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Panzertwink isn't a twink anymore edition.

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First for sumo is shit

I have monkey arms but shit deadlift leverages

I literally lockout like just above the knee but I can't deadlift for shit because all my other leverages suck.

Ffs

SHE SENT NUDE
HILY SHIT

what's wrong with their diet?

s79e79a38n4???

check em

>that chin
>rather, that lack thereof

Take a quick gander at

>izlee at 105kg
>joe at 105kg
>chadorio at 105kg

And guess which one eats proper food instead of US/UK abominations

I don't know what's funnier, his entire head or his noodle arms.

>US food is bad

I present Atwood, Haack, Norris, Lewis, Cornelius and Williams as evidence to the contrary, your move sir.

I'm not even close to 105

Didn't you compete in the 105s at your last meet?

you'd make such a good pig for halloween

oink oink

What other leverages?

Yea. I was like 5lbs over the 93s.
I tried to cut for it then that week thought I was too far so didn't bother and started eating.
Then weighed in at like 212.
Oh well.

Internal leverages + I'm fat

hancotts 5'9 and competes in the 74kgs... you're 5'7 and compete in 105.. do you any idea how fucking fat you are?

This is sad Josh. Go get some friends.

has anyone ever told you that you would make the perfect little piggy for halloween?

Josh is a junior twig next to the 5'9 overlords, Haack and Norris

its not josh
hes too busy editting vlogs of him playing guessing games with a lad on his bed

neither of them compete in the 105s either kek

Screamer

screamer is 4'2

>wake up
>turn to my side
>tfw she wasn't there
>tfw she never will b

kys sean

just get another dog mang

look at those dead eyes, you just know shes a whore who just fucked 3 guys that night and is waiting for you to leave so shecan get gangbanged by 3 more

that poor dog's face holding the full weight of that big honker on her.

Lads, what's the smolov equivalent for Bench?

Holy projection batman

Staring strength

ITs not a prjection when its a literal fact that she is a self admitted whore

smolov

Sean you've claimed to have sexy with 30 imaginary women

You're the whore

Internal leverages?

literally smolov

Nice try beta orbiter, but your internet love princess is a disgusting gutter trash slut, to which in her city she is literally known as "the Lancaster Whore"

She in fact, sucked a guys penis through a letter box, and once he came, refused to let her inside

he is incapable of the willpower required to try harder

that last part was alpha as fuck

Care to share more from the autistic porn novel you're writing?

unfortuently, its not anovel, sorry dino, just facts :((( you can ask her or anyone in her hometown if you dont belieive me

dont wrry though theres lots of other girls on the internet for you to fall in love with

Are you going to finish what you started and type up the rest of the erotic novel

Or are you going to weasel out like your father weaselled out of caring for you?

Sorry to break it to you dino but
A) that wasnt a novel
B) I never said I was writing a novel
3) esmeralda is a whore
C) MY father gave me an estate, and has raised me to make millions myself, what has your father given you, a laptop so you can fall in love with women over the internet?
iiii) the girl who you fell in love with over Veeky Forums is a literal gutter trash whore
F) She in fact, sucked a guys penis through a letter box, and once he came, refused to let her inside

I can not be asked to read this block of autism

All I read was A) and it's clearly an extract from your plg erotic novel

Feel free to summerise your well of text so I don't get brain cancer trying to read it.

tl;dr you confused my father for esmeraldas father who killed himself after the school phoned him and informed that his daughter got caught in a blowbang sucking 15 of the kids dicks at once

>A, B, 3, C, iiii, F

Someone's been drinking

no confusion Sean, I remember your erotic incest novels with your father at the hockey rink where he left you on SP

Your father would be proud dino, defending your lords princess LOL

I hearby knight thee, WHITE KNIGHT DINO kek

That's king to you, my cuck.

>being a newfag you actually think the screencap posted here on /plg/ was written by Sean
>pretending you've ever posted on /sp/

lol

This is some next level damage control

tell me in what world is a beta orbiter virgin a king? LOL

Wew

Your erotic medieval fantasies?

What's your pen name? I'll hit u up

Princess, it is I, Dino, you lover! May i clean the sperm out of your vagina once you are doing performing your sexual actions for the day?

Slightly concerned about diddlying heavy twice a week on memeburn.

Will i be die?

Hi, I'm Brian.

I've defended your honour for at least 3 hours today, may you reward me in a picture of your genitalia?

Sure thing.
Nope

I just logged onto Veeky Forums

And LMAO SEANS JUST GOT BTFO

I'm new to these threads

Does Sean always get BTFO this hard?

>Sean thinks he can ruin my image
>calls me dino
>adverts all responsibility from me and onto an imaginary character

Kek

It's not actually that bad

Hey, are you free from 8pm-9pm tomorrow so i can fuck your whore face or do you already have another man lined up in that time slot

I'll have to check the list

That's it I'm deleting all the pictures I have of you for even joking

Is it possible to get bench press to 125-130kg by the end of the year?
Yesterday maxed 110kg.
2 years lifting on and off.

Kek RIP

aww dino you sad th girl you fel in love with turned out t be a whore :(((

Pretty sure that's possible.

I've literally had sex with 100 women

I could not care less. You've had send with 12 women and 1 man
Literally kek

Do you fantasize about running in her place in your suit and armour and saving her from the guys shes getting gangbangged by, until it turns out it was consensual?

Also newfag, if you're trying to imply that me, you should lurk more and know that i never use periods ;)

>Also newfag, if you're trying to imply that me, you should lurk more and know that i never use periods ;)

This wouldn't last a single second in a court of law

>dino throwing a temper tantrum after Sean gave him a spanking ITT

KEK

I'm new here

Does Sean always have these autistic fits?

A screen shot of anonymous saying something and claiming its a specific individual would not hold up in court, you silly stupid child :P

>watch KK interview
>apparently he's a fucking idiot
damn it

Except I've got your IP to prove its you

Only reason I haven't posted it is because youd cry

...

My first post ever here

Are you autistic?

im sorry you fell in love with a whore over the internet bud, dont take it out on me

I wish I could drink a jar of all the cum that's been on and in esmeralda

>implying I've not been baiting you into looking autistic

trip on Dino

>jar

nigga you would need a shipping container

I'm lonelypl;^)

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in this general
>bantering against a different tripfag each day

...

Am I banned

ive seen that dick before

nice try tho

i wish someone would write erotic fiction about me and send me dick pics ;(

Where? I only posted it once b4

>image search returns no results
thats low, /b/ tier kind of low

>desuarchive.org/fit/thread/37979384/#37980674

>tfw wanna get a bit bigger but dont want to leave the 74s

Jonnie...

You jealous?

It's 7.5" x 6.5"

Ugh I remember feeling this way. Same with Pete rubish desu

will Tbh hes kinda right to be confused
they should clearly be following ipf rules but let people just do what they want even at nationals