/plg/ - powerlifting general

Hey kid... wanna buy some ipf a approved secret sheiko sauce?

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This is a sean OP I can tolerate

looking THICC bro

285kg is ok if you're a girl I guess

i made a comment based off a post last thread about wearing a bandana and eyepatch while lifting

pls dont bully i tried my best ;_;

jfc thats ez

jizzley has 300kg

is this supposed to be a box squat?

I thought it was done by a professional until you said don't bully then I automatically starred picking out everything wrong with it

I'm using a 300kg max on sheiko atm :^)

YEEEAAAAHH

Now you got to make him walk away with the box on his head

see

SWOOOOOOSH

I dont blame you

sorry ;~;

considering doing yates rows with an ez-curl bar next time I do them. Anyone tried this?

Who is the best lifter in the entire world?

So among the shitty chain pizza joints, which include:

Pizza Hut
Papa Johns
Dominos
Little Caesar

Can we all come to an agreement that Papa Johns is the best out of all four?

Reminder of how fucking retarded most of Veeky Forums is

Pizza Hut is the best for dat der coronary heart disease

i have literally never eaten anything except for dominos, so i have brand loyalty towards it and declare it superior

Have you actually started overhead pressing you traitor ;-;

Here's another reminder of how retarded most of fit is

>benni
>powerlifting

should make a similar image with that american WL heroine of lard next to erle engmark or marte elverum

Best in what?

I like pjzza hut for
>Not outrageous prices for shit pizza
>Doesnt taste like cardboard with grease and string cheese (close tho)
>Fucking pzzone ma boi


>Mfw 'select all images with pizza'

papa johns is a nice standby in my house. cheap af and p good. If I want really good pizza though I usually go local.
also
B isn't a powerlifter what the heck

BIG

RAY

WILLIAMS JR

I don't have his 438 tho

He is morbidly obese

>powerlifting

subtle and refined bait, with a hint of mahogany

i like it

Pizza Hut has a shitty sauce
Papa Johns is decent
Dominos is my personal favorite
Little Caesars is objectively shit

Gaaahhh. Too many levels

>American """athlete"""

lets play a game: who made this instagram post? (if you knew the answer because youve actually seen the post, please dont answer right away, wait a bit)

MAHOGNY DOORS

Josh hancock

Pretty accurate

omar?

No come on look at the iron lyfe in this post

>not even impressive weight
why stay that fat?
hancuck?

No.

the ipf unabomber

YOU LIE
WE HAVE PROOF

No, Guys this man is saying how he herniates his back every 4 months lol

>Pizza Hut
Trash, but also like, kinda good sometimes

>Papa Johns
Regret it almost every time I order it, three slices and I feel like shit

>Dominos
nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dominos-ad-shoot/n11961

Dominio's: the best of the not-good pizzas

>Little Caesar
The value is there, but you have to eat it all in one go or you lose

here

whos dat

yeah that's terrifying actually. Simmons? Some other westsider?

that fucking squat lel, just stupid strong

Why do people in the US get shitty pizza? I have three places that make good to very good pizza in ten minutes' walking distance and I live in a city of 110,000.

LAYNE NIRTAN

george leeman?

Nope :)
Nope :)

It's just the chains. Most family owned, or small places have really good pizza.

There is literally NO PROOF. Some guy who has a man bun and posts on Fil's instagram has done overhead press but not Natty Fil.

Nope :)

Just tell me

where do you live?
It's pretty hard to find actual quality pizza on the west coast.

New Hampshire

I wanted someone to say garagebro first before i told
instagram.com/p/BH-yirVjNVG/?taken-by=thevanillagorilla92&hl=en

>tfw razor ran out of battery while I was in the middle of shaving my chest
>tfw charger is broken
>tfw i have to go outside now and my chest hair is all patchy and bizarre

fuck

why are man-bun's called that btw? It's just a bun on a guy. The actual look and implementation are the same.

brandon lily or maybe one of the lilliebridges

I fucking wrote garsgebro but thought no way and asked you to tell me instead!

Oooh that's a killer. I always make sure mine's on the charger the night before and have been known to do an upper/lower split to guarantee that this does not happen.

I can agree to this. I got 40% through my uni.
It's got some great flavor and good crust texture.

>not making your own pizza
I mean all I have is Papa johns and Little Caesars. If I was going to care about eating "good" pizza, i'd just make one myself.

it was said by Blaine Sumner see link

check you pizza privilege

I really want pizza now and all I have is tuna salad ;-;
>select all images with pizza
CMON

that looks fucking disgusting
>ohio pizza

not even once

Bloody hell his thighs are something else. I wonder what their circumference is? Surely they've got to affect his day to day life, can he even touch his knees together?

i tried to give myself a manbun once.

once.

>tfw too undextrous to make a manbun properly

I've done this too and it's literally always worth it, but some days I just want a fucking pizza in front of my face ready to rock in 20 minutes.

is it the annual "shit on joe's pizza" episode? I swear this happened at the same time last year. Hell an entire /plg/ was practically devoted to pizza talk.

I came veeery close to ordering from the place down the street lol, just grabbed some sardines and crackers instead. We'll see if I make it the rest of the night though.

holy kek she's just a sack of fat

I mean, Ray Williams and Eddie Hall are obese as well but at least look just as muscular as fat.
She just looks like a sack of jelly fat.

I guess it's cause of being female?

Nice to see some people fell for this one kekkk

No, I'm not making any terminology. Calories, weight, gaining, maintaining, losing... all of these are existing terminologies.

Eat at a surplus of the basal requirement of calories, maintain total body weight.
Simple as that.

Just as simple as the clean deadlift issue, but people choose to autism over simple things for no reason.

pink?

butt related

Not a huge fan of those toppings desu, apply yourself.

Give yourself a throatcut if your hair still looks like that my dude.

>tfw pink nipples, pale skin, blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw non-pink discoloured butthole

I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT

how can you fuck up that bad? It's not really that hard, unless your hair just isn't long enough yet.
ahh that's right it's around dindin time over there huh
>tfw texted family about getting pizza
>they have plans to "make dinner" or some gay shit
ree.

Obviously they affect his daily life. He just jumps instead of taking the lift.

Maybe try bleaching?

is it really obvious if someone has a bleached butthole or not?

i dont want anyone to know just how insecure i am

Show us your asshole.

I'm not hating, I get from Little Caesars regularly just because that 5 dollar pizza already made to go is hard to beat if i'm out and running around.
I might make a pizza thread later tonight of a new recipe i've been wanting to try out and a few i've already made. All top notch.
I really just want to make pizza now.

Sometimes you can beat 'em to the punch and bring home pizza early, so you get to eat pizza and you're the good son.

Excellent butt choice.

Would bongo/10

trappy do you bleach your butthole?
why use that trip when commisar isn't around to be triggered?

I don't think it is? Idk, I don't see how it would be.

i was just wondering if its like fake tits, where some people will just be able to know off the bat that youve had some work done on you

>buttholes are suppose to be pinkish
>having a perfectly white butthole
It's pretty noticeable.

I want to bully Commisar 24/7, when he gets on later I want him to read every post and cry because I'll bully all the lolis.

>at work until well after family's dinner time
:c
>5 dollar pizza
goddamn I wish there were little caesar's around where I live. I have been taking advantage of Jack in the Box's jr. bacon cheeseburgers as of late. ~2000 cals and 76g protein for $6 aint bad.
BUM SOLO

Lads... if the internet is to be believed, steak tips are evidently a regional thing? Do non-New Englander's not do steak tips? And why?

I don't believe in tipping.

I don't tip because society says I have to. I mean, I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

>Do non-New Englander's not do steak tips? And why?
What kind of faggot ass region doesn't do steak tips?

That beats Wendy's Baconator by far price wise. 930 calories 58g protein for roughly the same price.
No jack in the Box here.

I can confirm that Wisconsin does them

I don't know, I was reading about regional cuisines and that came up as a New England thing. Further googling made it seem like other people wouldn't know what they werer.

>when da universe collapse into ya asshole

what are steak tips exactly?
well it's around $6 for 4 of them. I've been noticing that getting a lot of small items at fast food places tends to be cheaper than their large portion items.

Not that user but holy shit you really know nothing about nutrition. No one trying to eat maintenance calories has ever gone "huh well I guess I'll just eat my BMR, that should maintain my body weight even if I'm fairly active."

You eat at your TDEE to maintain, something even the most retarded person in this thread knows, it's even in the sticky for god's sake. Redefining TDEE as BMR just for the sake of being able to say
>hurr guys I was technically correct
even when your advice was misleading bullshit is exactly why mentally ill transexuals that don't lift should be banned from this forum

Tips of sirloin, often marinated, then grilled. You can get them in a sub or just eat like a regular steak with potatoes and greens.

We know m8.....we know