>Leaving gym at the same time as a 8/10 qt I've been mirin
>She pulls up her phone right outside and launches Pokémon GO
>I lose control of my body, my brain is telling me no
>But_my_body.mp3
>"H-hey what team are you, ha-haha?"
>"What?"
>"I saw you're playing Pokémon, m-maybe we could go together, I saw a cubone on my way here"
>She fucking giggles
>"Yeah no I'd rather not"
>Pic related her face when
Why do I even attempt to interact with women? Now I probably have to change gym as well.
Jesus Christ
My jimmies are rustled and I don't even live in the same state as OPie.
Can't tell if you're fed up with Pokémon or reacted to OPs shit-tier autism
Atleast you tried to talk to her.
The Pokemon was tolerable, it was the industrial-grade autism that did it
Op here, the thing is I actually thought that all the group of kids playing Pokémon in parks and stuff met there, through Pokémon. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You gave it a shot. You did well OP.
Holy shit, this is grade A autism right here
...
Don't encourage him. It was not a good shot, that was atrocious. The police canine doesnt get a treat after he bites his handler's testicles off then shits in the back of the police car, and neither should this sperg.
Gj dude. After a few rejections it stops being so bad. People just have bad attitudes. I advise to totally ignore this chick as I have a feeling shes gonna try and talk to you again after playing the bitch card. Just walk away from these types. Dont take the bait.
The rest of you are man children
dude at least you tried
you didn't deadlift 3pl8 on the first day at your gym right?
Thanks brehs, maybe I'll make it one day. Until then I at least have my Pokémons.
>at work
>doing a "roadshow" presentation of what my department does
>speech and lanaguage department is pretty unheard of but we do a lot
>girl comes up to our stand
>drinking tea
>she stares at me while I talk about what we do
>she doesn't respond
>opens her mouth to say something but she dribbles tea on the floor
>she walks away and sits down, still staring at me
>I grab a cloth and clean it up
>mfw I work in a mental health hospital
>mfw she was a patient with severe autism in a high secure setting
>mfw these are the only people who mire me
>tfw because of stuff like this ive had to change gyms 2 times since i moved here
>tfw its not a big town so theres not a lot of gyms left
>tfw my gains are reliant on me having to interact with other homo sapiens
I'm such a pessimist i just assume if i'd ever talked to girls the reaction would be same as OP's.
You can't lose if you don't try.
>be at work
>16 year old daughter of my boss occasionally works with us
>be super awkward around grills, especially underage because I don't want people to get the wrong idea
>don't look at or acknowledge her the whole day
>later on move something out of the way for her
>she says "thanks" and I reply with "yeah" while looking up at the ceiling
The improvements and gains I've made are worthless when there's no confidence to back them up.
No man, you're fine. Dont be wasting them social gains on underage b8. The only gains you'd get in prison are to your rectal circumfurence
>Theres not a lot of gyms left
>>she says "thanks" and I reply with "yeah" while looking up at the ceiling
ladies and gentlemen, autism
Keep it up OP you did good, women are wack
>You always lose if you don't try.
nope. hes figured out a way to checkmate the system. breddy smart actually
I mean you tried. That's better than most people do. People who keep trying succeed brah. Practice makes perfect. All that motivational shit
OP is faggot autiste
>walking towards locker rooms
>Right when i am about to pass a doorway, a small qt with a godlike ass comes the other way and we nearly bump into eachother
>i smile at her
>she smiles back and instantly lets me pass first
>later when im doing chest flies she comes comes to do bicep curls on a cable next to me and starts a conversation with me
Delete this
>be me at my local gym
>first time so kind of nervous
>no deodorant so I get lots of looks
>immediately head to squat rack
>unload bar and position myself for a good ass to ground
>remove pants and squat
>relax sphincter muscle tone and open bowels
>shout's of "Pajeet NO!" but I ignore and commence on the floor
>foul stench begins to radiate from me and the hot liquid squirts out all over the floor
>everyone around me flees for the exits like at Ankara airport
>I only have one gym left in my small town
Did you fuck her without a condom that night?
What's the problem? You did perfectly fine. Not every girl you talk to will fall in love with you instantly.
Do you ever fuck the patients?
No, but it did fuck my high test gf without a condom that night.
>says the tripfag
>wanna come with me and look for the cubone
That's a nice take on the archæologist line, good job OP.
So you fucked a trap?
Nah it's not like that man, I'm not attracted to her, just the fact that she happens to be a 16 year old girl (and the boss' daughter) terrifies me.
alpha as fuck mane, keep it up and she will drool over you in no time :^)
I guarantee this is a samefag.
Anyways don't let it get you down OP at least you tried, don't give up even if Veeky Forums trolls projecting their insecurities put you down.
No, i would though, if its a hot trap. One time i was driving with my gf through the local hooker street (netherlands) and i saw a really hot hooker. So i told my gf:
>Wow, that one is really hot
>"thats a shemale"
>I laugh, how would you know? your fucking with me
>"no that really is a shemale"
>how do you know??
>"look, the there is a sign on the window that says shemale"
> i look, and there is indeed a shemale sign on "her" window
So ye, no point denying it ever since. Some shemales are just hot.
I hope all of you pokefag autists get shot by niggers Tbh
>solid kek
>looks like Naked Snake, not Solid
did you make her pregnant, marry her, and live a happy life later that night?
>23 y.o.
>i guess I'm kinda good looking guy, because a lot of people tell me that (no homo)
>have no problem talking to girls
>get a lot of numbers from 6+/10 qt's (thats 8+/10 in imperial units)
>here and there even making out with girls
>the next morning I just lose all my motivation to contact them
>still virgin
How to stop that Veeky Forums?
drink and do drugs and get horny, it solved my issues
No but
>be at bar with friends
>girl on the other side of the venue keps looking at me and obviously talking to her friend about me
>she and her friend keep creeping closer and closer to us, subtely dancing towards us like girls who are interested in you do
>eventually she is practically standing next to me
>i say hi and introduce myself
>we talk for a very short period untill the bar closes
>i walk outside with her for a short while on the way home
>we come to the point where our paths meet
>she tells me that she doesnt want to leave without kissing me, she tells me in the cutest way ever
>those beautiful eyes, super cute voice, practically begging me to kiss her
>i instantly kiss her
And that is how i met the girl that will be my wife and mother my children.
should have asked if she would rather look for another kind of bone
I give it 6 weeks
make it 4.
OP, good on you desu. You maybe pushed it a little too far, but she was definitely a bitch.
so beautiful
>i'm in love with some slut i met at a bar
w e w
Tihihi