Dick Size Thread

No he doesn't. I don't doubt he's probably banged 100+ women but it's not just because of physical attraction. You still think women are just men with vaginas who are attracted to certain physical characteristics, and you're wrong.

Also to anyone reading, if there was anyway to increase your penis size, every man would do it. There's not. What you have is what you have.

>Flirting with a friend
>She makes it clear that she wants to fuck
>Start panicking since I only have a 5.5 inch dick and I know she's fucked other guys before
>Start to think she's gonna think my dick is small and laugh
>We start to kiss and she takes my trousers off
>"Wow thats like 7 inches, its so big"

I used to think that girls miscalculating how big dicks are was a joke but it really is true
Unless you have a tiny cock, like 4 inches, most girls won't know that your dick is small

>had sex with over 100 different women
And probably as many men, did you forget that shit?
iirc the guy with the second biggest dick in the world said guys are better to fuck when you got a big dick since they can take more of it up the ass

Seeing as how this is Veeky Forums after all, this does fit right the fuck in with all the tranny porn and yeshomo stuff

this made me giggle

gr8 post mang

>if there was a way to get rid of fat and gain muscle, every man would do it.

You underestimate people's lazyness.

Female detected. Females are a hivemind, make dealings.

>Shit that never happened.
Women are actually more likely to underestimate a mans penis when asked to recall it. That's a fact that you can look up.

The women were given to scale models of penises, which they could handle, and were asked to chose the best size.

thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/

My boyfriend is 6 3/4 in. and I'm not sure on girth, but I think it's ideal. This chart seems a little off to me, then again there is a rise in nigger lovers nowadays so I guess that's why it is skewed.

Yeah sure, because the actual average penis size difference is miniscule. Only race that is way off any other is eastern Asians.

>tfw "enjoyable"

>Women are actually more likely to underestimate a mans penis when asked to recall it
Then why does 75% according to your pic say it was a former lover who had the bigger dick? shouldnt they underestimate it?

>Dick Size Thread Anonymous 07/16/16(Sat)11:36:41 No.379

Let me tell you a little story user:
>Be me
>had an experienced gf
>only fucked guys with 7.5"+ long dicks
>Never had penetrational orgasm
>"user,i have to be honest you're the smallest i've been with"
>6.3"x5.2"
>Make her cum every time
>mfw after every sex she tells me "fuck you're godly"

>"Also, this study provides the first data on the accuracy of women's penis size judgments ... women tended to slightly underestimate the length of penis models after a recall delay. Women may misremember specific partners' penis attributes as smaller than they really are. This may exacerbate men's anxieties about their penis size."

journals.plos.org/plosone/article/asset?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079.PDF

Your hate is misplaced, deep down you know you hate yourself for not being good enough to attract women. Accept it and start improving yourself or youll turn into a bitter sad piece of shit like the dimwits from r9k.

>Implying Veeky Forums isn't /r9k/ that works out

>for not being good enough to attract women
Thats a tall order mate, attracting a woman is very hard. You cant just be better than average or shower every now and again and be able to hold a conversation
The list is two miles long for chirst sake

Most men genuinely hate women, it's something that occurs worldwide and it's defiantly not "misplaced".

>work out your dick to make it bigger because dick size is 95% of the reason a woman even wants to talk to you

>i'm literally crying right now
faggot
also nobody gives a fuck about dick length

Does jelqing work? I'm 6x5 I want a 7x6 that's it nothing more. Also I want tu improve my erection quality (time and hardness) what can I do?

2cm limp
6" erect

Kill me

...

Nigga, this dude is both a manlet and he is gay.

delet this

my brother

Dont you see? these are the writings of bitter ugly sluts who cant get a guy so they lash out
bitter grapes if i ever saw it

Link from the same fucking page friend, read it
thoughtcatalog.com/grace-robinson/2013/02/what-i-really-think-about-your-penis-size/

roastie detected

>mfw very satisfying

literally doesn't matter as long as it's functional, personally
>t. homofag

>meet grill at club
>gives me the fuck me eyes
>take her back to apartment to slam and welcome her to the space jam
>she tells me it better be perfect
>sticking 8 1/2 x 6 1/2 pingu in
>get 8 1/4 inches in
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>extra quarter inch goes in
>get kicked out of own apartment
>get deported back to australia

>15 cm
I'd add a tfw but I'm a virgin anyway

>tfw micropenis

>implying women actually enjoy sex and dont just like having it as a means to control men

>Implying women dont enjoy controlling and destroying men

this tbqhwy

>tfw 5 inch donger
>maybe 5.5 inches. maybe a little less. I haven't measured it in a long time
>it's not even thick
None of the women I've slept with ever commented on my dick being small or anything to my knowledge, but it really bugs me sometimes when I'm in the mood and I can't take a good dick pic that I'm proud of sending because of this tiny pecker.

>tfw 6.5x5
>tfw all my gfs say theve had bigger when asked
>tfw no idea if its the girth or the length that needs to be improved for better sex

>I'm literally crying right now. I hate women so much.

You should go back to /r9k/ now.

6x4.1

No girl will ever see this pencil dick.

Nah, these are just normal women by the looks of it.
>“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”

This one hit the spot because I've actually heard the friend of a friends saying something very similar irl.

>failed actor
>never got into porn
>still wants to be famous for dick size
>hardly anyone has heard of him

the days of john holmes is over op.

as long as you don't got a micro, women can give a fuck about dick size these days.

especially with the dildo/strapon options they have now.

17.5 cm

Who /tinymeat/ here?

Women are fucking retarded about dick size, they say shit like i prefer average or slightly bigger than average, anything over 8 inches is painful. They dont even realize 8 is way the fuck over average. Then they say oh it doesnt matter just git gud with your tongue or use toys or something. This only makes it worse because it FUCKING PLAINLY STATES THAT YOUR PENIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR NORMAL SEX LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY ON THE FUCKING PLANET AND THERE IS NOT A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO FUCKING ROASTIES RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>unless you have a tiny cock like 4 inches
JUST

>have 6 inch cock
>tell girls its 8 inch
>they never notice the difference

wew

>misterpoll.com

Very scientific.

How the fuck is your dick going to have a 7 inch circumference

Settle down dicklets, men are talking.

this a million times, girls don't know anything about dick size

if yours is 15 cm you can either tell them it's 12 cm or 18 cm and they'll believe it

Dude, listen: Some women are so stretched out down there (from having had a kid), that they need something the size of a horse cock just to feel anything. Some women just have a huge vag normally, no stretching involved. Some women just have low sensitivity and don't feel much of anything, or come close to orgasm, unless they've got a cock the size of a tree-trunk in it. For some it's just the psychological factor. Note that it's also a relatively small percentage of the total population of women on the planet, too. The average woman, like you're going to end up with, doesn't need a horse cock in her pussy to be satisfied. Stop obsessing over your dick, it's retarded.

A fucking can of coke is 6.5 inches circumference. I mean, a man can dream, but that isn't fitting into anything but a horse.
might be more your speed.

I was about to say "finally someone that have the guts to say it", then I read "number of participants = 75".
That's like a The Sun Journalist asking for opinion to innocent bystander.

>getting this triggered someone called out his pencil dick
>g-go back to my little pony board!
>Got em!

>Thinking the vagina can "stretch" due to sexual activity
Cuck anatomy

t. virgin

Foggots, read this.

goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/how-deep-average-vagina-and-does-it-elongate-when-somethings-it

TLDR The reason why your big dick hurts is because she's not fully aroused.

>you will one day realize she was just doing that to stroke your ego

Sorry lad, but she tells every guy they're the man while they bang her.

Thiiiis. I had an ex with a 5in dick that was bent down at a weird angel and could not feel a fucking thing during sex. I always though that 5in would be enough and considered other women shallow for being picky about size. Now I understand.

But, I told him that I loved his dick and he ate it up. Men are so susceptible to flattery it's almost sad.

>Send somebody this picture
>they accuse me of stuffing my pants
>send them dick pics
>they accuse me of photoshop
>they then told me my dick is way too big

I'm 7x5.7 and any girl I've been with has made out like it's HUGE when they get theyir hands on it.

But I live in Ireland so maybe expectations are just lower?

>Men are so susceptible to flattery it's almost sad.
We know you are lying, but we pretend to fall for it to flatter YOU. every man can tell when every woman is lying, you are all absurdly transparent and obviously fake that it's honestly embarrassing to watch.

nice gyno

>every man can tell when every woman is lying
-How can you tell a woman is lying?
-If she talking? Then she is lying

Lets celebrate our discontempt for women by posting average girls with small boobs, ill start

My dick is 6" on the mark. Women are all whores. Broke up with my gf of two years a couple weeks back and never been happier. Peace.

I have thought this, but then I realise how pathetic a woman who thinks like this is. You let a man have you, literally dump his cum in you, and then think you have the upper hand?

Why not just establish an honest open relationship?

Shave u cock user will make it look much bigger I'm 6in exactly just fuked first tim this girl like hot dam ur kak so beeg

>The average penis length is only 5". I have nothing to be ashamed of.

>that dirty asshole
Is this a millennial fetish?

She probably noticed how nervous you were and said that to make you relax.

U mean the shadow in between her ass cheeks

>Tfw ur a 16yo virgin with severe banana dick

>16yo
Enjoy being b&

>-If she talking? Then she is lying
no, not quite

but the way they all talk when they are flirting, and the way they make such a fake expression and try and act extra innocent. it's like, do you really think anybody is falling for that?

I dont notice when girls are flirting most of the time, and when they do its nothing innocent about it
Most of em talk openly about fucking, rub up against me and such
I dont buy it ofc, its just a ruse to get control
Women flirt to gain control and its not hard, imply that you want to fuck a guy and he will do whatever you want 9/10 times because guys are thirsty as fuck

HEIGHT FACE FRAME

Kekekke

>I hate women because I'm a small dick pansy faggot

fucking fuck, "only behind his back" "half a bitch"

FUCK that makes you a FULL BITCH MOTHERFUCKER (does she even mathematics)

daily reminder 6.5x5.5 is the MINIMUM to fully please women sexually, any woman who has sex with a 6x5 man will always think about her ex's who were bigger and were fully able to stretch them out. There's a reason women LOVE anal, its because they love being stretched

We are legion, brother.

this.
7.25 here and 6 in girth
Always get compliments on my dick desu
from the way it looks to the way it feels to the way it tastes

try living with it you insensitive cunt