Huns

>Huns
>Cripple the Western Roman Empire and start the Great Migration crises leading to it's end.
>Their leader was literally known as the SCOURGE OF GOD.
>Turks
>Destroy the Eastern Roman Empire and annex Constantinople.
>Mongols
>Killed so much people that the earth literally COOLED and started a mini Ice Age.
>Ended the Chinese and Islamic Golden Ages.
>Destroyed the House of Wisdom and sent Baghdad back to the Stone Age.
>Timurids
>Killed 5% of the worlds population.
>Literally built towers of skulls of their victims.
>Black Death.
> killed 30–60% of Europe's total population.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with that desert?

They drank too much horse cum and got brain damage.

>he doesn't want to conquer everywhere beneath the eternal blue sky
The real question is what is wrong with you OP.

>the huns conquered Iraq and caused the black death

Also the turks were known as the scourge of christendom that got sent on the christians for straying from his path.

>Seriously, what the hell is wrong with that desert?
Hard times make for strong men.
Strong men make for hard times.

Not the desert's fault
They are just steppeniggers

They're steppniggas, not desertniggas.

what about the white huns

>hard times make for hard men

this is a blue board.

>desert

>""""white""""

But they were tolerant of religions and shit, so that was good, unlike western colonialism, which was RACIST.

>le slavs aren't white maymay
Back to /int/ Pablito

The White Huns were an Iranian confederation of Iranic tribesmen influenced by other Steppe peoples, they weren't ethnically related to actual Hunnics or Turkics.

>records of all the names we know were Persian or Iranian
>worshiped a weird religion that has very blatant ties with both Zoroastrianism and Mithraism and other sun worship
>noted by Persians, Greeks, Romans, and Indians to be racially different from the "crooked" looking actual Huns and Turkic tribes

The "White" Huns weren't slavs.

Something about the combination of a steppe, horses, and archery turns people into weirdly proficient, murderous, savage bastards.

>Scythians
>Sarmatians
>Huns
>Magyars
>Mongols
>Turks
>Comanche

All savages.

They were called white because of their flags

t. civilicuck thinking savagery is bad

wh*te huns were actually BLACK

dont forget Parthians

superior kara boga blood

>>Killed so much people that the earth literally COOLED and started a mini Ice Age.
kys

t. Turkish shitposter gay

Parthians always lived in Parthia, which is the province directly next to Pars in Iran.
Scythians got repeatedly blown out by the Persians though for the most part. The best they were able to do against Darius was to constantly retreat and practiced a type of scorched earth policy which actually hurt them more then the invading Persians. In fact if the Greek records are anything to go by as well as the statements made by Darius, the Scythians were more or less subjugated to minimum accept Persians as their overlords.
>Sarmatians
They didn't have much success against the Persians or the Romans, the latter who actually made them into vassals.

Regardless of their success or lack of success it doesn't change the fact that Scythians were unbelievably savage. Wearing cloaks made from the scalps of their enemies, blinding their slaves, fetishized beheadings, preferred execution method being tying people to ox-driven carts and lighting it all on fire watching them ride off into the distance like some ancient, fucked version of Ghost Rider, and the fact they smoked mad kush.

Sarmatians were an offshoot of this.

t. someone who would be forcibly sodomized by a rival tribe's warband before being made a boipucci catamite and dying of dysentery

doesn't sound like a bad way to go

Inferior genes

Is that your fetish?

I never said anything about their savagery, my dude. And by the times standards, there were very few civilized sedentary populations that weren't the Chinese, the Persians, Parthians, Romans, and Greeks and a few branches of the Celtic peoples in mainland Europe at the time. They were part of the standard.

Probably even less brutal than the Germanics.

Unironically this.
Conquerors always raped and genocided their way through others but you can atleast have the decency to rule the conquered peoples in a just way after the war is over.

PRAISE TENGRI

>hurrr everyting got to do with race

they were called that because they came from the bleached steps of the Hindu Kush

Every time I see this picture I laugh so hard

t. Herodotus

It didn’t get enough rainfall to anything else

Or because they weren't actual Mongoloid peoples unlike the Huns and Turks.

It's called a "steppe". It's a grassland.

What's wrong with the desert is that it's also frozen, it really is the shittiest place in the entire world ecologically, even Eskimos have plentiful water. If you read about Genghis Khan in the official propaganda account of his life, he killed his own brother over a fish and everyone in the culture think's this is completely correct because the area was constantly famished. There seems to be absolutely no morals against rape, while Genghis instituted the death penalty for anyone eating of plentiful food in somebody else's presence.
People who've lived through famines seem to actually prefer war since there is some sense of companionship when people aren't contemplating eating each other and also the possibility of a quick death.

Truely the most noble savages there ever was. Nomad horse archers are military masterrace.

Mongolia isn´t the Gobi desert only u know

You don't know the half of it...
>2200 BC, invaders from the northern step attack after major drought
>1200 BC, Bronze age collapse happens for literally the same reason, except with Greeks AND steppe invaders this time

>Scythians got repeatedly blown out by the Persians though for the most part.

Do you know how Cyrus the Great died?