would be too much
>say ill meet but dont go
>4ever beta

a tale from my teen years
>be 17
>horrific rock bottom self-esteem left over after losing a ton of weight
>little sister has friend over 2 years younger that we've known for a while, they always picked on me really badly
>we're the only ones in the house
>sister leaves to "go get the mail"
>be on the computer posting on Veeky Forums and playing guild wars
>her friend comes into the office and sits down on the floor
>ask what she wants
>bullshit around for a bit
>says she has something embarrassing to talk about, looks really nervous
>she says she wants to """practice""" trying oral but only wants to with a guy she really trusts
>throat starts to well up because I think they're just fucking with me on a new level
>'haha that's a good one, you guys almost got me this time'
>get up, walk around her and lock myself in my room upstairs
>play xbox for hours with headphones on, skip dinner with everyone, JACK OFF, then go to sleep
>days later sister says the friend was screaming and crying behind the gym at school because of me
>friend hated my guts for as long as I lived in the same town
>years later she turns into one of those blue-haired feminist freaks
23 yo khv at this point. got another awesome one from my college days coming up that involves my best bro, who's also a 23 yo khv, and some drunk ass slut that came barging into our dorm room one night

i hate those feels

>first and last relationship ended 4 years ago
>have actively rejected each and every dating opportunity I've had since then because I'm now a total pussy

>guild wars
MY NIGGGGGAAAAA

i'd have done the same thing
i think i'd still do that

iktfb

>have an attractive height, face, frame
>hot girls constantly trying to show interest and get your attention, ask for your number, etc
>actively try to avoid them because I'm a coward with soxial anxiety and low self-esteem/confidence

being a beta is my genetic destiny

>right after hs graduation
>i go visit an out of state college
>convince my parents to let me go alone
>first time leaving my state
>first time on an airplane
>be in the lobby getting ready to board plane
>7/10 sits directly in front of me/facing each other
>shes on her iPad
>out of no where she grabs all her luggage and goes to the food court across the lobby but leaves her ipad in her seat
>wat
>I can tell she's looking at me from the food court basically yelling at me to take her iPad and return it and make a move
>pretend I didnt see it
>its directly infront of me
>after like 15 minutes she comes back will all her shit and sits back down
>she initiated the conversation
>have awkward small talk till its time to board the plane
>shitty airline so we can sit wherever we want
>she sits right next to me
>asks where I'm staying when we get to our destination
>asks if I'm meeting anyone there
>she recommends places to go and basically asks me out on a date without actually asking
>"h-haha you t-too"
>don't reciprocate any interest at all
>not because I didn't want to fuck her but because I was having the biggest sperg out of my life
>we finally get off the plane and she grabs her bags and bolts for the exit
>I'm left there literally sweating

the worst part was realizing she was slowly losing interest as time went by

I've come a long way since then but I still get anxious just thinking about it

>>We chat for abbit, she is always laughing
How did you manage to chat up a girl at the gym, how do these introductions occur...

You took a plane to enter a building?

never forget

w-what? we got on a plane in one state and got off in another

sorry if I my story wasn't clear. just trying to type that out was hard for me kek

...

a tale from my uni years
>be 18 on friday night
>live in dorm room with 4 people
>2 of them are a friendly chad/tyrone pair out partying, other guy is another engineer who later turns into my best friend
>bro and I got done studying for a chem exam the following monday, it's around 1am
>watching anime together on the flatscreen we all share
>sloppy sounding rat-a-tatta-tatata knockity knocking on our door
>we already know who it is
>open the door and surprise -- it's the floor's favorite drunk party girl
>she barges in and asks what I'm doing tonight
>muh studying, muh animu, muh friday night virgin activities
>she climbs into my bed, gets under the covers, and says she's sleeping there tonight
>shrug and go back to watching animu
>she starts babbling about how we're gonna get married after college and have a mini-van full of kids together
>we tell her she needs to stfu and after this next episode she has to leave so I can sleep
>episode of BakaTest finishes, the hour of judgement has been reached
>bro and I walk over to my bed
>'bro, you know what needs to be done right?'
>he nods and we pull the covers off
>she's laying belly-down with her ass exposed out of her yoga pants like some kind of mating thing
>I flip her over and grab her arms, bro grabs her legs
>we carry her out of the room and place her on a pile of garbage bags in the corner of the hall
>'haha it looks like they're gonna take the trash out later'
>we both laugh and go back into the room, lock the door
>lights out
>hear pounding and screeching at the door
>'user YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE LET ME IN NOW' x 3
>go to the door and yell 'NO!'
>she storms off
she came back the next day and stormed into our quad while everyone was in it and demanded an apology. my roommates were trying to get me to return a hug from her, but I told her no and then she exploded again. tyrone fell off the bed laughing so hard that his knee bled. after that year I never saw her again.

here's a doozy
>cheerleader 8.5/10
>quiet girl in class ironically cheerleader
>girl flirts to me
>we become cool
>she plays around with me in class
>adds me on myspace
>sees me before first period in the morning
>gives me hugs
>i hug harder to press her boobs against me
>keep in mind Ive only known her for like a week
>so happy to see me
>sits on my lap at lunch a couple of times
>messages essays on myspace
>why dafuq does she like me so much all of a sudden
>damn jerkoff to her
>ask her out
>"im just bored anonkun, i always do this to guys"

turns out she had no fucking friends and was a loner

>w-what?

>So Veeky Forums tell me the worst you've fucked up with bitches when you were still a dyel-beta-faggot.

user, this thread is for people who are no longer beta faggots.

>tripfag

lol

wtf did i just read? god you're a faggot

>he doesnt use a trip code on an australian wasp hunting trading forum

filtered

sounds like you dodged a bullet there user. imagine the fuckshittery if you actually fucked that thing. nothing good would have come of it

>in graphics class with cute 7/10 girl
>we start to talk everything is going smoothly
>she even just joined some yoga group which happened right after my MMA class, so we always chatted about our days etc
>one day around school i was walking with a friend and she was comming past me
>she was looking right at me, i did notice her, she even said hi smiled and waved at me
>i just ignored her for some reason and continued to talk to my friend
>from there on she didnt talk to me since and avoided me at all times

fuck who knew something so little could do something like that

>Go to club meeting
>meeting hasn't started yet so everyone is just kind of socializing
>I try to find a seat
>6/10 I've never seen before literally gasps and says "OMG you are sooooooo cute!"
>"th-thanks"
>sit down
>later after the club meeting is mostly over, she comes over and sits next to me
>puts her hand on my knee and starts rubbing
>I get up immediately and pretend I have to go somewhere
>she says "Omg what is your problem, did I make you cum your pants or something?"
>I literally fucking say "N-no."
>Briskly walk out of room
>Go to great lengths to avoid her for the rest of the year, never go to club meetings again.

Tru autism bois

>regretting a time when you put things that actually matter in life over something as trivial as female sex organs

No user. That was alpha. Don't let the mental gains goblin attack

>NO
THIS ISN'T AUTISM THIS IS A VERY HUMAN REACTION user. NOT CRINGEY AT ALL DESU

Fuck. Wow.

>16
>taking classes at local community college (in my state this is allowed when you're still in high school if you pass a fairly easy test)
>always sit in the back of my history class with this 19 year old punk rock girl
>she is like five-foot-nothing and has the widest hips i've ever seen on a girl
>datass.jpg
>i wish i had a pic, but i'm 30 now, so this was awhile ago
>one day we're talking before class and decide to skip and go get lunch
>go eat delicious DQ burgers and i tell her my house (parents' house, obviously) is nearby
>take her back to my parents' place and we're alone there
>go up to my room and i play her some songs on my guitar
>she's putting her hands on my thigh and asking what we should do
>i tell her i need to get back in time for calc in case there is a pop quiz
>i driver her back to school in mostly awkward silence
>there was no pop quiz in calc
>we never hung out again outside of class
>i will never know if dat ass defied gravity or if it was a total disappointment
>looked her up on jewbook recently and she is full on landwhale