LINK Request Begthread

Alright niggers I'm poor as fuck and can't afford shit, I'll do stupid shit for LINK, tell me what you want me to do and how much LINK for it and I'll do it and post my wallet address in the reply.

May as well offer a service instrad of begging.

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how many sharpies do you have?

i'll throw in, how many link per sharpie?

I don't have any sharpies unfortunately, how about trying to fit part of a water bottle in my ass? Or forks? How much for those lol.

>looks up link price

Which end of fork? Different pricing

I'll toss in 200 link if you do the pronged side of a fork first and make it a video.

1500 link if you shove a fork, a knife and a spoon up your ass

Whoa whoa whoa. How many?

Alright I will do a fork a knife and a spoon, all prolonged end, please don't scam me im genuinely poor, it's already humiliating enough.

Give me 15 mins roughly.

Same time. I saw that may not have been clear from the discussion.

Yes all at the same time or you aint getting shit

not so sure I want to see this user

Wait so same time as in inserted all literally simultaneously or can i do one after the other but have to keep them all in while I do it?

Veeky Forums is famous for delivering user, so this should be easy money for you. Wish I had thought of starting a thread like this.

All at the same time, 2000 more link if you let yourself fall on the floor with your ass down

You still can.

>mutilation
guys lets keep it kek

geez, you're really smart for thinking of that.

would any anons give me btc if I showed you my girl pussy :^)))

Thanks. Now kill yourself.

no

fucking sicko

okay user-chan :^)

Your girls pussy or are you a femanon?

femanon

but I also have a gf so I could show her too

Fuck I gotta find some sharpies :/

I could do this too though if you guys would rather see my chicks pussy for btc

Lies. Buzzy pics or kys

surely op will deliver soon

today was really bad for me, lots of money gone. any amount of LINK would make my day, even just 1

0xab5663a19ea984ce1c4bc112f33c492b39230c9a

There are no girls on teh internet, I demand proof!

where be-ith my anal cutlery?!

I just recorded it give me a sec anons

You again

This thread makes me sad

Kik?

I don't think there's a thread that's positive

Please tell me you didn't actually shove a fork up your ass pointed end first user

at least 3.50

Then put it back in the drawer

guys says file too big for all videos :( how do i get past that?

here's screenshot of end result for proof

imgur is shitting itself right now otherwise I'd post a link

add me on kik instead. grzzy

What the actual fuck, user.

another screenshot from same vid for proof

Pay up user

Holy jebus

another screenshot so you can verify video time to be from same video

my wallet address:

0xDd471DeB6132BA90A20419de087509373640aeAf

Please. I'm poor as fuck and did it.

Hmmm, how do we know its not just 3 spoons..

upload to video sharig site

Needs to go IN.. NOT CLENCHED

>10x as kek if he doesn't pay
>discourages future keks

what a dilemma

...

Dont pay this faggot, he only squeezed them with this butcheeks. You must be new here, many tried this tactics before user.

What is this shit? Gotta put it in the ass not the cheeks.

tried to wash already but some shit still there, proof it's as requested

come the fuck on guys I put the entire fucking ends it there the flat part doesn't matter, you don't have to send me millions of link just some please

sent 100k :^)
you're actually retarded if you think Veeky Forumsjews would give away money

I'm black and you used the n-word.

I'm generally generous, but you'll get nothing from me today.

Sometimes it pays to be kind.

ew

10/10 troll, may as well just fucking kill myself now

>hide post

Nope. No trolling. Maybe think about why you are poor and begging on an imageboard using slurs so desperate to fit in.

What a shame.

how do we know thats not peanut butter? Taste test time?

You're the one who doesn't fit in, nigger.

etherscan.io/address/0xDd471DeB6132BA90A20419de087509373640aeAf

>no of txns 0

HAH

If you knew why I was poor you wouldn't care for my use of a word so much

and people ask me why I spend all my time here

Wanna talk about it, champ?

Give him a minute, he's doing the dishes

i didnt mean for this to happen i am so sorry :( but you did suggest forks.

Kik? How old are you? Fucking 12?

easy throwaway but ok be a massive faggot

Lmao, catfishing piece of shit. Do you send dirty messages to little boys, faggot?

yeah because I totally put my kik out on Veeky Forums so I can talk to little boys

This fucking thread. Thank you.

Stop with the lies, pedo piece of shit.

and this is why you belong in an oven.