What's the most important thing in a woman?

>Kind
>Honest.
>Supportive.
>Trustworthy.
>Not a Drama Queen.
>No Kids but Wants Kids.
>Physically Fit and Healthy.
>At least as physically attractive as I am.

Personality
Looks
T&A
Not overweight
Low partner or acquaintances count
Supportive

a big ass
nice curves
pretty face

I don't really care about anything else, although big tits and pretty feet are nice, too.

I forgot fashion. If she dresses like a wannabe lesbian/poor hipster, then bye.

my dream woman:
>fit
>asian
>on the dominant/aggressive side
>small tits
>more intelligent than me, or equal
>open minded about travel, drugs, sex, etc
>sense of humor

what do my lifts have to be to pull a chick like this

>what's most important in a woman?
>hang on, let me get The List

Just look like Brad Pitt and you'll be fine.

The soul

Face and hips

Impossible to answer.

There is no such thing as a most important thing in "a woman", because every single woman is Unique, and must be treated as such. Furthermore, their Uniqueness is a result of each quality taken as a whole, and so no one quality can be separated from the rest.

>mfw I landed this exact chick
feels good man. We are all gonna make it, never forgetti

i believe

nowdays:
Mental sanity

and what about tits?

i feel like im messed up in the head because i really like it when women dominate me in head.

>feminine
>follows rather than leads
>low partner count
>doesn't drink much, doesn't talk about drinking

Of course these only matter if shes pretty.

Curl 70 lbs on each arm individually for 4x8, and bench 405 for at least 5x5.

>intelligent
>open minded about drugs

choose one

Eh, I'd go with a yandere qt anytime, better than a girl who's a whore in any social app, this bitches just ain't loyal

My parents have advised me to look for two things:
>a nice butt (flat butts are sinful)
>a supportive personality, which you must reciprocate

I've had nothing but healthy relationships following this advice. Thanks, Ma and Pa.

>4. Not being black

>Intelligent
>personality
>looks
>fitness

are u me?

/thread

I agree with this user

My dick challenges your dick for supremacy.

>Nice face (i prefer the cute types)
>prefer slim/skinny girls
>must not have a flat ass
>smart enough so that you don't get a headache trying to talk
>can handle the bants and dish out her own
>must be kind/compassionate

Bonus
>tits

>What's the most important thing in a woman?

My benis.

Dafuq...

m8 i have an iq of 144 (from a legitimate test i took in high school, not online), graduated from a top 20 university with a BS in math/cs in the top 15% of my class, and i do psychedelics approximately monthly.. used to smoke pot but stopped a couple years ago, occasionally do mdma (when i go to festivals) and have done cocaine about 10 times. If you do your research and moderate yourself, drug use is not inherently bad.

I hate to admit it but its really the face. I wouldnt even consider a fit chick without a pretty face.
Im also really worried that women feel the way.

Ya wanna know what I really like in a girl?

Me.

I need to find a
new vagina
it's hard to rhyme a
word like "vagina"
calvin klein? kinda
north carolina?

It's a crocadiddly

Loyalty

Knowing when to shut the fuck up

Listening to what I say and doing everything I tell her to do

Sex whenever I want it

She must also understand that her opinion (whatever it may be) is worth less than mine and is inherently stupid (since she said)

Not ugly or fat

Low partner count

Likes being spat on and punched in the ribs during sex (Optional, since it's going to happen even if she doesn't like it)

wow top 0.1%

no wonder you could only get 85th percentile in the 20th best school.

face it, kiddo, you're a loser.

Submission. Bitch better worship the ground i walk on.

I've never understood sexual violence towards women. what's arousing about it?

Respect.

A lot of modern western women have entitled, narcissistic attitudes and they actively look down on anyone they perceive as being inferior to them. They expect their man to meet traditional gender role milestones while they themselves are "empowered" children.

Finding someone who can put their damn phone away to have a conversation and won't look down on you if you're going through hard times is extremely desirable. The majority of women will leave you the first excuse they get, which is why so many marriages fail with women initiating the majority of divorce proceedings.

kek im happy enough man. probably could have done more but I partied too much, and was way too into csgo for a year unfortunately. but hey, enjoy your state school psychology degree :)

power

also, most women like it so they tend to sexually select for guys who like it and vice versa. something like 80% of women tend toward submissiveness.

It's called not being a fucking faggot.
It turns me on and most women love it, so...

I wouldn't even say it's a power thing... It's just something primal

honestly it sounds shameful.

Do you really want to be with a girl who likes it when you hurt her? It just doesn't sound manly.

hey, different strokes for different folks. Personally, i have a foot fetish. Cant judge anyone for what turns them on. Its just how we're wired.

>small tits as a requirement
you aint deserving to procreate you faggot

I mean, I'll spank her and put my hands on her throat but I'm not going to fucking punch her in the ribs jesus christ.

>uh uh I love you baby
>GUT CHECK
>fuck yes knock me out.

that's what I'm imagining

Not a requirement. I just dont like big tits. Medium tits are fine, but I prefer them small and perky.

Besides, I would want to grow old with this hypothetical women. I dont want her to be 60 and have disgusting blobs of fat that hang to her fucking knees.

The most important thing about a woman is knowing how to handle them.

Every single woman out there can be anything you want in one second, you just need to make her crave your dick.

But remember, they can also change in one second if given the situation.

He's not saying he'll shiv her to death, it appears his love for power play goes a bit beyond yours. I doubt he'll break ribs or shit

>but I would

eh most people would never actually beat their girl up, it's just the thought that they could that turns them on.

...

>actually beat their girl up, it's just the thought that they could that turns them on.

I don't get that. How is hurting someone a turn on? I can understand the domination/over powering part, but how is actually hurting your girl arousing?

Do you watch MMA and get a chub?

Shameful? Are you ancestors and therefore the only reason you're here "shameful"?
You're a sensitive bitch, then.

>manly
What the fuck are you talking about?

How stupid are you?
Not only do women literally LOVE this and beg for it... I personally enjoy it. Keep stroking her hair and telling her you love her, bro. We'll see where that gets you...

t. "I don't do it so that means no one does"
You're a faggot. I've spat on and punched during sex, women that I only just met at most 2 hours prior.

Foot fetish have been linked to repressed homosexuality

I tug on hair too, but I don't fucking gut check them. There's nothing satisfying about hurting women. Dominating yes, but hurting no.

>my ancestors

As far as I'm aware I'm not a rape baby and my parents weren't masochists or whores.

>he's a moron
Why do some guys like to be kicked in the balls?
Why do some guys like to fuck girls in the ass?
Why do some girls like to have their hair pulled?
...

How fucking retarded are you, seriously?

This sounds so alien to me that I can't even come close to anything resembling comprehension. Like women having fetishes for micropenises. Small tits are perky because there's just nothing there. If she wears a t-shirt she might look like a boy. But to each their own. And if you grow to have a 60 year old wife/girlfriend, saggy tits should be the least of your problems

>you are now imagining naked melisandre in her real naked self

So you're saying watching ultimate fighter gives you a hard on?

Yes because you're a faggot bitch, that's why

What does it matter what you do, anyway? Who the fuck are you?
Can people only do things that you do?

End yourself, dude. You're far too stupid to be on this site.

No? why would it?
Are you just playing dumb or genuinely a mong?

Dude what the fuck are you talking about?

I said I don't understand why hurting women is arousing and you start sperging out in autistic rage over an anonymous image board.

You've got serious issues guy.

Stop derailing the thread nig nogs.

4me
>being a good person (somewhat intelligent, caring, faithful and sweet)
is all that is required, everything else is an added bonus

wharton mba on a full ride, boyo. tomc.

Sure thing faggot!
>"iam stoopid and cant understand basic things abot human brain an he said somethng i dnt lyk an it had the word fuck in so tht must mean he sperging and has issues"

Mate...

aggression is manly, kiddo.

Happy at being a loser? Shameful. At least you didn't have any potential to waste.

Get your test levels checked, kiddo. Your balls seem to have fallen off.

You have been linked to overt homosexuality.

Good genes, not fat, not a lot of partners, short, white.

Only when properly applied in the right situations.

Guys who get angry all the time for no reason are less than children in their mind and should not be tolerated.

That's how we end up with muslims, thugs, and the assorted filth of the world.

My balls are the size of large eggs

To rephrase, self control is manly.

Random aggression signals a lesser being.

t. A nu-male """intellectual"""

Neuticles don't count, kiddo.

You don't know what that word means.

Nu-male means effeminate and cowardly.

On the other hand, "men" who get angry for no reason and drink beer like it makes them manly are nothing more than bullies and noxious animals.

Just because most the worlds population belongs to the lesser end of the spectrum and they can all get together and set false standards of masculine virtue doesn't make them manly.

Real men have discipline and self control, as well as values and respect.
It's not easy to be a man in a world filled with boys.

Just saved this, I think all this shit boils down to these.

Physical:
-ass
-not being fat
Personality
-smart enough not to pretend to be retarded
-loyal

I forgot to tip my fedora

So I gotta date a Mormon woman

doesn't say atheist or religious or non drinker anywhere.

should say tattoos and piercings if it doesn't already.

T. Douche

Let's be honest, you like like pic related, don't you?

breast size

>current chick checks off five out of ten
yep

big tits on a fat girl don't count

Ah ha. I did a little googling.. Its a hand down her pants. Not some weird monster vagina. Sad... I was really hoping I'd have some good shit to jerk off to tonight.

loyalty

the body can be fixed at any time, but her not fucking around cant.

Just liking each other. We like to go out/hang out, we like to have sex with each other, we like to live together... we just like each other.

Not being an annoying cunt can do them wonders

an internal desire to be the best version of herself
>lol, insanely rare

this will cover fitness, intelligence, social grace, all that.

aside from that, shes gotta have

>a cute face
>drive to place family first
>desire and interest to experience everything in life
>between 5'1 and 5'9
>no penis, no darkies, no boy haircuts, no current-gen lost-their-marbles feminists

finding all this in a female is actually impossible. i realize i describe a unicorn. but the good news is im closer to accepting being forever alone more than ever.

I found one, but she's Asian. Haven't decided if that's a deal breaker or not yet.

T I T S
I
T
S

current gf hits 0/10

guess I found a keeper?