Anyone own of these?

kek

That was his point, you idiot

Well I have been using this free product available everywhere, they are called sluts and can be found outside of your house.

If you are not completely satisfied with the free product, you can always upgrade to a paid model known as a whore, product available everywhere but only in limited quantities.

For a premium pleasure there is a product called a premium whore / high maintenance whore, availability of this product is more limited.

There is also a economy class bundle product available called a gf or wife but you usually have to train one to fit your purpose or you can get a ready assebled and trained model but the milage may vary. Maintenance and other costs might vary based on model and manufacturing year.

I changed my old subscription order of free sluts to a gf and later on to a wife because I trained her to fot my needs and I didn't want to leave the house every time I wanted some pussy. Hope this helps you out, user.

Woah. That's freaky.

How the fuck are you supposed to know which one to buy? There's like 1000 different fucking patterns. Is there some kind of rating from system?

Essentially yeah. It's a vicious cycle. The more you squeeze the more stimulation it gets used to to cum, which means you need to squeeze harder and harder to cum over time. Eventually this means actual sex doesnt stimulate it enough and can lead to ED.

And a fleshlight can actually reverse that? So I assume the effects of the "death grip" are not permanent? It just seems like an odd claim and I'm trying to wrap my head around it. So the fleshlight doesn't use a death grip, so your body reacclimatizes to a normal feeling?

Bad analogy because a product can't ever not want you.

Women, on the other hand, never seem to want me

Don't be a sad cunt. Become shredded and make every girl wet at the sight of you, then deny them. It's the best feeling in the world. Being able to flip the table like that and have the control is pretty cool.

If I cum too fast should I try doing death grip on purpose?

No they're not permanent. It's all about adaptation to stimulation. You don't need a fleshlight to cure it, it just makes it easier since your hand is gonna have muscle memory, and it's hard to control your grip when you want to nut that badly.

The circumference of the fleshlight is fixed so it doesn't add additional pressure no matter how hard you squeeze. It acclimates you to be stimulated by the actually thrusting/rubbing motion rather than pressure from squeezing, which is an issue I've personally had

Thanks for explaining.

No problem homie

I feel kinda neutral about mine. They're kinda pricey for what they're used for. I don't regret buying it, but I honestly don't use it that often and it doesnt always feel that much better than just using my hand.

I can't stand female company long enough to fuck one, user. This seems perfect.

Well nobody wants a whining beta... maybe you could do better if you stop being one.

>I would get the endurance one if you're worried about premature ejaculation.

How does it achieve that?

I'm wondering this too.

I got a cheap one and it's too tight. It's overstimulating and the orgasm feels weird. Not great. Might be because it's also a stamina trainer. But I cum in 30 seconds in that thing.
I like my dildo better.

it does'nt look like a sex organ, so you can leave it lying out in the open and people won't know what it's for

Oh yes, the implement with a pink filling, a slit, and the word "Fleshlight" printed on the side.
How inconspicuous.

youtu.be/y_dSjPsLa5Q

here you go guys, this will be way more better than anything you can get in the US.

I got one of those Tenga sleeves. Decent price, feels breddy gud, easy as heck to clean (it turns inside out, use soap & water). And its a bit less conspicuous than a fleshlight.

Downside: needs lube every time. Only for luxury faps, really.

disagree. clean up and prep is easy.
would agree it cures deathgrip.

i disagree. no need to get "the endurance one" just get whatever one he wants or customize it.

this basically

this

it's basically just the ribbing inside. it implies you will cum quicker. i'd disagree with getting it based on it's name. i'd say look at the ribbing on the website then choose your preferences.

i have that one. i found it to be pretty tight at first.

yes they will. i'd say 8/10 times they will unless they are 14 year olds.

To much clean up.

I've read reviews. Tenga products seem inferior.

more about the convenience and compact of it all.

The kissing-trainer looks nice

I wanna get this one. It seems like the most hardcore one they have.
A few things I don't like about it. It's more expensive since it's endorsed by a model, it's not that pattern isn't available in the "build your own" which would make it cheaper, you can't get a mouth opening and you can't get it clear.

Eh, I still want it though. People seems to either love it, or think it's too intense. I'd like to know how that feels.

>"sexual" heath thread
>neckbears discuss their favorite fleshlight

Yea, pretty much.

>people actually buy fake vaginas
The contractions and warmth is what makes pussy so great. Just use your fucking hand until a fleshlight can suck your dick.

>buy latex gloves
>buy some lube, lotion
>put latex glove in sock
>our lubricant into glove
>put rubber band at base so the glove and sock stays aligned
>?????
>PROFIT

For the poorfags

Fuck. Wrong pic

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why does this look so comfy

i hope than when androids become a thing tenga makes partnerships with them

what part of the body is stealth?

that looks terrifying

>new bf always has to finish himself and he jerks it with the power of 1000 suns
>i actually regularly fap to fleshlight porn
this could be the solution to all my problems

they're great, but then again i had japanese ones (everything else is shit). lots of variety

clean-up can be annoying but it's not terrible. you rinse it out, put a towel inside, and fuck off for a bit.

Well it's all soft. It's not like it would be painful, just really stimulating.

>this could be the solution to all my problems
except the 'cleaning the fleshlight problem'

you have to make that part yourself.

back of the knee

loli vag

well if you want to desensitize anyway you could use a condom

I used to have one. Not worth the effort. Hand is fine, girl is better

iam interested now

Kek

>Not using condoms
Its almost like you want to brew beer with your dick.

You just clean it you fuck.

Too much effort you fucking fleshlight newfag

>too much effort
>run it under water for 30 seconds
Found the disabled ham planet.

>t. someone growing an entirely new life form in the deepest crevasses of his favorite masturbation implement

I love mine, clean up is trivial, feels better than girls and way better than hand. I don't know why more guys don't have one.

This is either a fleshlight shill of a kisless virgin, and I seriously can't tell which is more pathetic.

>Not licking it out
Not gonna make it.

Its neither, just a satisfied customer. I bought 3 sleeves which have seen pretty heavy use, 4 or 5 times a week and only show minimal wear after almost 4 years. I don't store them right so they've taken on some lint but they still fuck perfectly. You should really try it out. It doesn't even have to be fleshlight, I got a super head honcho first to test the concept of a fap sleeve. It's only $10. Fleshlight doesn't feel 6x better but stoya is a lot cuter. It is at least 1.5x better, and I'm not poor so why not?

I tried it before, gotta be careful with which brand of lube you use or it tastes funny.

>implying you can't warm up a sleeve with a heating pad
>implying you can't twist the sleeve for added tightness

i'd think that is too intense. not because i couldn't handle it, but because i wouldn't want to.

with the stamina unit, i'm not that big a fan of the stamina ribbing - because of the way it feels. i want something "softer" feeling rather than bumpy.

what i mean is this is all about what we are going for here. i say get a customized one to your prefs. because it is worth it.

if someone wants to spend the bare minimum on a fleshlight, don't get a fleshlight. get a tenga as it is a well known good product. don't get some 20 or 40 dollar no name pussy sleeve masturbator, either. those things rip. using a fleshlight, say 1000 times still won't rip it.
spend the extra dollar and save more in the long run. that's the whole point of having this, it's sustaining/preservation. that's one thing that makes it realistic.

I work for Real Doll, pic related. (from before when I was skellymode)

bought one of these like 3 years ago when i was stupid horny and i forgot about it till today

i need to think of a way of getting rid of it

mabye cut it up?

can you give me a discount?

No
Used dolls are pretty popular though

That sounds gross.

So rest your hand on the radiator and squeeze tighter.

Do you people honestly think the inside of a vagina looks like an MC Escher painting?

>So rest your hand on the radiator and squeeze tighter.

kek'd

Put lube in the sleeve.
Wrap it with a heating pad.
wait 10 minutes.
Insert dick.
Twist the top for added texture and tightness.
Fuck the shit out of it.

Feels better than sex desu. Sex is sweaty and tiring. I don't like being that close to another human.

>Low test beta faggot!!!!

I know.

before you get rid of it, use it and post trip report itt

>Become shredded and make every girl wet at the sight of you, then deny them.
I want to do this.
Am I a bad person.
I DIDNT CHOOSE TO BECOME THIS WAY OK.

its all dried up

so do non-virgin girls

I've only bought a tenga flip hole and some 30$ onahole from amazon.
I literally threw away the onahole after 2 uses.
fliphole is god tier

>I-I-I-I'm d-denying the g-girls!

Wow such an alpha choosing not to have sex, not because you're afraid or anything, totally not that, it's because you're an alpha. Yes.

how would you clean anything that wasnt a flip hole?

You had to cover your fingers with soap and finger it. it sucked.

>Feels better than sex
t. someone who has never made a girl cum

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Who gives a shit how she feels, I'm mostly interested in how I feel.

>tfw no gf to run her fingers through my hair asking me sweetly to cum inside her.

I know two dudes with a pocket pussy. One denies it to this day (I literally saw it in his room) and the other thought it was the greatest thing of all time, apparently he threw it away because of his newfound gf. I doubt it, they broke up in 3 months and I hope he didn't have to buy another.

>Who gives a shit how she feels
Because the sensation of a woman coming around your dick is the greatest feeling known to man

You're like an ice skater who's surprised he got low marks after drop kicking his partner and doing figure 8s around the rink by himself.

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>stealth
is the implication that people won't recognize this as a fucktoy?

Yeah, but it's the dumbest idea ever. Like, what the fuck else would it be?

they should just call it
>Less Embarrassing

Wish I had one but never had curiosity enough to actually go get one. Its probably fun to have some toys to masturbate with every now and then.

>Women getting a vibrator is cool and kinky
>Men getting a sex toy is pathetic and sad
People that think like that are the real pathetic fucks who keep putting down their fellow men and enabling arrogant bitches. Why do you care if some dude fucks some platic instead of using his hand? Everyone masturbates dude, how they do it don't make em lesser men, geez.

>Everyone masturbates dude
not once you ascend to your planar /nofap/ form

>Men getting a sex toy is pathetic and sad
It is when they use it as replacement for human contact

And shit girls do will always be kinkier than shit guys do. We're fucking guys, dude. Most everything a sexy chick does is sexy