How do I EuroChad mode?

How do I EuroChad mode?

Holy fucking shit stop posting these threads please, saged.

Have good genetics, lift for a year, have low bodyfat

Be born in superior EU country.

Why arent you taking pictures shirtless of you and your bro?

Push a truck through a crowd superset with shooting kids on an island for kills, aim for 40+ in both exercises to get that nice balance between muscle growth and fat burning to stay lean

suppose you lurk Veeky Forums and suppose you are gay, but i repeat myself.

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He's wearing California shorts.

>Euro

These are the most american guys Ive ever seen

Masturbate while Ahmed and Obongo fuck your wife

>he's a Yank

how does it feel being laughing stock of the world

Be 6'+ and do steroids
>Bonus like other men

You mean a steward of freedom and democracy? It feels so God damn good you'd jump off of your mud hut if you knew what you were missing.

>steward of freedom
>ongoing protests because your police force is trigger happy
>be '''free'''
>get shot

sounds very free to me

suck cock x F

>be a nigger
>attack cops/resist arrest/etc
>get put down like the animal you are
I see no problem here.

LAND OF THE FREEEEE
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAVE

Ask for an extra semen ration at the food line every morning.

kek, eurofags full on mad

at least USA isn't getting summarily raped daily by the long cock of Islam

seriously you guys used to be pretty based and now you're the world's trash can for brown people. what happened

Have you tried maybe dieting, lifting, and cardio? I would start with these user :^)

All of the west is a mess desu senpai.

Cocks and islam, like that gaybar shootout?

>9/11
>gay bar shoot up
>60% white country
>resorts to talking about islamic terrorism when their own police account for more murders than terrorism

top kek, classic yank

>inviting millions of grown men muslims into europe
>paris bombed
>hundreds of women raped on NYE in germany
>40+ people ran over and killed in nice
>kek sucks to be amerifat xd lmao :^)

You're getting raped by the cock of Zionism instead, which most definitely is worse.

>cows kill more Americans than terrorists
>falls for fear mongering

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>implying I'm from Europe

top kek Yank you've been well and truly bantered

>being such a connoisseur of cock you have a preference of cock-type