How the FUCK do I cook brown rice? I just watched several youtube videos and checked several google results (all on the top of the searches) and every single one of them said something different.
-Leave it uncovered! -Be sure to cover it! -Cook it for 45 minutes! -You only need to cook it for 20 minutes! -Be sure to use 2 cups of water for every cup of rice! -Use 2 and a half cups of water for each cup of rice! -Be sure to check it early so it doesn't get burnt! -Don't remove the lid too early or you'll ruin it!
Eli Jones
Fuck brown rice. Just eat potatoes, they're easy as fuck and one of the most nutritionally complete foods in existence.
Ian Gomez
put it in the fucking pot, take a bit outside after 20 minutes, if its hard keep cooking.
If there isnt much water left: add some. Its not that hard
Andrew Morris
Bitch I didn't ask for your dogshit advice about some fucking potatoes
Dominic Cooper
>take a bit outside after 20 minutes Doesn't it get cooked differently in different layers? Won't the top or bottom get done first? Doesn't removing the lid fuck it all up?
Brody Morris
Have fun eating your shitty meme food. I hear it pairs really well with plain chicken breast.
William Sullivan
Have fun with your potato body.
Matthew Wright
>rice >oats >any grain >vegetables >eggs >anything you can think of >don't need to check
best return on investment user
William Lopez
No? Just add the rice when the water is boiling. In order to let it cook equal in all layers it ha to be covered. when you see, that its about to be good/ready, let the water "boil out"
Aiden Morales
>when you see, that its about to be good/ready, let the water "boil out"
How do I "let" the water boil out? You mean just leave it sitting longer?
Jack Hughes
>Hurr you have to eat brown rice to be a bodybuilder Is it new in here?
Josiah Robinson
Yes Now go and cook that shit. Cover it up in water, after 20min take first bite, and see how it is.. not complicated..didnt your mother teach you how to cook?
Liam Anderson
>cuckoo >cuck oo >cuck Nice try liberal scum
Zachary Lewis
>didnt your mother teach you how to cook?
No she didn't. I'm undoing a lifetime of being a spoiled sheltered shithead.
Kevin Parker
2 to 1 water to rice (you can use a bit more/less water if you like your rice softer/firmer) boil water stir in rice, cover, reduce heat to low
when there is no more water visible its done remove from heat, stir and let sit for 5 min
how can you fuck this up
Bentley Ortiz
>how can you fuck this up
You just don't know...
Lincoln Morales
Trips spoke truth.
Sorry for that..also isnt there a manual on the back of ricebag?
Juan Martinez
>also isnt there a manual on the back of ricebag?
Yes, and it says the same thing as except it calls for 45 to 50 minutes. Pretty fuckhuge difference. What am I supposed to believe?
Camden Robinson
Oops, I thought his post said 20 minutes.
Fuck it. I give up. Going to Pizza Hut.
Camden Ramirez
You do what stands on the manual, everything else remains the same...oh fuck please tell me this is some kind of trolling..
Xavier Martin
>not able to make food for yourself >not going to make it
Carson Wood
Depends on the rice. Don't worry about the time, just check it every now and again after 20. The worst that can happen is you leave it on the heat after the water is gone for a bit too long and its kinda dry.
Luke Turner
you got me user :,(
Jackson Robinson
I just dont care anymore. Brown rice has ruined my life!
Blake Powell
You suck at life like mike o' hearn sucks at pretending to be natty
Leo Price
Buy a rice cooker and put rice in it then pour water in it so there's jsut enough water to cover all the rice with a. Bit floating on top. Then check it every once in w ahile and add more off needed
Isaac Thomas
>getting shitty pizza instead of local meditteranian
Kevin Long
>Rinse it >Fry it with a little olive oil or non-stick cooking spray (I might add garlic or onions here) >Add water about 2:1 water to rice (Couple taps of Mrs. Dash's ass or some fresh herbs here) >Bring that shit to a boil >Bring that shit to a simmer >Leave it until the water looks like its boiled out (At first you'll probably be checking it too much but you'll eventually figure out how much time it needs for so much water/rice and it'll come out better) >Turn it off >Set it aside still covered for a few more minutes (Got to let it absorb any remaining moisture)
Comes out good every time.
Ian Adams
put rice in pot put water in bowl bring water to boil stir every few mins if you like it hard as a fucking diamond then 20min if /noteeth/ 45 min drain water ???????????
Noah Hernandez
Here's how I do mine;
Put rice in ceramic dish Add boiling water until you've just about covered the rice Add a pinch of salt Add more boiling water until you have a 2:1 ratio of water to rice (eyeball it) Cover Microwave at full power for ten minutes Stir Microwave for 5 minute intervals, checking water levels and softness of rice and stirring each time until done.
Simple, and is zero effort so you don't have to worry about it while cooking everything else
Parker Reyes
read the sticky
Evan Myers
>1 cup rice : 1 cup of water >Heat + bring to boil >Once it's boiled, low heat for approx 20 mins >Look at it after, if water still there then let it keep going, if none left, take off heat and let it sit until you want to eat it
Literally that easy you fuckwit
Liam Miller
This thread has only served to prove my point. Everyone has a different idea. So fuck it. I just bought a rice cooker.
Jaxson Fisher
>Buy a rice cooker >Weigh how much rice you want and put it in the rice cooker >Add water at a 1:1.5 ratio (1 gram == 1ml) >Turn on rice cooker >Come back 15 minuets later >Eat rice