They are often admired, some even regard them as the master race because they live like kings because of their oil, but what have they REALLY contributed except cancerous memes and IKEA?
Even the greatest middle-eastern shithole has contributed more to humanity than these shitstains.
Why do people gotta hate on nordics cus of /pol/ shitposters?
Xavier Taylor
Some science I guess. I agree that Nordic Europe is entirely overrated. This doesn't mean I think they should become le 56% face.
Joseph Nguyen
paperclips
Xavier Anderson
Very little, but they produced some (2 or 3 i think) good scientists in the XX century.
John Gutierrez
spread genes on every piece of land that is connected to the sea or a river
Dylan Williams
Holy shit, stop with these fucking threads. Just because an amerimutt shitposter thinks he's as nordic as vikings doesn't mean you should hate them. Go back to your board.
Hunter Wilson
They are by far the most beatiful race physically speaking. All nordicism stems from this fact. Prove me wrong.
Thomas Bell
But they aren't spanish, dude.
Robert Gomez
>blonde hair Nope
Kayden Ross
>blond hair >blue eyes Nope, not beautiful at all desu
Joseph Mitchell
>darkies on damage control
Thomas Walker
Spaniards kinda look like neanderthals. Plus they're usually swarthy.
The gook girls you lust after try their hardest to look nordic.
Isaac Ward
Also some writers like Kierkegaard, Ibsen, Strindberg and composers like Grieg.
Asher Davis
>they live like kings because of their oil That's Norway
Asher Taylor
Every intellectual wants a spanish wife you brainlet.
Justin Gomez
and norway is struggling with housing problems and unemployment. >inb4 gibs me dats you gotta qualify for that shit and if you aint an immigrant you dont get it automatically
Josiah Kelly
ew. put that tranny away.
Ian Miller
*talks to you about books*
hnnnggg
Cooper King
*talks to you about burning books* ftfy
Nathan Moore
Beowulf, and the basics of the English language
Lincoln Murphy
Looks 12 tbphwyf
Gabriel Barnes
first trannys now pedobait. No wonder the spaniards are inbred and without honour.
Matthew White
This. Russia is Swedish. England is Danish and Norwegian. America was discovered by a Norwegian. France is Danish.
Also, skaldic poetry, as well as a bunch of playwrights and composers from the 1800'ds.
That's just off the top of my head.
Henry Robinson
if you want to look at objective data, those countries are cleaner, richer, more socially equal and smarter(per IQ tests, but i dont doubt his disagrees), and taller(if this matters to you) than pretty much all others. its clear that living in shitty northern conditions exerted harsh selection on the populations living there. all the immigrants from those 'middle-eastern shitholes' you praise fail to meet scandinavians in any positive metric when they actually live in scandinavian countries, and surpass them in metrics like crime.
but you are exaggerating anyways, i've literally never seen anyone on his, randomly praising scandis. in fact i recall seeing posts like this more often.
they draw attention for the reasons i highlighted above, to westerners, they are a sort of 'Peak Aryan'
Austin Long
>richest people in the world >happiest people in the world >most beautiful people in the world >Discovered the New world >Created Russia >Created Great Britain >Linné >Celsius >Nobel >Egner >Arrhenius >H.C. Andersen >Orsted >Kierkegaard >Ericsson >Laval >Bohr >Ångström >Sturluson >Vikernes >Hardråda >Gustaf Adolf >Rollo >Rurik >Knútr
Stay mad shitskin
Matthew Reyes
>most beautiful people in the world Only if you're a fucking mutt, nigger, Indian or otherwise inferior.
I'm a Ruskie and I find our women FAR more feminine and cute than the Germanic masculine-looking women.
Carson Morris
They have contributed; however, their contributions are overlooked compared to the more consequential thinkers historically
Ian Jackson
>The gook girls you lust after try their hardest to look nordic this there is a reason why so many asian girls carry umbrellas at all times, they always want to be out of the sun so they cam be as pale as possible.
Cameron Carter
>Gustaf Adolf It's Gustavus Adolphus Magnus
Too bad that's only half the population, your men look like shit.
Brayden Morgan
>tfw born a Sw*de GET ME OUT REEEEEEE
Eli Williams
Dynamite. They're pretty overrated desu.
Adam Myers
>tfw born to finnish parents in sweden Is there a more perfect man? No. Envy me, you lesser men.
Benjamin Wood
>caring about what men look like As expected from a Swede
Gavin Carter
>richest people in the world
Stopped reading there.
Jace Martinez
>Russkie So Nordic mutt
Zachary Ward
>inb4 muh gdp
Still wrong.
Joseph Cooper
>not measuring by wages t. brainlet
John Williams
Median wealth is objectively the best form of measurement, because it measures the total wealth of the average person in the country. Measuring by income alone would fail to include several factors at play. Amerimutts have low median wealth for example because of high wealth inequality in the country, high housing/rent prices, college debt, healthcare costs, etc: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult
Mason Martin
don't forget about about based Carl Linnaeus, the founder of modern taxonomy
Grayson Turner
>ooga booga >muh dick Whoa, so this is the power of Nordic culture?
Easton Reed
Beowulf was written by the Anglo-Saxons, mongoloid, and the oldest copy dates to half-a-millennium after the Angles, Saxons and Jutes migrated to Britain It's literally like saying the works of Diego Velázquez are a modern Mexican achievement
Bentley Lewis
I have literally never earned a wage in my life and I guarantee I am wealthier than you.
William Long
You are still ugly though
Josiah Wilson
In the past 3-4 centuries, I guess they did some science stuff like Taxonomy under Linnaeus, and iirc they changed warfare in Northern Europe in the 17th/18thC. Before that, fucking nothing besides landing on 'Murica and confusing the fuck out of archaeologists in Canadistan.
Mason Harris
>""nordids"" >beautiful ah, I sure love the Jew-nosed, primitive-browed, sunken-eyed, and s t i c c aesthetic (at least for the women)
Jonathan Barnes
damn you got him user
Leo Carter
no he got me I feel so poor, he is so much wealthier than me :(
Jackson Ramirez
People with blonde hair and blue eyes have the potential to look very pretty if they're in reasonably good condition. That's it. That's why. They look good. This is what everybody wishes that they looked like. It's vain, but it really is that simple.
Andrew Myers
You might be a homo bro.
Blake Gutierrez
>Sweden >oil
Isaiah Ortiz
>Italy is the 4th-5th richest country in the world
I mean, I could spend all day picking apart all the problems with retarded formula, but this should already be enough of a red flag to dismiss this whole pile of shit.
I visited Italy and >Got pickpocketed >Saw somebody go in to a convulsion in the middle of the street, nobody really cared >Hotel room was tiny as fuck, several channels devoted to anime, absolutely nothing interesting on >Everyone looks Mexican, parking lots don’t even exist, people will just park literally wherever, >Saw the most poverty-stricken public wedding I’ve ever seen in my life
Sorry, but Italy is a hellhole.
Oliver Phillips
Sweden in particular has contributed a ton to the sciences
Lincoln Rogers
This +
The Normans, Goths, Saxons all came from here. Remove them and you remove 50% of Europe's history.
Like a recent BBC documentary commented on the Normans, because these Nordic settlers assimilated wherever they went and abandoned their Nordic/Viking past we have largely ignored their influence. They may not have produced Europe's greatest thinkers but they were Europe's greatest doers. They're as important as the Latins. If you're looking for the weak link in European peoples, it's probably the Slavs - if we're talking culture. Still great warriors though, Europe owes it's survival to the barrier they formed to the East.
Nathan Garcia
I remember exactly how this memery developed. When /int/ got created back in 2010, a bunch of Nordic shitposters started spamming those "Scandinavian master race" and "Success breeds jealousy" memes in every fucking thread, there was a semi-retarded Swedish tripfag called Anonymouse who was particularly cringy. This was countered by the "Sweden YES" forced meme and Swedes were shat on for being faggots, cucks and irrelevant pussies ever since.
Brandon White
grand strategy games
disclaimer: I was paid for this post
Angel Fisher
Begone paradox shill
Isaac Jones
tbf, sweden is pretty retarded, but pretty much all scandis find the whole "master race" thing cringy. maybe because we are naturally self descriptive.
Owen Ward
>my nordic ass is on fire LMAO, snownegros can't take bant?
Brayden Wright
pale =/= white Being pale in asian culture (korea at least) implies being indoors a lot and is equated with having a high social status and education with a white collar job. I personally do not like this line of thinking in the culture, doing manual labor is a honorable job and this sort of "tradition" (it mostly emerged since industrialization) is really pathetic to be honest
Juan Rogers
they also do eye surgery to make their eyes look wider, there is definitely some aim to look more 'white' so to speak, it seems to happen in many other countries too(like India) I believe it is a consequence of colonialism and for the Koreans association with america, a country they're a little bit obsessed with.
Kevin Jones
World would be better off if Russia didn't exist.
Danes in England changed nothing.
Discovery of America by Vikings lead to nothing.
France isn't Danish.
Xavier Evans
That's absolute bullshit, and anyone who visited Scandinavia can confirm. Slavic women are far more beautiful (on average), and men in Southern Europe are generally more attractive too. Besides, that's just fucking looks. Quite irrelevant for this thread. It's literally the most boring and irrelevant region of Europe, historically.
Jackson Lewis
>Russia is Swedish Perhaps formed by Swedes. Their progeny was Slavic after a generation, as demonstrated by their Slavic names.
Julian Sullivan
Slavs are the tusken raiders of earth
Angel Baker
First man in space was a Slav. I bet that makes you buttdevastated. What did your irrelevant backwater accomplish, besides inventing 67 genders?
Kevin Long
And yet still contributed a lot more than a fucking cheese slicer. Dumb Nordshit animal.
Connor Nelson
They are american's wet dream: white, without any culture and """"progressive"""".. i do not expect anymore any american to value cultural output more than skin colour at this point..
Henry King
And yet Italy is still on average wealthier and have a higher IQ than any Scandinavian country Pretty sad
David Wright
Sweden revolutionized warfare and organization of government and saved protestantism in the 17th century
>produce nothing but the fucking Vikings >call anyone a Tusken raider
Jaxson Gomez
Source for that m7?
Anthony Howard
>live like kings because of their oil That's only the Norwegians though
Carson Moore
Slavs butthurt over being ugly squatters detected
Cooper James
Because they objectively are the master race.
James Nelson
This. Niggas are OP in a lot of metrics, and nowadays have a disproportionate amount of scientific research, when taking into account papers published and shit. Also, their social trust is really good(they are POSITIVE about paying taxes, since they believe gov gets shit done)
Unironically, hats off to them. They may be insanely retarded when it comes to socialism and progressive bullshit, but that's another story.
>Germanic masculine-looking women. This. Tall blondies are a big fetish of mine, but they always look so "manly", with pronounced jawlines and all.
Hudson Thompson
Hideous
Evan Garcia
implying mediterranean girls arent the best
Jeremiah Davis
>smarter their iq doesn't seem that impressive but maybe migrants are having an effect on it.
>'Peak Aryan' stop misusing the word aryan.
Andrew Garcia
>Anonymouse /int/ pre-flag was pretty solid
Brody Harris
>Experience as a tourist >Experience as a local
You had a bad vacation, doesnt mean a country is bad.
Leo Lopez
Actually the >YES meme com from the: >Countryname >YES >YES >YES >YES meme
Robert Richardson
You know in Greece light traits are associated with stupidity....
Easton Scott
Considering their tiny population compared to the rest of Europe, I think they've done alright.
Charles Price
We came up with this
Henry Green
>America was discovered by a Norwegian. Technically he was Icelandic, though Iceland was pretty much just a Norwegian settlement at that time so it's not really wrong. Anyway he can't be credited with discovering America because the settlement was a failure and they all left and didn't bother with America ever again, then Columbus found it later.
Josiah Wood
>looks like a literal caveman painting >it's from the Bronze Age