Tfw thanks to trading crypto I got money to fuck a cute asian girl off of backpage

>tfw thanks to trading crypto I got money to fuck a cute asian girl off of backpage
if you're still a virgin kys

enjoy the stds

Congratulations on having to pay money for an interaction that most people are able to have with minimal effort and no monetary transaction.

>backpage
was her penis feminine?

OP here, had to switch to mobile. no his benis was pretty thick and veiny desu

>married
>longest running profession in history

I got bad news for you user

hey at least i'm not a virgin. that's already something most 4channers can't say for themselves

The thing about being REALLY rich is that women will sleep with you without having to pay, because they are willing to invest long term.

That’s why you dress and act wealthy, pnd gold digging sluts and keep all your money

Oldest profession in history is prostitution.

You don't have to marry every single woman you fuck, user.

>most people are Chad
Yeahno

Prostitutes are day-traders
Wives are long term investors

>and no monetary transaction.

uh.... what is this guy talking about?

yeah nah yeah

i have a girlfriend and sometimes i pay for hookers.

it's just an experiece getting to fuck someone with a different body size, and getting them to roleplay your fantasies :)

its like sometimes u just wanna fuck a busty chick, and sometimes u wanna play around with a flat chested bitch

He doesn't understand opportunity cost. Getting a gf the traditional way instead of buying one is like spending weeks grinding for gold in a video game when you could just pay 5 bucks and get it instantly.

the oldest profession is a hunter retard. You cant hire hoes without food

exactly my point...?
The stupidity... holy shit

With all the money I've spent on my girlfriend, God knows how many different hookers I could've fucked...

Looking on this backpage website OP has talked about, I'm seeing good chicks in my city. Brings a lot of regret...

you are a cuck. well, better late than never.

ITT: Veeky Forums is Veeky Forums

probably avoided some stds at least

Hunter isn't a profession

you're still a mental virgin if you had to pay for a bitch to sleep with you

If you're not ugly and fit, getting laid doesn't take much effort on dating apps as long you don't go for 11/10s.
>message 100 girls the same message
>handful reply in first 5 minutes
>establish interest in first message, spend an hour convincing them they want to fuck
next thing you know, they're here, fucking me, for free. I've fucked at least 30 different young qts like this.

i paid 80$ which is basically pocket change at this point.

>pay for sex while most ppl have real gfe
>acting proud
user...I...

>Implying everyone here is a wizard

bp doesn't have escort listings anymore, what section did you find her in, and $80 is a deal if you are telling le truth.

Underrated
The icos are like those arranged marriages that you pay to pop the cherry then?

DApps

find your city, under dating go to women > men.