Help me Veeky Forums!

Help me Veeky Forums!

What should I get written on my Metcon 2s Veeky Forums?

Best answer gets chosen

CMON and 4SCOOPS

>I am
>Pathetic

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That won't fit bro

EMBRACE IT!

>kill
>me

Riki Diki

I love black dicks

Anyone else thought those were some massive platform shoes at first? lmao

No. You're just stupid.

Rofl! Kid, my intellect is on level you couldn't even comprehend

Manlet shoes lmao

fuck islam

Are they not? What the fuck are they? Why is the sole so fucking huge?

This

tranny hunter

I dis lmao. On topic:
> dindu
> nuffin

my
sides

The soles wrap up around the side of the shoe to give you more grip for rope climbing

What kind of explanation is this

When I google the name I see regular running shoes

What is this platform wizardry

its the back of the shoe haha

Are you retarded?

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

tfw
no gf

How about this? Pay homage to the late Prince himself

fpbp

5%
5%

or

love it
kill it

BIG

BLACK

5%er **

For anyone equally confused. Took me half an hour to see it.

Professors in STEM and the humanities have called me gifted and full of potential.

I should become an actor

...

you are not alone

Oh god I was thinking it was some weird ass liftan shoes, I was wondering why no one reacted to it and just kept my whore mouth shut.

'Not', and 'AF1's'

HOW! HOW DID YOU SEE IT LIKE THIS!?

Please don't become an engineer, you're going to kill someone.

Nah I think I'm going to go with the Zyzz Tribute.

He was a pretty big deal over here in Australia

>Using your legs for rope climbing
pleb

Tren hard

I don't do any rope climbing normally but when I have done it in the past I have only used my arms.

I don't know, it's like a crossfit shoe so weak crossfit pussies probably need their legs to climb ropes because of their shoulder impingements lel

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Don't think that will fit bro

>Please don't become an engineer, you're going to kill someone.
Luckily I did just that and dropped out before I could cause any serious harm.