The most motivational shit I've ever seen

this is an 18+ website, loser

The key to being cool and normie is understanding one thing.

It's all about stealth degeneracy.
People like to act poised and in control and they don't want people to think otherwise about them, but when the time is right, they go 0-100 real quick.

Just be normal friend to girls until you get to a party, then watch as they suddenly start slobering on your dick in front of everyone. But don't tell anyone about it or the girl will tell all her friends you're a snitch.

Viable, but people you've never met wont do the cheek-kiss-kiss and high-five you and invite you up to DJ booth.

You need to be at least an 8/10 and very good game to do this.

K
Looks like they edited out the part where the guy had to pay for all that shit.

Ok but how do I even get invited to parties? I guess you need friends for that huh?

I don't get it is she spitting something over his shoulder?

what nike shoes is he wearing

i don't get it OP
>get fired
>lose gf
>go to spain
>buy (or rent?) car
>party with hot girls
then what? be homeless and broke?

Cortez I think

she's trying to say something in his ear cause it's loud in the room.

She is trying to say something because it's a loud nightclub and he goes after her like a fish to bait.

Fellow beta/r9k here

Just like money, you need friends to make friends. It's dumb. Fuck the normies.

Are you literally autistic? Like have you ever left the house or been at a club?

Just be a normal tier friend with a bunch of people.
As many people as you can.
Don't try and be "best friends" and don't try creating a "meaningful" relationship. Do not get deep, do not get personal.

Just say funny things every once and a while and mention that you like to party and you like all the other normal things normies like.

Normies actively select for traits that are considered normie, so just say you like pokemon go and batman or whatever the hell is popular.

Say you like to party but don't say anything else.

If there is anything about you that you are either PROUD or ASHAMED of, DO NOT LET ANYONE KNOW IT.

Any deviation form "normalcy" will disclude you from the social circle.

After awhile of being normal friends with a bunch of people, one of them will invite you to a party.

Everyone you know will be at the party and be surprised you are there.

IMMEDIATELY start drinking, this will relax everyone.

DO NOT talk to guys, ONLY talk to girls

TALK ABOUT ALCOHOL normies love to talk about drugs and alcohol.

Mention sex, she will start saying the nastiest shit you do not want to hear, but listen, and then ask her if she wants to have sex or flirt with her.

Go to enough parties, make enough normal friends, and talk to enough girls about alcohol and eventually one of them will have sex with you

Normies may be the scum of the earth but they have simple minds and their culture is simple to navigate and make work for you.

>life crashes in front of his eyes
>it's okay guys I'll lift weights for 5 seconds then go to Europe!
>boom everyone finds me attractive and I'm now an amazing social butterfly

get real you impressionable faggot

Well the guy had a nice apartment and white collar job so he wasn't poor obviously.

renting a jeep for a week costs like €400+gas

you guys have so much autism is hurts sometimes.

the whole point of this video is to never take life too seriously and if you're at a job that you LOATHE then don't be afraid to take the risk and leave it.

everyone who says "hurr durr and be homeless no way!!" is fucking retarded. it's actually HARD to be homeless. there's so many fat retarded fucks out there with 4+ kids that aren't homeless and eat more than you'd ever know. not to mention you have no idea how to save and/or manage money.

fear will make your excuses make sense.

the niggers who shit on this video will be the wagecucks that will never wake up until they're 50 and realize they spent their whole life at some shitty job waiting for something to happen and never actually going out and making things happen.

She telling him to move out the way and this idiot almost spilled beer over dj booth.

As a borderline normie who's been to tons of parties and nightclubs i was with you up until here:

>Mention sex, she will start saying the nastiest shit you do not want to hear, but listen, and then ask her if she wants to have sex or flirt with her.

What

>hurr durr wagecuck
ok quit your job and move to ibiza then i won't stop you

You don't mention it directly, you say something very indirect, like "I think your friend hot is she dating anyone?"
or "you look really cute/hot"

or "have you seen such and such? they got an amazing body, I wonder how much they had to work out?"

Just steer the conversation into things having to do with physical attraction.

Girls love talking about all the nasty shit they've done, if they are drunk enough.

>omq le amazing travle partey life
>not waking at 30 realizing you've been a useless piece of shit your entire life and haven't accomplished anything of worth
Pick one, hipster faggot.

No you don't. Take up some hobbies and speak to people. If you're not a total social retard, you'll likely get invited to do something. Example: Take martial arts classes. Talk to the guys in your class. Be a cool guy and not a social retard. They'll think hey this guy is pretty cool, I'll invite him to hang out.

>Take martial arts classes. Talk to the guys in your class. Be a cool guy and not a social retard. They'll think hey this guy is pretty cool, I'll invite him to hang out.

this is word for word how I made my first friends and even got a gf

Once you have sex with the girl, DO NOT tell anyone about it.

OTHER people will talk about it for you and word will get around.

If you talk about it the girl will tell everyone you are a snitch and none of her friends or her friends friends will sleep with you.

Girls like to maintain the image of purity or some shit and they don't like guys talking about how they plowed them.

Whatever happens at a party, STAYS at the party.

Even if you had sex with some guys girlfriend in the middle of the living room in front of everyone, DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT outside of parties.

Outside of parties you are respectable mr.normie
In parties you are a sex hound.

those fat retarded fucks arent homeless because they have 4 kids you fucking fool, they get money for each kid while being unemployed

not to mention being a NEET is pathetic to anyone you meet, plus living off the gubmint gibmedats means you'll never increase your standard of living past the paychecks they send you

kill yourself you stupid fuck

dumb self-pitying fagtron

Good job. It's seriously easy to make friends if you put in the effort. People on here are just making excuses. Even if you're a total social retard, if you're that desperate for friends, take up a social retard hobby and make fellow social retard friends.

>the niggers who shit on this video will be the wagecucks that will never wake up until they're 50
No they'll wake up at 50 have a retirement fund. Having a responsibilities doesn't mean you can't enjoy life faggot.

this is literally not true at all.

fuck everything that moves and tell your bros about it in exchange for high 5's

All I know is the guy who went around snitching about what went on behind closed doors didn't get invited behind closed doors very often.

That video was impressively stupid

>banging party girls instead of acquiring a gf with potential and getting her to lift with you so you can sculpt her into the perfect being

Enjoy being single at 30 and having to pick from all the single moms because you'd rather bang out party sluts like a 16 year old instead of growing up.

>not knowing about secret society rules

fucking pleb

you keep using this word snitching as if sex is like committing a crime. i understand "don't kiss and tell" if you're trying to start something long term with a girl but when everyone goes to a club to get fucked they don't take themselves that seriously

Chad 101

>call the mechanic
>female receptionist awnsers the phone.
>get nervous
>"can I go drop my car now?"
>"yes"
>"okay so you're free? I'll go in a minute"
>"hehe I'll be waiting... "

It's been two years.

you're the guy that thinks he's hot shit and gets made fun of behind his back by both males and females alike

enjoy getting locked down to a girl at 22 who doesn't know what she wants yet and traps you in a loveless marriage for the rest of your life.

fuck around when you're young and date seriously after 25

Outside of the club, they do take themselves seriously, and they don't want anyone to know.

People have been fired from their JOBS (that thing that owns your life) because of snitching on facebook

>hopeless loser?
>lost your job?
>make a load of rash decisions, spend money you can't afford, and hope that by some miracle you fall on your feet in a series of one-in-a-thousand lucky breaks

I like Matinée comercials but that one isn't the best.

Enter IBIZIOUS
youtube.com/watch?v=ED5azV-xrHM

o boo hoo
>normies
Oh shut the fuck up you tripplenigger. I'm as ugly and socially autistic as a person can get but even I don't categorize the world into shitty little dichotomies for my own self-pity parties. Get the fuck off r9k for your own good and stop trapping yourself into being a little whiny shit

i never said post your sexual exploits on facebook jackass, but doing so with your bros is totally normal.

since this is the direction this thread is headed in, anyone got advice on getting friends in a certain crowd moving to a new place? i'm packing up for university and have a shit ton of punk friends that dress the part and we hang out and smoke and trespass but now i'm moving away and these kind of cliques are pretty good at making themselves scarce

i feel pretty fucking weird asking about it but oh well

fag

True, but all the real players keep everything on the DL

Being good at keeping secrets is what makes you a "gentleman" in the sluts eyes.

exactly
p much.

Money isn't going to find itself m8. Get a stable job, and still in your 20-30's? Fucking go for it, every summer use your savings to party in ibiza or st tropez. Otherwise if you're unemployed with no savings start by getting your fucking life in order.

yet somehow i still get invited to parties and meet women. fancy that.

enjoy your STDs party fags

>gf left and lost my jib cis i failed a drug test
>better fuck off on a holiday i cant afford and do more drugs

Retartrd

>real players
no such thing. do what makes you happy don't try to fit some retarded image.

sucks that you've never had the chance to have a close group of guy friends. The kind of guys that you shower with after a workout with and then share sexual stories in the locker room.

who wants to be considered a gentleman by sluts?

fucking r9kbots, go back and remain on your containment board

CHAD is STRETCHING out the PUSSY of the GIRL of your DREAMS and tossing HER to the SIDE while YOU are CRYING that YOU don't have a GIRLFRIEND.

Alright you normie fucks, I've been on an online friend making service for an entire year. Do you know how many friends I've made?
Zero.

I've been on a roleplaying anime community for seven years.
Do you know how many friends I've made? Lots. But do you know how many friends I have now? Zero.

Fuck the normies. I am a different person than I how I used to be. I'm a happier person because I fucking hate normies.

Enjoy your non-virgin girl, you piece of shit Chads. Mods, delete this fucking thread filled with "juss b yurself" advice.

kek

The cool kind of gentleman, the one who gets all the pussy james bond real player style, not the fedora tipping gentleman.

I understand the word can be confusing.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAGGING RIGHTS WITH YOUR BROS?!! I MEAN WHAT GOOD IS IT TO FUCK BITCHES IF YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT IT NAKED WITH YOUR J/O BUDS no homo

Teach me where the good girls are.

I'm not into sluts.
I've spent so much time infiltrating normie culture and hunting down party girls I've lost touch with who I really am.

D E N I E D
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nothing beats waking up still smashed on a saturday comparing degenerate stories from the night before with your bros while sipping beers and getting ready to do it all over again. sorry you haven't got any friends.

Cool video, wow so motivated to wear a go pro and make a youtube video now. I wonder how much random actors and actresses will want to be paid to be in it. how much are random trips to espania? fuck, i forgot the squiggly above the n. Oh well no one will notice because i'm yolo today haha sorry boss

zooooom in today's race car zooooom haha

lol regular people are like zoidberg and i am finally bender

lol whats next for today's life rpg hmm maybe lazer tag with some cutie booties wait what car will i drive nevermind i'll take the hoverboard

>tfw i am brolly u are krillin

hello minority have a high five

what's that shaq used to say? boom shaka laka whoop there it is aaaand i dunk haha from the free throw line that is space jam

>tfw had mario smash bros installed in the chopper zooooom luigi rocket

>tfw talk pilot into landing chopper on my skateboard

>tfw it's parked on top of a water slide that never ends limitless power

you have no power here gandalf the gray boom shakalaka shaq takes off my robe

>tfw gandalf the white
>sunglasses fall from sky
>joint materializes

everyone loves me and is giving me high fives especially shaq and the minorities and wow even coolio is here cant touch this

i love life. things would still be the same for me if i never cartwheeled out of denny's haha stupid boss 420 blaze it

finally have time to practice my karate

shittier version than this

youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc

who here /omega/ and doesnt even realise when girls are hitting on him

Great vid OP. It really amped me up. Ignore the haters in this thread. Not only are they afraid to live an adventurous life, they are even afraid to dream about it haha!

>Have really amazing Job, making easily 200k a year.
>I'm a massive asshole and it finally catches up with me
>They finally fire my ass for the most obvious reasons
>My girlfriend was cheating on me with an even richer dude, should have saw that coming
>Decided to "LIVE IT"
>LIVE IT
>Sell my expensive apartment and every single possession I have
>Dip into my retirement savings and ask for money from my parents
>Live back at home with mom and her new boyfriend
>I HIT IT at the gym everyday
>I bring my camera just to perv on girls
>I decide I hate hard work and my moms boyfriend sucks
>I'm going to LIVE IT in spain or some shit
>Get out there and spend every single thing I have to my name and even put my moms credit card through hell trying to hang out with vapid rich people
>Pretty sure there's no difference between gold diggers and professional escorts
>End up at a beach with some whore at the end of it all
>Money is gone, I've been spending on the business tab from my old Job, Boss is calling me to tell me I'm going to jail
>I'm in spain, bitch
>It's late theres no gas in the jeep and whore wants me to take her home
>I think I'll jump off that cliff...
>KILL IT

I know right? That's why they will never understand us. It's so easy for them because they've never really had our problem.

They're also okay with their first time not being with a virgin, or fucking non-virgins in general. They just move from girl to girl. They're the bourgeoisie faggots who compel us proletariat gentlemen into lower positions, forcing us to "beta orbit" women. Disgusting.

t. 17 y/o from mom's basement

I asked where the good girls were at, not about your fucking problems getting laid nigger.
Sounds like you don't know where the good girls are either.

You're just a victim of really good marketing, I mean, yeah some people live this lifestyle but who has that kind of money to drift like that indefinitely? Get real bro. Lift and fuck pussy but pursue a career; don't fall for this milennial bullshit.

How can yall be so broke? Fly to European country 2500$ food is cheap out there, make friends (sluts)stay at their place like in the vid, quit being a bunch of beta autists.

What if i don't drink alchocol or do drugs.

Motivational?
Guy is obviously a corporate asshole that used to have a 6 figure salaried position and was fired while his too beautiful girlfriend (who he only has framed photos of, none with them together) packs two small carry-on suitcases and leaves him for an even richer corporate douchebag like it was a surprising event.

Motivational?
Guy works out at the gym 3 or 4 times curling 5lbs dumbells, sells EVERYTHING to be able to afford plane tickets to a concert in Spain, rents a Jeep for 3 days, randomly hits on ludicrously attractive 19-year-old girls and ends up in an enormous mansion that he has no ownership of with complete strangers and fucks a $1000 prostitute for 5 minutes.

GOTTA LIVE IT, MAN

Live it for about 3 days and then kill yourself because you wasted all your money and future career prospects by hanging up on the boss who went out of his way to call you and now you have no money in a country with a language you don't speak and women who won't go NEAR you now that you're a known american hobo and can't fly home.

WORTH IT
YOLO

That is the most vapid, useless lifestyle I have ever seen.

I'm afraid you just have to to attract a normie.

The only other viable option is to join an mma gym and make being BUFF and competing in MMA your life

mixed martial artists are instantly cool and you can deny drugs and alcohol because you fight. Girls all get wet for a fighter.

This requires significantly more work, but you will still get pussy.

>Needing external motivation.
>Making it.
Pick one and only one.

>Once and a while

How can you go through life being wrong

Or i can be normal social being, go out with friends and just hit up random girls for number and date them?

you talking shit nigger?

You can, but not drinking or doing drugs at parties can alienate you.

Only girls are allowed to not drink at parties.

I'M GONNA TRAVEL TO SPAIN!!
WHERE NO ONE LOOKS SPANISH!!
THEY'RE ALL CLEARLY RICH FAGGOTS ON VACATION WITH THEIR PARENTS' MONEY FROM OTHER NATIONS!!

CHECK OUT THESE TWO HOT SLUTS I FOUND ON THE BEACH IN SPAIN, FACEBOOK!! THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!
I KNOW, THEY'RE NOT SPANISH AT ALL!!
AREN'T I COOL, FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE????????????

>tfw I've done exactly this in a club
>tfw still got laid but not with her

This is accurate and it works, I've done this naturally when I started college and quickly became Chad, the party animal. I've gone to hundreds of parties and I fucked like 2 new girls every month (taking into account repeating sex partners I've fucked A LOT), not to mention all the fun I had actually partying and talking to people about superficial stuff.
As I'm not retarded, I also cherry picked the best people I've met to make actual friends (it's mind degrading to stay 100% superficial all the time).
I was a hopeless handholdless kissless virgin aspie shut in by 22yo, but I was not retarded, I knew something had to be done. I never had the habit of staying home lamenting and crying about my sad life - I just started lifting, became more social, learned a lot in this and I'd gladly do it all over again, seeing what I have achieved.

Just as long as you die before you're 40, this advice will work. See, if you follow this advice, you're blowing your retirement. But you have a good point. I'm not so sure I'd like to live longer, if I could otherwise live a shorter but much higher quality life.

that was pretty fucking awesome, and much more relatable/plausible than OP

And now you're...23? Good work on becoming nothing. Make another post in 5 years and update us, bloganon.

And don't post UNTIL 5 years have passed.

It is more relateable, certainly. When you get the immature balls to just tack a piece of paper to your mom and dad's refrigerator that just says "IM LEEVING 4EVER" you just know he's the type of idiot who will allow a girl he doesn't know that he saw on a payphone outside of a gas-station screaming and viloently banging the receiver with all her personal belongings scattered around her to get into his car with him just 'cause she's pretty.

Because, in the end, she'll either turn you into a felon or murder you. And you deserve it.

Call your mom.

Get the qt hip techno chicks at underground clubs familia
Maybe a bit slutty but no where near as bad as your normie chicks