>deadlift
>its not lifting corpses
>preacher curls
>I'm not a christian contortionist
>barbells
>they're not the things that ring at last orders in a bar
Deadlift
Adrian Cook
Jackson Barnes
>overhead press
>I am not standing over someone's head
Brandon Hernandez
>PT tells me to do power cleans
>take pressure washer to the barbell to ensure it is clean
Blake Wood
>squats
>you don't eat vag
>chest fly
>you're still on the ground
Lincoln Campbell
>clean&jerk
>
Jayden Ortiz
How lewd!
Kevin Richardson
>calf raises
>I'm not a Shepard
Ian Howard
>French press
>didn't get shot
>snatch
>don't get any
>ring dips
>no onion and no sauce
Blake Jackson
>Concentration curls
>Has ADD
Nicholas Anderson
>>French press
>>didn't get shot
you fucking got me
James Green
>overhead press
>get it anyway
Robert Jones
>bench press
>not a machine that takes in wood and outputs benches
Joseph Sullivan
>Lat pulldown
>not pulling down a Licensed Athletic Trainer
Wyatt Scott
>incline bench
>do it anyway
Jaxson Bailey
2meta
Ayden Sanders
>Chin ups
>Still depressed
Austin Sullivan
...
Jayden Martinez
>(anything) press
>does not involve a hydraulic press
Evan Long
do you even know what the word meta means you fucking retard?
Cooper Jackson
>arnold press
>tfw arnold doesnt even know you exist
Parker Hill
>Mule Kicks
>no farm animals in gym
Kayden King
I see plenty of black people at the gym though.
Camden Rivera
>doing good mornings
>it's 10 at night
Eli Howard
>pull-ups
>actually use depends
Kevin Young
Do you?
Kevin Fisher
This thread is gold guys
Jeremiah Turner
>French press
>didn't get shot