Tfw Veeky Forums

to be objectified by women. pretty much my lifting goal that one.

You sound pretty fucking pathetic.

Never said I wasn't

Trust me it's not all its cracked up to be. You'll spend around 1/4 of the time being eyeballed and flirted with by women whom you would actually go out with.

The rest of the time will be spent dealing with fatties, old washed up hags, and desperate single moms.

So what made you think any woman of quality would want to be with you?

>Desperate fatties
>Desperate old women
>Desperate single moms
>All clamoring for your attention
>Lightly brushing the back of your tricep with their fingers
>Talking loudly and revealing details about their gross lives to you-as if you were close
>Suddenly you realize that this is how attractive women feel around beta-males

>Got a 7/10 gf in highschool despite being chunky because I was always the clever/smart kid with a good sense of humor
>Decide to get fit in college because making said gf insecure is a HUGE ego boost
>Never have to worry about gf cheating on me because she didn't pick me for my body
Why you datin ugly sluts?

>Cares about sports
>Cares about politics
>Tries to be 'cultured'
That's not 'Knowledge', that's just a bunch of competitive hogwash that has zero real world application. Read some nonfiction, daily wikipedia, and get really into the scientific and academic community. Girls are into real knowledge, not "Im better than you" bullshit

pretty much
>ogre ladies
>whale ladies
>meh ladies
>milf ladies
>old ladies
>single moms

I remember when I was 19 in college and the professor was hitting on me when I went to her office, I think she was like 50 years old. I also think the gay professor was jerking off to me. At least I know how it feels to be a hot girl. One of my girlfriends told me she gets hit on at least 25 times a day as a cashier even when she was in high school

/thread

Do they actually do this?

Im almost finished cutting I need to know

Yes. Was literally propositioned for sex by some cock hungry single mom I work with a few weeks ago.

even more than that, learn to do shit.

few things impress women like men that know (seemingly instinctually) how to do almost commonplace things (install dimmer switches, fix car issues, household shit, cooking, etc)

it only impresses them if they already find you attractive

I'm only 20 and got hit on by two women who were old enough to be my mom at a bar a few months back. Granted I do look closer to 25, but it was still weird as fuck.

Really fat and confident girls are the worst though
>be me, 15 years old
>violinfag, playing in youth orchestra
>on break during rehearsal
>end up having to talk to this fat female violist because we have a mutual friend
>she seems fine at first (just very ugly and VERY Italian)
>fast forward a few days later
>get text from some random number
>you guessed it, it's fatso
>she got my phone number through the mutual friend
>says "lol user let's play the compliment game"
>says that I have a really nice ass
>get uncomfortable and don't answer
>starts to suggest that we go on a date without flat out saying it
>engage inner autism and act like I don't know what she's doing
>she eventually stops texting me a few weeks later

I'm flattered with her interest in me. What irks me is that if the genders were reversed, I would get slammed for "objectifying her" but she's somehow brave and strong for doing it to me.

eh, even for the DYEL's and the betas, it gives them a way to show value that's not usually readily apparent. sure, it might be harder to get in those circumstances, but every bit helps.

>Mom told me reading books and knowing how the world works would give me an awesome personnality which would attract all the girls

>listening to your mom about women

did you ever follow the story of the mortal god zyzz ?

>TFW your father told you to treat all women like princesses and to practically worship them.

fucking asshole, thanks for setting me up for failure.

just like mom did

Ken

>if the genders were reversed, I would get slammed for "objectifying her" but she's somehow brave and strong for doing it to me.
Well the genders aren't, in fact, reversed, so who cares?
You just said so, you were flattered. If you felt threatened by her advances at some point you would have room to bitch about gender injustice but so far everything seems right.

>Really fat and confident girls are the worst though

That's because you're treating land whales like they are actual human beings instead of the wastes of oxygen that they are.

I work with land whales and know how to deal with them. Just say hi when they waggle their fat tongues in your direction and politely dismiss any attempts at conversation they try to make with you.

This keeps their slobbering tongues away from you without being labeled as the misogynist, male, pig on their tumblr account.

whats wromg with old ladies? I like them if they are hot

>Whats wrong with old ladies? I like them if they are hot

Too bad the hot ones are already married. The only ones who will be putting out for some 20 year old guy from /fit are the haggard looking past their primes and the single mothers.

>tfw a girl likes you

Women don't care what you know, only if you know how to use the information to achieve what you want. Otherwise it is just a party trick. Being good at jeopardy doesnt do anything for women.

This guy gets it.

I know plenty of attractive 45-50 year olds. I'm currently flirting with an ex's mom and I think I'd tear that shit to pieces. Legit though. The only girls that are brave enough to talk to you when you're fit are the ones with nothing to lose. (Fatties, older singles, single moms, etc) I think it's because if they don't go for it, it will never happen so they take a chance and say fuck it. Literally had a girl today,

> Brings her computer, "Oh it won't turn on"

>user, the Veeky Forums IT guy to the rescue

>She's a big girl. Cute face and friendly but not my cup of tea.

> Press the power button and computer turns on, it was just asleep.

>"Are you kidding me? It wouldn't work at all and blue screened"

>Check logs, no blue screen found

>"Oh well I guess you caught me just wanting to come see you hehehe"

> I'm working and don't think so I just blurt out "You wouldn't be the only one I'm sure."

>Silence.

>Politely hand computer back when I'm done and give her care instructions on how to react if it does it again.

>Don't realize how big of an asshole I sounded like until I read this thread.

Praise be

>>be Veeky Forums and /pol/

>>knowledge about books and politics

Pick one and only one

>/pol/ 21y/o kissless virgin

You did this to yourself.

Guy friends:
>knows I'm a PhD student
>discusses metaphysics with me
>watches documentaries about the universe/quantum mechanics and asks me questions about it
>enjoys listening to me explain things
>able/willing to further ask questions in responmse to my explanations
>actually retains the things I've said prior and can use the knowledge

Girl "friends":
>doesn't care what I study
>feigns interest when I talk about what I do
>"omg user how much time do you spend in the gym tee hee"
>changes the subject whenever I start getting a little technical
>doesn't vote Trump

It's as if the memes were real.

The thing i like about milfs is how strong they come on to you. I am 22, 6'2 and been lifting 6-7 years
>be at a bar with friends
>just sitting and talking, seat next to me was open
>suddenly a woman sits down next to me, id say about 35-40yo
>first thing she does is ask if i want to go to her place

I love being objectified by women. Last week i went to a club and a 7/10 came up to me and said she has nowhere to sleep tonight and asked if i can help her with that. Literally never seen her before. She just loved my body.
This is why i lift.

>"You wouldn't be the only one I'm sure."

Aloha as fuck, thanks for daily lel user.

>tfw my gf never compliments my knowledge about books and politics
Because you went on /pol/.
You don't have any knowledge of politics

You don't go to /pol/ to learn about politics. You go there to discuss them (and spread dank memes).

>Tfw fit
>Work in an office setting
>Mostly women
>Most are fat, flabby, single moms, used up.
>Get flirted with like crazy
>Except ONE GIRL
>5'2, big tits, hips, face 10/10
>Complete bro-tier
>Can talk about anything, never gets offended, super chill, really intelligent.
>Doesn't flirt
>Doesn't even hug guys
>Crushing mad hard
>Ask her why she doesn't hug
>Has a bf, keeps boundaries out of respect for him.

I'm gonna hope the guy dies so I can swoop in and nab her

At what level do they do this?
Im at a good place bodywise but its a dry desert on the best of days

>"user, I'm sorry for cheating on you but you've changed too much"

That ain't going to happen by itself user

>metaphysics
>quantum mechanics
>completely unrelated disciplines
'>"phd student"
>trump

you know how i know you're lying? take your bullshit pseudo-intellectual fantasy back to /pol/ or /reddit/

>nigger chimps out because he couldn't afford college

Uuga booga gogo

It varies based on facial aesthetics but I'm around 12-15% bf at 200 pounds and 6' tall. Just don't be a skelly. Also if you seem confident and intelligent then you come across as the whole package. I get hit on by women 25-50 all day. The younger ones it's just for fun but I could bang the mids to older ones no problem. If you have a fuck ugly face this will never happen.

Never said metaphysics was my area of expertise you sperg.

>supposed phd student waxes about disciplines he knows jack shit about

i bet you're in undergrad or high school. otherwise it's some bullshit phd which has nothing to do with philosophy OR physics

>metaphysics
>unrelated to physics
Lmao.
Also
>what are hobby readings
>implying grad students can't be well-rounded in their knowledge
t. freshman. Feel free to ask me about anything related to QM though, but it's not like you know enough to ask anything desu.

>jealous
>nigger

You'll never make it brah

>Lift and do cardio for 10 years
>6'0 190 lbs but strong for my size and ripped mode
>Have good facial aesthetics
>Also have well groomed, medium, length hair

This is how I achieved fuckboi mode.

>>metaphysics
>>unrelated to physics
>>Lmao.

>not having a fucking clue what metaphysic is
>thinking its related to phd level physics because "physics" is in the word
>calling yourself out as an uneducated dipshit

>>what are hobby readings
>implying grad students can't be well-rounded in their knowledge
>implying your hobby reading gives you enough knowledge to explain anything to anyone
>implying you've read more than 2 sentences about ontology

>t. freshman. Feel free to ask me about anything related to QM though, but it's not like you know enough to ask anything desu.

>using desu
>phd student

i have a master's in CS with a specialization in applied cryptography, not that you should believe me (nor i you)

try giving me a non-wikipedia explanation of a qubit. i'll wait

lack of college education is one of the better predictors of trump support

imaginary phd pls go

>no u

metaphysics what the fuck LMAO

>i have a master's in CS with a specialization in applied cryptography
>cryptography
Not the same guy, but how about you giving a non-wikipedia explanation of an abelian scheme.

...

how have i not seen this before?

love it.

Why is it that moms always give the shittiest advice about women?

Dear fucking god. At least you realised how wrong he was.
I know a guy in his 20's whose father taught him to always pay everything for women. He constantly gets shat all over by gold diggers.

Found the socialist.

eh, i still pay for everything, but i do it as a power/demeaning thing.

maybe she'll wise up and get a real job.

either way, it's not like it's expensive.

Didn't I already say that I've never claimed to be an expert on metaphysics you sperglord? Lmao.

Anyway I'm not in quantum computing mate. But I have read that recent paper on the undecidability of quantum lattice spectral problem and have an idea of how quantum computing is about. I'm not going to pretend I know the exact definition of qubit.

>group theory on Veeky Forums and maybe topology if you ask more questions

while we really only use it for elliptic curves (and more basic number theory prevailed in my program), it's a smooth set over a scheme, with the members of that group restricted to only groups which are algebraically complete

>this retarded
A scheme is an algebraic geometry construction you dumbass. It has nothing to do with topology aside from them being studied by categories.
>smooth set
You can't have a smooth structure over only a set you retard lmao.
>groups being algebraically complete
What an idiot.

>>Didn't I already say that I've never claimed to be an expert on metaphysics you sperglord? Lmao.

you clearly don't know ANYTHING about metaphysics, and are completely unqualified to talk about it. this is a habit which grad students tend to lose, because they realize that other disciplines are sufficiently deep as to preclude intellectual grandstanding with cursory knowledge.

>>Anyway I'm not in quantum computing mate. But I have read that recent paper on the undecidability of quantum lattice spectral problem and have an idea of how quantum computing is about. I'm not going to pretend I know the exact definition of qubit.
>anything about quantum mechanics, but not basic real-world applications of entanglement!

it's the most fundamental piece of quantum computing, and i really have no idea how you could read a paper and have "an idea of how quantum computing is about" without having the first clue what a qubit is

i didn't read that paper (working professional, not much time to read journals, blah blah), but i have a hard time believing that the word "qubit" didn't show up at least 15 times

E X P O S E D

>clearly
Whatever you say lmao.
>have a hard time believing
Take a look yourself.
arxiv.org/abs/1502.04573
It does talk about QTM history states in terms of quantum states, which is intuitive.

>probably math major with superiority complex because i don't remember the details of group schemes
>E X P O S E D

toppest kek

I dunno, my mother is an old world traditionalist type of woman. When I got older, she told me to look for several things in a girl:
>hourglass shape, nice breasts and a butt means that she is healthier (momscience)
>no fat chicks (she threatened to slap me if I brought home a fat girl)
>supportive personality, which must be reciprocated by myself of course
>no tattoos
>no dyed hair
>no vegetarianism
>must have a strong relationship with her own family, no daddy issues, no sibling conflict

Simple things, to be sure. I've followed these tips and I've had only happy and healthy relationships thus far. My mother came from rural Argentina, where traditional gender roles are the norm to this day.

holy shit that was so alpha it was almost edgy but who knows maybe you just gave her the courage to change who she is good job user

>didn't understand the wikipedia explanation
>"muh i don't remember the details anymore"

>don't remember
You can't remember what you never knew user.
>this much projection
>implying schemes are covered in any undergrad course
>doesn't even know what Abelian-ness is
I think it's painfully obvious to anyone regardless of discipline that you're a mouthbreathing and estating retard waving his nonexistent epeen around on a Kazhak camel jockey forum.

make the smallest hints at it user she needs to know without knowing that you want her and will slay her beta bf

What kinda shit do you wear that grills mire so hard?

Anons I just want to tell you that this is the most inspirational thread i have seen on this board for months.
I'm halfway through it, just finished my workout and I'm itching to get back for more

>argentina
Shitskin detected you must be a halfbreed

This is also shitty advice desu
Fucking numale

But If a lady has that at a young age, why waiting to be old? Why not bulding a good relationship earlier? Why to fuck all sluts at your early 20's when your wife material will know that you are a manslut?

>have women flirt with me regularly
>started getting more light touches or casual out of no where contact (woman hugs me today randomly while laughing at some cringey joke I was making)
>ignore 90% of them because not cute enough to be worthwhile
>realize I dont give a fuck about casual sex and just want qt whos actually beautiful/intelligent
>just want meaningful encounter

THOSE WHORES

>/pol/ virgin?

/pol/ is the problem

I'm a young man with raging hormones in my system. I'll fuck around for a while before being Mr. Serious.

Fuck you and the horse you rode on

Man up and say "I'm flattered but I have a boyfriend"

:(

Tfw this happens to you but you have never had an emotionally involved serious relationship.

Tfw women are falling in love with you but you are way too far gone from years of this and are now full Patrick Bateman of not knowing emotional warmth you were deprived of as a child and now in your adult personal life.

>be me in the past
>i'm young and ugly and stupid
>everyone is mean to me and no one likes me
>be me now
>i'm mature, good-looking (Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums), and intelligent (dat dere degree)
>everyone is nice to me and women want to fuck me
just be yourself guise :)

>Tfw women are falling in love with you but you are way too far gone from years of this and are now full Patrick Bateman of not knowing emotional warmth you were deprived of as a child and now in your adult personal life.
Stop thinking like a goddamned tragic and brooding Japanese cartoon character. You're getting female attention, some are really into you, and now you have the opportunity to experience emotional warmth. You're not the fictional sociopath you want to be. Get over yourself, brodinski.

>college
>gf

lmfao she's already banged someone else then made out with you..

I'm not used to talking to girls I don't want to fuck? How do I tell girls I'm not interested hut not hurt them?

And how do I not treat them special?

>trying to act like the superior board
>on Veeky Forums

>how do I tell girls I'm not interested and not hurt them?
You really can't, just be honest and try not to be an ass and minimize the damage.

>how do I not treat them special?
Realize that they aren't special. They're just people, like you, me and everyone else.

rekt

10/10