GYM RAGE THREAD

>doing pendli rows
>skinnyfag in a broherd with a zyzz shirt comes over
>"bruh thats not how u do deadlifts, u'll hurt ur back that way"
>these are pendlay rows
>"whatever dude your funeral"
>he laughs with his fellow skinnyfags

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>doing sumo deads
>skinnyfag approaches and says that's not how you squat
>these are sumo deads
>bruh, you're not a sumo and you're not dead either

>ppl dropping the bar at 1.5plate

>Doing bicep curls
>Skinny fag approaches
>"Thats not how you OHP"
>These are bicep curls
>"lol k champ, go easy huh"
>He laughs with fellow skinny fag friends

oh,god i am 20 mg in deep tonight, this thread is fucking hilarious,keep em coming

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>doing shrugs
>dyel approaches
>"that's not how you do rows"
>these are shrugs
>"haha ok"
>he visibly chuckles with his dyel friends

>doing calf raises
>skinnyfat in a pikachu singlet walks over
>"gentlesir, your rack pull form is lacking"
>thanks pal, could you show me how to do it right?
>"enjoy snap city bitch"
>he laughs by the receptionist as she ignores him

>>"enjoy snap city bitch"
>>he laughs by the receptionist as she ignores him
haahahahahahaha

>get to the gym at my usual late hour
>3 people in the weights area
>all of them on the three racks they have
>one teenager is just going for a LMFAO1R 2PLAET and failing every time
>every time he fails he takes the weights off and reracks the thing by getting back under the bar with HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HAHAHAHA 1PLAET while it's on the catch and struggles it back up to the rack
>repeats for 25 minutes
>meanwhile the other fucks are doing circuit training and making it albeit possible to work in but highly inconvenient

Oh god this. I fucking hate the jarring noise of some goofy faggot dropping his sub 3pl8 deadlift from waist height.

was this me? what gym do you go to

Colorado Athletic Club

Teenagers are so fucking retarded. Reminds me of the fat dad and his son I saw the other day. Daddy was showing him how to do Starting Wheelchair with his catback only deadlifts. Shit was painful.

>Colorado Athletic Club
the one in boulder?

i;m in denver, so i hit up a 24 hour fitness

Haha seriously? Yeah the one in Boulder

Thinking of switching to 24 hour because I like lifting at night, and it's a fraction of the price

>head toward pec dec
>"scuse me bro just got a couple more"
>head toward incline bench
>"im using this one too, sorry"
>going to get a pair of 20's dumbbells off the floor
>"this one too, i'm supersetting"

FUCK

there's a super sport in denver i go to, feels like an awesome gym to be honest kind of seculded on east araphoe road

>gang of filipino teenagers comes in
>all decked out in underarmor gear
>spend 20 minutes loitering in open cardio section doing nothing
>proceeds to crowd in front of dumbbell racks and get in everyone's way for 30 minutes doing nothing but curls with terrible form
>all of them finish, proceed to loiter again, getting in everyone's way
>leave
>every fucking day
Could also be applied to Indians, but at least they're respectful towards others

I just have to say it:
Did you have to use albeit? Couldn't you have just said highly inconvenient? Or just annoying?

>enter the gym, alpha as fuck
>go up to my squat rack, see a fucking auschwitzmode manlet squatting lmao1plaet in my rack with earbuds in
>tap the kid on the shoulder mid rep. "you have 15 seconds to get out of my rack"
>kid finishes his set and turns around, pulling his earbuds out: "wha-" he starts, before he catches the 45 plate i threw with his face
>skinny faggot collapses on the floor, blood pooling around his lifeless body
>kick his 90 pound soaking wet ass out of my rack and warm up with 4plate
when will they learn?

Happened to me once my response
>well what the fuck is this then a one man circuit circle jerk?!
>I take my spot on the bench look him dead in the eye as I did.
> he huffs like a gay wolf and moves to other end of gym
It helped he was dyel but I felt a little bad but my pre was kickin in what was i supposed to do?

Psh... I warm up with 50 plates brah... when will u learn?

Bullshit. Pendlay Rows look nothing like deadlifts, no one is that stupid

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Do you know what albeit means you fucking tard
Albeit is a similar term to although
For example, you are a human being, albeit a shit cunt of one

Bro are you an English teacher? Why does his poor command of our language trigger you so much?

Sounds nice. Be there tommorow at 8 and ill suck your dick in the showers n-no homo.

albeit is only weird in speech, not writing

>walk into gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

Work it
Twerk it
Make your crack
Smirkin

Wtf is a broherd

>3 days ago
>minding my own business doing ohp
>there was a fit blond chick there but I wasn't paying much attention, in the zone
>suddenly a big black dude comes up to me
>"hey man, you see that chick? I think I'm gonna get a ring for her whaddya think?"
>not sure what the fuck is going on so I just say "I'd go for her number first"
>he says "yeah man you're right. Get number and then buy the ring?"
>..yeah
>he leaves
I hate when people talk to me at the gym but this was another level

dyel indians are usually the nicest guys, they almost always try to hype others up when going for heavier lifts and have something encouraging to say

Not in my town, hombre. They always mind their own business. But like I said, at least they respect people's space and clean up after themselves and re-rack everything appropriately

>these are pendlay rows
>doing pendys so wrong they look like wrong deadlifts
Gym idiot thread?

>doing bench press
>some Ching Chong hits my bar with a plate in midrep
>have to roll of shame cause he fucked up muh bar path

He's a moron trying to be clever
He meant 'all but'

This user understands obvious typos

>people who wear beats and lift in a hoodie

Fuckin weirdos

>roids

Either I'm retarded of you're retarded, "all but possible but highly inconvenient" makes no sense.

>walk up to dumbell racks
>2 chicks there chatting
>chick has 2 barbells just strewn in front of the rack
>think to myself this is a trip hazard
>get some dumbells to warm up for dumbell presses
>have to maneuver betwen these 2 snapchat idiots and their 10kg barbells
>sit down
>1 of the chicks sits down
>looking out the corner of my eye and i catch her mirin' my 20" calf muscles - this happens a lot because it usually blows people the fuck out as most people have chicken legs
>think to myself you better pick this shit up before i put my foot in your ass bitch

fucking idiots creating hazards in the gym for people to trip over, i hate that shit, put your shit near your bench, not strewn all around the place, it's not your fucking bedroom, and put your phone away for fucks sake

>pikachu singlet
I guffaw'd.

>justin bieber on the speakers